[SUCh A b3AUtifUl diSASt3R]'s diary

82109  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2006-09-03
Written: (6657 days ago)

oo..i forgot to mention..brian saved my ass yesterday too... ive been needin a ciggy right?..OMG..gues who smoked TWO with me?..thats the first time ive had my own ciggy in...well..lets jsut say awhile..*actually..now that i think about it..it was last time i tried quitting....about..a yr ago..* XD!!..

82108  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2006-09-03
Written: (6657 days ago)

What color of shirt are you wearing?
Red=loud
Green=stupid
Blue= Hott
White=naughty
Aqua=freaky
Yellow=skanky
Purple=a little TOO happy
Black= goth
Orange=multicolored
Gray= preppy
Pink= horny
Brown=tree-hugging
Multicolored= sweaty
Other=candy-flavored
Nothing= Sexy



What kind of pants are you wearing?





Shorts=slut
Skirt=hot piece of ass
Skort=homo
Jeans= skater
Ripped Jeans= prep
Capris=cutie
Cordoroy=skank
Cargo=clown
Sweats=gangsta
Thong=whore
Boxers=manwhore
Bootieshorts=stripper
Pajamas=sex kitten
OTHER =retard
Nothing=pornstar





: What color is your hair?





blonde= with beautiful eyes
black= with a BAD REP
dark brown= with no brain
red = with a big penis
brunettte = with a nice rack
dirty blonde= with a hot ass
brown= with a sexy smile
bald=with herpes...type 2...and bad
OTHER = who trys to be] different♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥


im a: sexy,pronstar with a sexy smile...WHAT?!??LOL

82107  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2006-09-03
Written: (6657 days ago)

OK...soo... im kinda getting in over my head with brian and all..anyone willing to pull me out if i need it?..please?...pretty please? ...X$

ugh..shit...i no its rong..and i no i shouldnt be..but i kinda do think maybe brians it..all the guys ive dated or liked have called me a slut and a bunch of other shit..joking or not..its still mean..but brian hasnt..he doesnt even suggest it..hes always nice and he lets me be me..w/o being one of my masks...ya so fucknig wat if hes 18?.. i mean..im NOT going to have sex with him..but fuck..why not give him a chance?... ...SHIT....im in over my head arent i?....DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN!

82092  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2006-09-03
Written: (6658 days ago)

9 Things I Hate About Everyone


1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?


2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.


3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?


4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their asses!


5. When people say, while watching a film, "Did you see that?". No, Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.


6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya, Sunshine?


7. When something is "new and improved!"...Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.


8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever experiences!! What can you do that's longer?


9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Dumb-ass?

DAMN SKIPPY!

82091  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2006-09-03
Written: (6658 days ago)

ok..so i knoked off antoher one of my "kinky" things on my kinky to do list..if you dotn no wat that list is..witch means..basically..EVERYONE..*literally...*..ill rite it down..for the first time..

"kinky to do list":
1)make-out under a bridge:[Done]
2)make-out in a library:[Done]
3)do OTHER bad things in a library:[not yet..but coming soon..maybe even this wednesday*9/6/06*]
4)SOMEHOW get two guys i like in the same library and make-out with BOTH of them..WITHOUT them knowing the other one is there:[doubt it..but MAYBE..]
5)fuck in a woods..in mid september:[HA..HA..HA..ya rite]
6)go to a drive in movie and rig handcuffs and chains everywhere and do ..*cough*eachother*cough*...STUFF:[..ya..thatts a NO....until my rents actually LET me date neway..hehe]
7)fuck ingeneral..with all the whips in chains and shit..*CATCH* ..in my PARENTS bed..:[um...ya..can u say..VACATION ?]


]THATS IT SOFAR..WILL UPDATE..HEHE]

82036  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2006-09-02
Written: (6659 days ago)

please go to my wikis..and COMMENT... please..

