1. Don’t tell us when you think other girls are hot.
[2. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.]
3. If you don’t act like soap-opera guys, don’t expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models.
[4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.]
5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.
[6. We think about you all the time.]
7. This is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
[8. Which also means that if we dont call, take the hint.]
9. We like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
[10. being able to make us laugh is so much more important than how much you can bench-press.]
11. Return favors: we massage, you massage; we go down, you go down; we shave, you shave.
[12. foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite.]
13. We're allowed to be late . . . you are not.
[14. Eye contact is key.]
15. Don’t take longer to get ready than we do.
[16. Laugh at our jokes.]
17. Three words . . .
honesty, honesty, honesty.
[18. Girls can be groupies. guy groupies are stalkers.]
19. We never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.
[20. Do not start with us. You will not win.]
21. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn’t think so.
[22. If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.]
23. We will never have enough clothes or shoes.
[24. We have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month.]
25. Open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car.
[26. We love surprises!]
27. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.
[28. Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.]
29. Boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometimes . . .
NEVER whitey-tightie
s!
[30. Clean your room before we come over.]
31. Always brush your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity.
[32. When we use our teeth it means that you suck at going down on us, so we are just returning the favor.]
33. Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are.
[34. Don’t act hard around your friends because I wont make you hard tonight.]
35. Sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!"
[36. "Wife Beaters" are not an adequate form of fashion.]
37. If we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn star not your girlfriend.
[38. Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isn’t right.]
39. Don’t let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough.
[40. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.]
41. guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman.
[42. "Fat Chicks" have feelings too.]
43. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to . . . YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!
[44. The excuse "I can't dance" is unacceptable . . . we'll appreciate the simple fact that you're trying.]
45. Just because a girl doesn’t pick up on the first ring doesn’t mean she’s not waiting by the phone.
[46. You don’t have to spend a lot, if it means a lot.]
47. Don’t say you love me if you don’t mean it. When we say it we mean it!
[48. Don’t lie to us . . . we will catch you.]
49. Just because you’re tired doesn't mean you can blow us off like we are nothing.
[50. When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends know everything about you.]
THINGS GUYS WANT GIRLS TO KNOW
1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.
3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
6. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
7. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more.
8. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
9. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
10. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong.....(Although we know damn well you will just seduce us enough to sneak it on us...)
11. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
12. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
13. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
14. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
15. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."
16. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
17. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
18. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.
19. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean.
20. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
21.We were wrong, PMS is an excuse.
22. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on. Now saying how cute we are...
23. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach... and about a foot futher down... but food is good.
24. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.
25. We always notice how funny it is after you rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
26. We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway.
<right> A girl asked a boy if she was pretty.
He said no.
She asked him if he wanted to be with her forever.
He said no
She then asked him if he would cry if she walked away.
He again said no
She had heard too much,
She needed to leave,
As she walked away,
He grabbed her arm,
and told her to stay.
he then told her:
You're not pretty, you're beautiful.
I don't want to be with you forever, I need to be with you forever.
I wouldn't cry if you walked away, I would die </right>
{A motorcycle was going 90 mph and there was a break failure}
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
<i> (In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but
only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die
I WANT TO HUG..BUT..
A HUG LEADS TO A KISS
A KISS LEADS TO A LICK
A LICK LEADS TO A SUCK
AND A SUCK LEADS TO A ... FUCK
HMMM…WANNA HUG?
:.He Handed her 12 roses 11 real and 1 fake and said I will love u until the last rose dies.:
1. KISS ON THE HAND .. I ADORE YOU
2. KISS ON THE CHEEK .. LETS JUST BE FRIENDS
3. KISS ON THE NECK .. I WANT YOU
4. KISS ON THE LIPS .. I LOVE YOU
5. KISS ON THE EARS .. I AM JUST PLAYING
6. KISS ANYWHERE ELSE .. LETS NOT GET CARRIED AWAY
7. LOOK IN YOUR EYES .. KISS ME NOW
8. PLAYING WITH YOUR HAIR .. I CANT LIVE WITHOUT YOU
9. HAND ON YOUR WAIST .. I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH TOO LET YOU GO !
A boy and a girl,
the best of friends.
From elementary to high school
from beginning to end.
Through all those years
their friendship grew.
They both felt the same,
but neither knew.
Each waking moment
since the day they met.
They both loved each other
sunrise to sunset.
He was all she had
in her terrible life.
He was the one
who kept her from her knife.
She was his angel,
she made him smile.
Though life threw him curves,
she made it all worth while.
Then one day
things went terribly wrong.
The next few weeks
were like a very sad song.
He made her jealous
on purpose he tried.
When the girl asked, "Do you love her?"
on purpose he lied.
He played with jealousy
like it was a game.
Little did he know
Things would never be the same.
His plan was working
but he had no clue.
How wrong things would go,
the damage he would do.
One night she broke down,
feeling very alone.
Just her and the blade,
no one else home.
She dialed his number,
he answered, "Hello"
She told him she loved him
and hung up the phone.
He raced to her house
just a minute too late.
Found her lying in blood,
her heart had no rate.
Beside her was a note,
in it her confession.
Her love for this boy,
her only obsession.
As he read the note,
he knelt down and cried.
Grabbed her knife,
that night they both died.
She was found in his arms,
both of them dead.
Under her note
his handwriting said:
"I loved her so,
she never knew.
All this time
I loved her too."
[If you love someone very much put this in your house]
