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Mrs Mannequin ([John smells])

Member #36294 created: 2005-12-15 12:36:43Simple URL: http://www.elfpack.com/36294   

Name: Rhianne

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***The things we crave most are the things that destroy us the quickest***

                                                                                                              

                                                           

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random thoughts by Rhi rhi:

01. someone should cross a chicken with a whale.
02. no one can really take a shit. most people leave them.
03. i believe in equality. i'd like to see a women's urinal.
04. who the hell invented women's razors? they're exactly like men's, only more expensive.
05. salami makes circular grease rings on the kitchen ceiling.
06. can you milk a horse?
07. if i was a cat, i'd avoid licking my ass.
08. muffins are fucking genius...
09. i wonder if orangutangs are actually attracted to each other?
10. whales have large penis'.
11.flying monkeys must be clever
12. why are mango seeds hairy? I don't get it...
13. there is no such thing as "up".
14. stupid people shouldn't breed.




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*****If you had me alone, locked up in your room for 24 hours, and I had to do whatever you wanted me to do, what would you do with me? Post this in your house. You might be surprised at the answers you get..****
P.S

i have aids :)


                      
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ME?




i give up too easily.
i get jealous
im insecure.
i love taking photo's of randomness
i love my mates & chocolate && watching family guy
i HATE crab sticks. yuck.
i like lots of things
except people who are assholes
or people who want to put things in mine
i am not emo
i am not scene
i am not a mosher
i am not a chav
i am not able to fit into any catagorey
labels are for jam jars


I Love Muffins


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there great
im givin up smoking
one day
i'm a loon.
i wear stilettoes in snow.
practicality makes no sense
i am a failure at cooking but i still try
i have a tatto, its cool
and a few random piercings but nothing major
i dont like politicians
i have been engaged, it ended because i wanted to kill him
i can be random so alot of people dont get me
               

  
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You know you're a British 90's kid when...



You can sing the rap to "The fresh prince of bel air"


You've worn leggins and felt cold.


You used to love playing with your "Puppy in my pockets"


You remember when it was actualy worth getting up on a saturday
morning to watch Live&Kicking or SM:TV.


You had a huge fringe at some point in your childhood.


You remember watching and reading "Goosebumps"


You took plastic cartoon lunchboxes to school.


You know the words from the Shakey jake milkshake adverts.


You remember the mahusive craze of Yo-yo's and Tamagotchi's


You still get the urge to say "Not" after every sentence.
not.


You collected pokemon cards.


You had a weird alien thing that lived in gooey stuff
in a plastic 'pod'and thought that if you stuck 2 back to back
they would have an alien baby


You watched the ORIGINAL post man pat,
fire man sam and teenage mutant ninja turtles


Yikes pencils were the best!-what ever happened to them?


You remember when the new beanie babies where always sold out.


You got your mum to get "BN" biscuits.


You used to wear those stick on earrings, at the
corners of your eyes as well as on your ears.


You know the Macerena by heart.


"Talk to the hand" enough said right.


You thought Brain from "Pinky and the brain"
would finally take over the world.


You remember Bum Bags.


2 words: ... Spice Girls




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Smile...
it confuses people



If u ask a stupid question... u get a stupid answer



Dont follow in my footsteps...
i run into walls



It's cute how u think im listening



If practice makes perfect...
an no ones perfect...
why practice



No guts, no glory
No pain, no gain.



Im not a vegetarian because i love animals...
im a vegetarian because i hate plants

 

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This is this muffin
This is is muffin
This is how muffin
This is to muffin
This is keep muffin
This is a muffin
This is dumbass muffin
This is busy muffin
This is for muffin
This is fourty muffin
This is seconds muffin


Now go back and read the THIRD word in each sentence...


                


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[Bitchology]
When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a bitch. Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, I am defined as a bitch. The same thing happens when I take time for myself; instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish. It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be. I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that! So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me. You won't succeed. And if that makes me a bitch, so be it. I embrace the title and am proud to bear it.


                      
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I love you.
Not maybe, not tomorrow, not someday,
right now - at this moment.
I realised something.
I need you. I trust you,I want you.
And you can be wrong about things
and we can argue, and get mad at each other,
but nothing in this world
can change the fact that I love you




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I'll draw you a Pretty Picture.
I'll draw it with a twist.
I'll draw it with a RazorBlade.
I'll draw it on my wrist.
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                                                                    ♥Things to do before i die♥

☆ save the world
☆ invite batman for tea
☆ chuck eggs at a random house every day for six weeks,
then go in the morning and
apologise, then chuck another on way out
☆ wipe pizza over next door neighbours window
☆ force my brother into a cage full of giant rabbits
☆ give my cat a boxin match
☆ bomb portsmouth
☆ make friends with a leprichorn
☆ ask a homeless guy for some money
☆ teach a penguin how to talk
☆ drown a goldfish
☆ go sea diving and chase a shark with granades
☆ Create a better world around me,where chickens can cross roads
and not have their motives questioned
          
                                          
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♥Roses Are Red♥

violets are blue

i can not believe ..

i got so attached to you

you were like barbed wire

wrapped around my heart

with every breath i took

you ripped me apart

each little beat

is another small cut

i dont know what it takes

to sew it all shut

drip drip away ..

losing all my trust

just another broken memory .

slowly fading to dust .



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people ask me why it`s so hard for me to trust,
& i ask them why is it so hard to keep a promise.




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[#]

Age: 19Year of birth: 1989Month of birth: 8Day of birth: 1

Gender: female

What do you do?: Working

Place of living: United Kingdom-Wales

Exact place of living: In my box

Known languages
Sign LanguageEnglishFrench
Welsh

Favorite URL: I was a wooden boy

Skype Username: I was a wooden boy

ICQ number: 190009874393070099

Music
alternativegothhouse
rocktechno

Other interests
chasing the preferred sexdancingdisco
drinkseatingfantasy
fashionfilmparty
slackingsmokingsoapoperas
shoppingwhiskywine

Civil status: involved

Sexual preference: unknown

Body shape: normal

Height: 160


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