AnTiCoNfOrMiSt ReInS AgAiN
and
AnTiCoNfOrMiSt Is WrItInG 2 MuCh
..and if you wanna see silly pikkers of me..or just chat with me and others about rando shit..go to
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81651  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2006-08-27
Written: (6665 days ago)

A - Age: 16
B - Best Quality: my talkative nature and my hilariuosnessness/randomnessness
C - Choice Of Meat: anything..if it doesnt look mutant
D - Dream Date: walking around..with him.and just talknig having a god time..wait..it already happened..sortaish
E - Ex (most recent):adrienne
F - Favorite Food: cherries
G - Greatest Accomplishment:dealing with amandas shit for so long
H - Happiest Day of Your Life: ..wen i met..um..HIM..u no hoo u r..i think..hehe
I - Internal conflicts: purposely pissing ppl off..
J - Job: n/a
K - Kool-Aid: cherry!
L - Love: talking,cherries
M - Most Valued Thing I Own:my blanket
N - Name: Eilrak
O - Outfit You Love: ifu no me then u no wat im talkin bout..my black skirt and my black tank with my make-up all donded
P - Pizza Toppings: sausage
Q - Question you want to ask: why is amanda such a fake whore?
R - Red is what: blood
S - Sport To Watch: none
T - Television Show: flavor of love
U - Unique habit: um...idk if i have one..
V - Very bad habit: bein hoish
W - Winter: needs to be somewhat less cold
X - X-rays you've had: wrist, knee
Y - Year Born: 1990
Z - Zodiac Sign: gemini




81584  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2006-08-26
Written: (6666 days ago)

OK... so ..amanda is a dumbass...[Hold me under!]..oh ya..and i saw adrienne today..he said amanda play bitch slapped him and said 'thats for doing wat you did 2 eilrak' and then hugged him and goes 'thats or hurting her' ..so..ya..im on the edge of kicking her ass. but ya..so james was at putt wen i saw adrienne and i was pretending james wass my bf and was ALL over him!! it was sooo great!! adrienne goes..'is that your boyfriend?' and james goes..'ya and im proud of it..im not gunna screw her over like SUM ppl i no' ..OMG adrienne looked pissed.. and he looks at me and goes.. ' well youll see my gf in an hour or so..'and i was like 'i wont be here likean hour..plus y would i give a shit..idc about ur gf..' and he ACTUALLY had the balls to ask me if i wanted to hang out some time!! i was like 'um..y would i hang out with my ex hoo screwed me over..?' ...

81413  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2006-08-24
Written: (6668 days ago)

...a guy killed himself at my school..i didnt no him..but i feel like i owe it to him to be at his funeral thing..*plus i liek the mints...hah...ha* ..i feel like..i need to talk to this one grl thats is kinda bitchey..but since he did it shes been so innocent..and..well..low..i wish i could help her..i realyl wish i could heal ppl ..i wish i could just take everyones pain away..and then..somehow..realease it with out getting in the way..like usual...im really low rite now..and i prolly ownt be on much..thanx 4 those of u hoo seem or pretend to care..at least sumone does..my own mother doesnt no i cry nemore.. *i asked her..and she said she hasnt seen me cry in 3 years..shows how much she pays attention*

80988  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2006-08-19
Written: (6672 days ago)

Sucky Sucky up and down
Licky Licky all around
kissy Kissy on my lips
Rubby Rubby on my hips
Touchy Touchy on my breast
On my booty plzz caress
Tell me nasty things in my ear
And ill tell u the rest from there





Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When I think of you
Ohh baby I get horny,





roses r red nuts r brown skirts r up and pants r down!
body to body skin to skin
when it's stiff stick it in!








Love is a temptation
that starts with a sensation
when a guy stick's his location
in a girls destination
to increase the population
for the next generation
do you get my explaination
or do you need a demonstration???








Sky is blue
Water is wet
I'll make you cum
I'll make you sweat
Pressed up against my body
Movin up and down
Slowly but firmly
We'll move the ground














Kissing Is A Habit
Fucking Is A Game
Guys Get All The Pleasure
Girls Get All The Pain
10 Minutes Of Pleasure
9 Months Of Pain
3 Days In The Hospital
A Baby Without A Name
The Baby Is A Bastard
The Mother Is A Whore
This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!!












Sex is like math
You subtract the clothes
Add the bed
Divide the legs
And Pray to god
You dont multiply














Roses are red
Grass is green
Open your legs
And I'll fill you with cream














Hickory dickory dock
This bitch was suckin my cock
The clock struck two
I dumped my goo
And dumped her to the end of the block












roses are nice
violets are fine.
ill be the six
if you be the nine.



























Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1



Sticks and stones may break my bones,
But whips and chains excite me.
So throw me down
And tie me up,
And show how much u like me!!!





Sex is not the answer!
Sex is the question!!
Yes is the answer!!!





Roses are red
Violets are blue
Condoms break
So watch who you screw!!!





Have fun in the sun
Get laid in the shade





roses are red
and very thorny
take me 2 bed
coz im feelin horny





Kissing is a habbit
Fucking is a game
guys get all the pleasure
girls get all the pain
the guy says he loves you
you believe its true
your stomache starts to swell
he says, Fuck you
1 hour of pleasure
9 months of pain
3 days in the hospital
A baby without a name
The baby is a bastard
The mother is a whore
This never would have happened
If the rubber had not torn





Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm in love but not with you
when we broke up you thought i cried but all i did was another guy
you told your friends I was a trick
and I told mine you had a weak dick
i told you i loved you you thought it was true well guess what playa you got played too!!!





When your a Teenage Girl
Your friends are more important than your family
Boyfriends are a major priority
It takes hours to get ready even to go to someplace stupid because your afraid you'll see someone you know
You sneak out to meet a friend or a guy
You start to become irritated over little things (P.M.S!)
You whine about guys to everyone
You are embarrassed to go to the mall with your parents
You beg your parents for money
You know what the “BASES” are, and u have been to some
You find the real "use' of a basement and a bedroom window
You go to parties
You need new clothes all the time
You go for “walks" to find guys
You'll do just about anything for attention





Splish splash waterbed
all the gurls givin head
red white and blue r colors r true
live on
rock~n~roll
speed weed birth control
peace pot taquilla shot
jesus loves me stoned or not
forget bout our grades
trowin our lives away
thinkin were kwel skippin school
so we can go get high
cuz were the class of
two ten





wen i 1st saw u, i was scared 2 talk 2 u
wen i 1st talked 2 u, i was scared 2 kiss u
wen i 1st kissed u, i was scared 2 luv u
nw dat i luv u im scared 2 loose u!





dnt h8 da playa h8 da game!





jus remember:-
*sex is like pringles once u pop the fun don't stop*
and:-
LIFE IS A DICK WHEN IT GETS HARD FUCK IT!!!!!!!





Humpty dumpty fucked a fat whore,
Humpty dumpty fell on the floor,
All the kings horses
and all the kings men bent the bitch over
and fucked her again





lil miss muffet
sat on a tuffet
wit a dildo da size of her arm
along came a nigga
hu's cock was much bigga
n did her sum perminant harm!





Roses are red,
Violets are corny,
When I think of you
Ohh baby I get horny,
Eat me, Beat me, Bite me,
Blow me, Suck me, Fuck me,
Very slowly, if you kiss me,
dont be sassy, Use your tongue
and make it nasty!!!!
.

found new sex things hehe!

80985  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2006-08-19
Written: (6672 days ago)

[50 Things Girls Wish Guys Knew...]



1. dont tell us when you think other girls are hot.
[2. whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.]
3. if you dont act like soap-opera guys, dont expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models.
[4. mark anniversaries on a calendar.]
5. there is no such thing as too much spooning.
[6. we think about you all the time.]
7. this is how we see it . . . Don't call = Don't Care.
[8. which also means that if we dont call, take the hint.]
9. we like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
[10. being able to make us laugh is so much more important than how much you can bench-press.]
11. return favors: we massage, you massage; we go down, you go down; we shave, you shave.
[12. foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite.]
13. we're allowed to be late . . . you are not.
[14. eye contact is key.]
15. dont take longer to get ready than we do.
[16. laugh at our jokes.]
17. three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.
[18. girls can be groupies. guy groupies are stalkers.]
19. we never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.
[20. do not start with us. you will not win.]
21. would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? we didnt think so.
[2. if you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.]
23. we will never have enough clothes or shoes.
[4. we have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month.]
25. open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car.
[26. we love surprises!]
27. we liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.
[28. pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.]
29. boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometimes . . . NEVER whitey-tighties!
[30. clean your room before we come over.]
31. always brush your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity.
[32. when we use our teeth it means that you suck at going down on us, so we are just returning the favor.]
33. even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are.
[34. dont act hard around your friends because i wont make you hard tonight.]
35. sometimes "NO!" really means "NO!"
[36. "Wife Beaters" are not an adequate form of fashion.]
37. if we wanted to be on video tape, we'd be a porn star not your girlfriend.
[38. sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isnt right.]
39. dont let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough.
[40. it takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.]
41. guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman.
[42. "Fat Chicks" have feelings too.]
43. silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to . . . YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!
[44. the excuse "I can't dance" is unacceptable . . . we'll appreciate the simple fact that you're trying.]
45. just because a girl doesnt pick up on the first ring doesnt mean shes not waiting by the phone.
[46. you dont have to spend a lot, if it means a lot.]
47. dont say you love me if you dont mean it. when we say it we mean it
[48. dont lie to us . . . we will catch you.]
49. just because your tired doesn't mean you can blow us off like we are nothing.
[50. when the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends know everything about you.]

