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$joe$
Email: ncfcjoe@hotmail.co.uk
Name: joe
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Drunk-ass | Sex-monster | Crazy kid |
Description:
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[LAYER ONE:]
-- [Name:] Joe
-- [Nickname:] Joe
-- [Birthdate:] 30/10/89
-- [Birthplace:] bournmouth
-- [Hair color:] brown/black
-- [Height:] 167
-- [Righty or lefty:] righty
[LAYER TWO]
-- [Your heritage:] english
-- [The shoes you wore today:] lonsdale-white
-- [Your weakness:] hit in da bollocks
-- [Your fears:] heights
-- [Your perfect pizza:] crust
-- [Goal you'd like to achieve:] footballer
[LAYER THREE]
-- [Your most overused phrase:] my bad
-- [Your thoughts first waking up:] Fuck off please
-- [Your best physical feature:] maybe
-- [Your bedtime:] between- when ever i fall
-- [Your most missed memory:] bein young
[LAYER FOUR]
-- [Soda:] pepsi
-- [Fast food joint:] mcdonalds
-- [Single or group dates:] group
-- [Adidas or Nike:] nike
-- [Chocolate or vanilla:] chocolate
-- [Cappuccino or coffee:] neither
-- [Favourite football club] norwich city fc
[LAYER FIVE]
-- [Smoke:] yep
-- [Sing:] no
-- [Take a shower every day:] yup
-- [Have a crush(es):] no
-- [Do you think you've been in love:] dunno
-- [Want to go to college:] yup
-- [Like school:] no
-- [Want to get married:] no
-- [Believe in yourself:] yup
-- [Get motion sickness:] no
-- [Think you're attractive:] yup
-- [Think you're a health freak:] no
-- [Get along with your parents:] try
-- [Like thunderstorms:] yup
-- [Play an instrument:] no
[LAYER SIX]
In the past 6 months...
-- [Drank alcohol:] all the time
-- [Smoked:] yep
-- [Done a drug:] nop
-- [Made out:] yep
-- [Gone on a date:] yep
-- [Gone to the mall:] yup
-- [Eaten an entire box of Oreos:] no
-- [Eaten sushi:] no
-- [Been on stage:] no
-- [Gone skating:] no
-- [Made homemade cookies:] no
-- [Gone skinny-dipping:] no
-- [Dyed your hair:] no
-- [Stolen anything:] yer
[LAYER SEVEN]
Ever...
-- [Played a game that required removal of clothing:] yup
-- [Been trashed or extremely intoxicated:] to right
-- [Been caught doing something:] no
-- [Been called a tease:] no
-- [Gotten beaten up:] no
-- [Shoplifted:] no
-- [Changed who you were to fit in:] no
[LAYER EIGHT]
-- [Numbers and names of children:] ????
-- [Describe your dream wedding:] not yet!
-- [How you want to die:] stop breathing!
-- [Where do you want to go to college:] gloscat
-- [What do you want to be when you grow up:] plumber
-- [What country would you most like to visit:] ibiza
[LAYER NINE]
In the preferred sex...
-- [Best eye color:] blue
-- [Best hair color:] blonde
-- [Short or long hair:] long
-- [Best height:] medium
-- [Best weight:] medium
-- [Best articles of clothing:] hot pants
-- [Best first date location:] bed
-- [Best first kiss location:] bed
[LAYER TEN]
-- [Number of drugs taken illegally:] none
-- [Number of people I could trust with my life:] none
-- [Number of CDs that I own:] 35
-- [Number of piercings:] none
-- [Number of tattoes:] none
-- [Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper:] sum!
-- [Number of scars on my body:] 7
-- [Number of things in my past that I regret:] a lot of fings!
[God made whisky, God made pepsi]
[God made me so fukin sexy]
[God made rivers, God made lakes]
[God made you, well we all make mistakes]
Here are some of my m8s on elfpack
[* *me*wuv*u*]
[*$*amy_jade*$*]
[xXlucy=whore!Xx]
[*bubble*]
[*~*~rach~*~*]
[+boothy+]
[x.jess.x]
[{{Brittney}}]
[beautiful blue eyes]
[iluvyou]
[DundeeGirl]
[Epson11]
[eternal sleep]
[Paul !]
[im a f***ing bad star ok]
[jamieb safe]
[lethal_mc]
[Matt101]
[mel n matty 2k5]
[gothicangel]
[ouch]
[playboybunnie1]
[x.. lexy ..x]
[torment my purity]
[tracy_mcqueen]
[Witchyra]
[*louise*]
[.x. Lil Lizzie .x.]
[xoxoplaygirlxoxo]
[xx Emz xx]
[Xx SeXi PlAyBoI xX]
[Xx.*Cutie*.xX]
[Xx §ophie xX ^_^ Happy ^_^ xX]
[~*eyecandy*~]
[sam left now 4 good]
*strange*
when u blow in a dogs face it gets mad
but when u take it out in the car it sticks its head out of the window!!
1. are we friends ?
2.who are you?
3.do you have a crush on me?
4.would you kiss me?
5.one word to discribe me?
6.what was your first impression of me?
7.do you still think that?
8.when and how did we meet?
10.give me a nickname and why?
11.what reminds you of me?
12.if you could give me anything what would it be?
13.how well do you think you know me?
14.whens the last time you saw me?
15.did you ever want to tell me something that you couldn't?
16.are you going to put this on your house and see what i say?
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Age: 17 | Year of birth: 1989 | Month of birth: 10 | Day of birth: 30 |
Gender: male
What do you do?: Being lazy
Place of living: United Kingdom-England
Exact place of living: Gloucestershire
Other interests
basketry | beer | card games |
carpentry | cars | chasing the preferred sex |
cybersex | disco | drinks |
eating | fashion | gambling |
hunting | motorcycles | party |
porn | shopping | sporting |
watching sport | wine | woodwork |
Civil status: single
Sexual preference: opposite sex
Body shape: normal
Height: 167