[my nikname is slut of persia *dont ask*]
ANTI-prep
[gothics rok! (i luv them)]
im THE outcast..and the leader of the wanna be bad-asses

[after a yr in therpy my therapist said "maybe life isnt for everyone.."]

One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die." REPOST IF YOU CARE ABOUT SOMEONE.


[28 Ways To Make A Gurl Smile
1. Tell her you think she’s beautiful, not hot or fine or sexy.
2. Hold her hand at any moment, even if its just for a second.
3. Kiss her on the forehead.
4. Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
5. Always tell her you love her, at any and all times.
6. When she’s upset, hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.
7. Recognize the small things, they usually mean the most.
8. Call her sweetie and baby.
9. Sing to her, no matter how horrible your voice is.
10. Pick her over your guy friends, and especially girl friends.
11. Write her notes, she loves them.
12. Introduce her to family and friends as your girlfriend.
13. Play with her hair.
14. Pick her up, tickle her, play-wrestle with her.
15. Sit in the park and talk to her.
16. Tell her funny jokes, tell her stupid jokes, just tell her jokes.
17. Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night, just because you missed her.
18. Let her fall asleep in your arms.
19. Carve your names into a tree (but then plant a new one together for the damaged you caused).
20. If she's mad at you, kiss her.
21. Give her piggy back rides.
22. Buy her ice cream.
23. Treat her the same around your friends as you do when you're alone.
24. Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants.
25. Look her in the eyes.
26. Slow dance with her, even if there isn't any music playing.
27. Kiss her in the rain.
28. If you're in love with her, tell her]


2 words guys HATE.. dont& stop..UNLESS u put them 2gether


[♥**A boy and a girl,
the best of friends.
From elementary to high school
from beginning to end.
Through all those years
their friendship grew.
They both felt the same,
but neither knew.
Each waking moment
since the day they met.
They both loved each other
sunrise to sunset.
**He was all she had
in her terrible life.
He was the one
who kept her from her knife.**
She was his angel,
she made him smile.
Though life threw him curves,
she made it all worth while.
Then one day
things went terribly wrong.
The next few weeks
were like a very sad song.
He made her jealous
on purpose he tried.
When the girl asked, "Do you love her?"
on purpose he lied.
He played with jealousy
like it was a game.
Little did he know
Things would never be the same.
His plan was working
but he had no clue.
How wrong things would go,
the damage he would do.
One night she broke down,
feeling very alone.
Just her and the blade,
no one else home.
She dialed his number,
he answered, "Hello"
She told him she loved him
and hung up the phone.
He raced to her house
just a minute too late.
Found her lying in blood,
her heart had no rate.
Beside her was a note,
in it her confession.
Her love for this boy,
her only obsession.
As he read the note,
he knelt down and cried.
Grabbed her knife,
that night they both died.
She was found in his arms,
both of them dead.
Under her note
his handwriting said:
"I loved her so,
she never knew.
All this time
I loved her too."]


10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU
I hate the way you talk to me
and the way you cut your hair
I hate the way you drive my car
I hate it when you stare
I hate your big dumb combat boots
and the way you read my mind
I hate you so much it makes me sick
it even makes me rhyme
I hate the way you're always right
I hate it when you lie
I hate it when you make me laugh
even worse when you make me cry
I hate that you're not around
and the fact that you didn't call
But mostly I hate the way i don't hate you
not even close, not even a little bit, not
even at all.......


[A Pagan dies and to his great surprise he finds himself standing before some pearly gates.
[Pagan:] "Where am I?"
St. Peter: "You're at the gates of Heaven"
[Pagan:] "But I dont believe in Heaven"
St. Peter: "You're one of those arent you?"
[Pagan:] "Yes. I believe I'm in the wrong place Im supposed to be in Summerland."
St. Peter: "Sorry, We took overSummerland, and its temporarily closed for remodeling."
[Pagan:] "What should i do now?"
Peter: "Well since we dont allow Pagans in Heaven, you'll have to go to Hell. Sorry. Just follow that path than leads down and to the left."
The Pagan walks down to Hell where the gates are standing wide open. He walks in and finds beautiful meadows, happy animals, and clear streams of water.
He walks on in and begins exploring, and after a few minutes a courtly gentleman walks up to him and bows politely.
"Hello, Im Satan. You must be the guy St. Peter called me about. Are you a Pagan?"
[Pagan:] "Yes I am. What's going to happen now?"
Satan: "Well the fishings good if you enjoy that sort of thing. There's a little refreshments stand just down the road. And I believe the Pagan meeting grounds are right over the next hill."
Suddenly a hold opens up in the sky above and a yawning chasm opens directly underneath it. The stench of sulphur and firing brimstone fills the air. Hundreds of screaming, tortured souls drop down into the flaming pit which immediately closes with a thud.
The Pagan hardly believes what he just saw.
[Pagan:] "And what was THAT?!?!"
Satan rolls his eyes: "Oh just ignore them. They're Christians, they wouldnt have it any other way."]
When an atheist swears on a Bible before they testify in court, do they have to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth since they don't believe in God?