80828  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2006-08-18
Written: (6674 days ago)

*Boy: i saw her today
Girl: i saw him today
Boy: It seems like its been forever
Girl: I wonder if he still cares
Boy: She looks better than ever
Girl: I couldnt stop staring at him
Boy: i asked her how things were going
Girl: i asked about his new girlfriend
Boy: Id choose her over any girl im with
Girl: Hes probably really happy
Boy: i couldnt even look at her without crying
Girl: He couldnt even look at me
Boy: I told her i missed her
Girl: I know he hadnt
Boy: I meant it
Girl: He didnt mean it
Boy: i love her
Girl: he loves his new girlfriend
Boy: I held her one last time
Girl: He gave me a friendly hug
Boy: Then i went home and cried
Girl: Then i went home and cried
Boy: i lost her..
Girl: i still love him*



i LOVE this

80581  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2006-08-15
Written: (6676 days ago)

( PoP GoEs ThE ChErRiEs!! [oops-a-daisies])

80579  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2006-08-15
Written: (6676 days ago)

ok yall idk hoo u r this is HILARIOUS!!! i got my 2yr old sister to roll up her fists throw a punch and say "ill beat you down!"..roflmao

80476  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2006-08-14
Written: (6677 days ago)

FiND THE SECOND LETTER iN YOUR FiRST NAME .<3


A-Beautiful
B-Christian
C-Pretty
D-Jewish
E-Gorgeous
F-Retarded
G-Boyish
H-Outstanding
I-Emo
J-Gothic
K-Punky
L-Popular
M-Slutty
N-Nerdy
O-Hot
P-Gay
Q-Lesbian
R-Sexy
S-Lesbian
T-Girly
U-Ugly
V-Wonderful
W-Geeky
X-Bitchy
Y-Under-appreciated
Z-Over-appreciated



NOW THE SECOND LETTER iN YOUR LAST NAME.<3


A-Slut
B-Boy
C-Bitch
D-Obsesser
E-Sex machine
F-Retard
G-Geek
H-Jew
I-Girl
J-Goth
K-Nerd
L-Motherfucker
M-Beauty queen
N-Crackwhore
O-babe
P-Punk
Q-Queen
R-Alcoholic
S-Princess
T-Fucker
U-stud
V-Jackass
W-loser
X-Scaredy-cat
Y-Coward
Z-Chocoholic


: Hair color?


blond=horny
brown=fucking gorgeous
black=gothic
red=studly


What color shirt are you wearing?


Red=slutty
Green=tree-hugging
Blue=sex machine
White=confused
Pink= PIMPish
Yellow=ugly
Purple=a little TOO happy
Black=goth
Orange=multicolored
Brown=yucky smelling
Gray=emo
Aqua= preppy
Other=candy-flavored
Nothing= Sexy


pants are you wearing?


Shorts=hobo
Skirt=prep
Skort=homo
Jeans=hot piece of ass
Capris=half-queer
Cordoroy=weightlifter
Cargo=clown
Sweats=cutie
OTHER [pajamas, etc.]= sex kitten



im a: beautiful,slut,fucking georgeous,treehugging hott peace of ass...hehe..yup thats me!!!

80475  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2006-08-14
Written: (6677 days ago)

you can call me a slut,
2 bad it aint true,
sorry baby but,I aint YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!



80222  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2006-08-12
Written: (6679 days ago)

little boy walks into his parents room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom see's her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dress's quickly and goes to find him. The son see's his mom and asks' "What were you and dad doing?" The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it." "You're wasting your time." says the boy. "Why is that?" asked him mom, puzzled. "Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up."


omg..thats BAD

80209  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2006-08-12
Written: (6680 days ago)

DONT HIT KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!


no seriously..they have guns now..

80208  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2006-08-12
Written: (6680 days ago)

a bitch is a dog
a dog barks
bark comes off a tree
a tree is a part of nature
and nature is beutifull
so next time u call me a bitch thanks for the compliment!!






little miss druggy
sat in her buggy
smoking a bowl of weed
along came a spider
and sat down beside her
and sold her a kilo of speed!!






roses are red,violets are corny when i think of u ooo i get horny
eat me
beat me
bite me
blow me
suck me
fuck me
very slowly
iif u kiss me dont be sassy,use youre tounge and make it nasty!!






roses r red
grass is green
open youre legs and
il fill u with cream
sex is good
sex is fine
doggy style or 69
just for fun
or gettin paid
everyone likes gettin layed!!

80206  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2006-08-12
Written: (6680 days ago)

You're a 90's kid if:


~You've ever ended a sentence with the word "SIKE!"
~You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air"
~You remember when Kurt Cobain, Tu Pac, River Phoenix, and Selena died.
~You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey from "Blossom" and that "How Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House"
~You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
~You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
~You remember reading "Goosebumps"
~You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off"
~You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.
~You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
~you danced to "wannabe" by the Spice Girls, Females: had a new motto, Males: got a whole lot gay-er. (so tell me what you want, what you really really want.)
~You remember the craze then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books.
~You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not...
~Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? was both a game and a TV game show.
~Captain Planet.
~You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the red* Ranger were meant to be together.
~To the last sentence you said.....hey...Tommy was the green* ranger!!!!
~*later to be white
~When playing power rangers with friends you fought over who got to be who............and still all ended up being tommy.
~You remember when super nintendo's became popular.
~You remember watching home alone 1, 2 , and 3........and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
~"I've fallen and I can't get up"
~You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates
~Two words... Trapper Keeper.
~You ever got injured on a Slip 'n' Slide
~You wore socks over leggings scrunched down
~"Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black, with silver buttons, buttons, buttons, all down her back, back, back" SHE ASKED HER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER FOR FIFTY CENTS CENTS CENTS TO SEE THE ELEPHANTS PHANTS PHANTS JUMP OVER THE FENCE THE FENCE THE FENCE
he jumped so high high high he touched the sky sky sky and he didnt come back back back til the forth of july ly ly he jumped so low ow ow he stubbed his toe toe toe and thats the end end end of the elephants show show show
~You remember boom boxes vs. cd players
~You remember New Kids on The Block when they were cool
~You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell"
~You played and or collected "Pogs"
~You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere
~You watched the original Care Bears, My Little Pony, and Ninja Turtles
~NANCY DREW AND THE HARDY BOYS WERE THE BEST MYSTERY BOOKS
~Yikes pencils and erasers were the stuff!
~All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.(pencils.notebooks.binders.etc.)
~You remember when the new Beanie Babies were always sold out.
~You used to wear those stick on earings, not only on your ears, but at the corners of your eyes.
~You remember a time before the WB.
~You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
~You know the Macarena by heart.