[sex is bad
sex is a sin
sins are forgotten
so stick it in!!]

*sex is like math*
you add the bed
subtract the clothes
divide the legs
and hope u dont multiply!!

[sex is not the answer
sex is the question
yes is the answer]

sex,drugs,rock n roll
speed,weed n birth control
lifes a bitch then u die
so fuck the world and lets get high!!

[B - Babe
I - In
T - Total
C - Control of
H - Herself]

B - Babe
I - In
T - Total
C - Control of
H - Him

[B = Beautiful
I = Intelligent
T = Talented
C = Charming
H = Hell of a Woman]

B = Beautiful
I = Individual
T = That
C = Can
H = Handle anything

[B=Beautiful
I=Individual
T=That
C=Causes
H=Hard-on's]

[B] IS FOR BEAUTIFUL
[I] IS FOR INTELIGENT
[T] IS FOR TALENTED
[C] IS FOR CHARMING
[H] IS FOR HOW HARD I MA GONNA HIT YOU FOR CALLING ME A BITCH!

I LOVE PATRICK C. KING


[BITCH = ME]

IS IT POSSIBLE TO LOVE SOMEONE WHO HATES YOU SO MUCH?

[If you think life is bad now, how would you like to be an egg? You only get laid once. You get eaten once. It takes for minutes to get hard, only to minutes to get soft. You share your box with 11 other guys, but worst of all, the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mom! So cheer up, your life isn't that bad!]

30 things to do to piss your parents off:
follow them around the house every where
[moo when they say your name]
run into walls
[say that wearing clothes is against your religion]
stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin and say"good morning sunshine
[pluck someones hair out and yell "DNA!"]
wear a sticker that says "im retarded"
[have 20 imaginary friends that talk to you all the time]
in public yell out" no mom/dad i will not make out with you!"
[do what they actually tell you to do]
jump off a roof trying to fly
[hold there hand and whisper "i see dead people"]
everything they say yell "liar!"
[try to swim on the floor]
tap on there door all night
[pretend to have amnesia]
say everything backwards
[give yourself a swirly]
run around with a lamp shade on your head screaming "the sun! its dying!"
[sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear]
have nervous spasms at spontaneus times
[snort loudly when you laugh then laugh harder]
run in circles
[recite a whole movie 3 times]
pretend to beat yourself up
[slither evrywhere]
wear you pants on your head and your shirt on your waist....tell them your making a fashion statement
[try and drink out of a glass the wrong way]
super glue your finger to your nose
[talk to a pen]

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is fourty cat
This is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each sentence....

[Some things about us girls
Just for you guys
When a GIRL is quiet,
Millions of things are running in her mind.
When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions,
She is wondering how long you will be around.
When a GIRL answers "i'm fine"
after a few seconds,
She is not at all fine.
When a GIRL stares at you,
She is wondering why you are lying.
When a GIRL lays on your chest,
She is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a GIRL calls you everyday,
She is seeking for your attention.
When a GIRL says I love you,
She means it.
When a GIRL says that she can't live without you,
She has made up her mind that you are her
future.
When a GIRL says "i miss you",
No one in this world can miss you more than that.]

The Stonerz Pledge:
peace,pot,tequila shot,
jesus luvs us stoned or not,
sex drugs, rock&roll,
speed,weed,birth control.
lifes a bitch than you die,
fuck the world lets get high.
we are stonerz we have class,
mess wit us well kick your ass.
so to all u preps who think your cool,
go to hell cause stonerz rule!!!!

[the bitches pledge:]
[*I'm a bitch but i got class
fuck with me i'll kick ur ass
to all u hoes that think ur cool
just remember BITCHES RULE!]


just sittin here drying...i waz in the rain..i was walkin on my porch and jumped 2 miss the puddle.... my feet slipped out from under me and my but landed in the water my head hit the porch my back hit the step and my elbow is bleeding... my dad flipped uot and i got up laughing so hard i think i peed on myself..i cant tell.. i am 2 wet!rolf

[Kill a man, and you are an assassin. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill everyone, and you are a god]

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