~"Talk to the hand" ... enough said
~You thought Brain woud finally take over the world
~You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
~You remember when everyone went slinky crazy.
~You remember when razor scooters were cool.
~when we were younger:
~Before the MySpace frenzy.
~Before the Internet & text messaging.
~Before Sidekicks & iPods.
~Before MIKE JONES
~Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX.
~Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
~WHEN LIGHT UP SNEAKERS WERE KOOL
~When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
~When gas was $0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was a new thing.
~When we recorded stuff on VCRs & paid $3.50 for a movie.
~When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off our walkmans.
~When 2Pac and Biggie where alive.
~When the Chicago Bulls were the best team ever.
~Way back.
~Tag.
~Get Over Here!!!! means something to you.
~Hide-n-Go Seek at dusk.
~Red Light, Green Light.
~Heads Up 7 Up.
~Playing Kickball & Dodgeball until your porch light came on.
~Hopskotch.
~Slip-n-Slides.... now there are just ghetto ones
~Tree Houses.
~Hula Hoops.
~Reading R.L. Stine's Goose Bumps.
~HELLO....HOT WHEELS!!!!!
~"POWER OF LOVE" BY CELINE DION..ONLY COUPLES COULD SKATE TO THIS.
~The annoying Nano Pets & Furbies.
~Running through the sprinklers.
~That "Little Mermaid"
~Crying when Mufasa died in the Lion King.
~Happy Meals where you chose a Barbie or a Hot Wheels car.
~Getting the privilege to sit in the front seat of the car.
~Drinking Sqeeze It "Squeeze The Fun Out Of It"
~CAPRI SUN
~Watching Saturday Morning Cartoons in your PJ's still wrapped up in your TMNT, Power Rangers, Barbie, Fairy Princess comforter.
~Hey Arnold, Doug, Rugrats.
~The original Power Rangers ( not all the stupid new dino ones and crap... they suck so much... i think theres like 5 new versions)
~Or what about:
~The Secret Life of Alex Mac.<3
~Ren & Stimpy.<3333
~Double Dare.<33
~Rocco's Modern Life.<333333
~AAAHH!! REAL MONSTERS.<333
~Wild & Crazy Kids.<333333
~Clarissa Explains it All.<3333333333333333333333333
~CAMP NOWHERE<3333
~salute your shorts(CAMP ANAWANA)<3333333
~Are You Afraid of the Dark?<333333333333333333333333333333333
~The original cast members of all that. oh yeah baby
~Kenan & Kel. <33333333
~"CITY GUYS"...ROLL W/ THE CITY GUYS
~doug.<333333333333333
~magic school bus.<333333
~Nick Arcade.<3333
~flash forward.<33333
~legends of the hidden temple. OMFG AN AWESOME SHOWWW
~hey dude.<3333333
~dinosaurs. with danny!!!! i loved him...
~pinky and the brain.<33333333
~Sailor Moon.
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~blossom.
~hangin with mr.cooper.
~wishbone. <3333333333333333333
~bill-nye the science guy.<33333
~MR RODGERS!!!!
~Who could forget Snick? & Nick @ Nite with Bewitched, I Dream of Jenie, The Facts of Life & I Love Lucy.
~Where everyone wanted to be in love after watching The Wonder Years.
~nick or nick jr.
~The ORIGIONAL blues clues with steve
~gulah gulah island
~little bear
~under the unbrella tree
~PEE-WEE!!!
~The Big Comfy Couch
~Kool-Aid was the drink of choice.
~Wearing your new shoes on the first day of school.
~Eurika's Castle!!!OMFG I DO REMEMBER THAT SHOW!!!!!!
~Class field trips.
~When Christmas was the most exciting time of year.
~When $5 seemed like a million, & another dollar a miracle.
~When you begged to go to McDonalds for dinner everyday.
~When Toys R Us overuled the mall.
~Go back to the time when:
~Decisions were made by going 'eeny-meeny-miney-moe'.
~Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming 'do over!'
~'Race issue' meant arguing about who ran the fastest.
~Money issues were handled by whoever was banker in 'Monopoly'.
~act like you didn't watch afro-king BOB ROSS paint trees on T.V.
~It wasn't odd to have two or three 'best' friends.
~Being old referred to anyone over 20.
~A chance to skate as a couple at the local roller rink was like winning the lottery.
~Scrapes & bruises were kissed & made better.
~It was a big deal to finally be tall enought to ride the 'big people' rides at the fair.
~When playing Nintendo was the hardest thing ever.
~When Ninja Turtles ruled the world!!!
~DID I DO THAAAAAAAAAT???
~smud and yak back.
~skip it made sores on your ankle...
~and pop it.
~Before we realized all this would eventually disappear
~who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!!!!
~"Welcome to good burger, home of the good burger. Can i take your oooorder?"


Your a 90's kid when you read this and smiled and laughed at least 5 of these.

IM A 90'S KID AND PROUD OF IT!! i remember basically all of these! theres like 5 i dont remember!!! XDXDXDXDXDXDXDX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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