[*I'm a bitch but i got class
fuck with me i'll kick ur ass
to all u hoes that think ur cool
just remember BITCHES RULE!]
*Its not the lengh
Its not the size
Its how may times
You can make it rise!!!!!
[*When ever you get lonely, just look
at the spaces between your fingers,
and remember that's where mine will
always fit perfectly xoxox]
*I like your style i like your class
but most of all i like your ass
[**if you want to lay under the stars with some one special then put this in your profile**]
Dumb girls need air
Naughty girls need underwear
Nice girls arent mean
Funny girls make a scene
Perfect girls have all the class
[Mean girls will kick your ass]
Smart girls will excell
Gossip girls will tell
Popular girls get all the boys
Little girls play with toys
Normal girls are nothing new
So which one applies to you?
SEX IS A SENSATION CAUSED BY TEMPTATION WHEN A GUY STICKS HIS LOCATION INTO A GIRLS DESTINATION TO INCREASE POPULATION FOR THE NEXT GENERATION YOU GET MY EXPLANATION OR DO U NEED A DEMONSTRATION?
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92% percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8% who would be laughing your ass off.
let em drop. lol
[Roses Are Red]
[violets are blue ]
[i can not believe ..]
[i got so attached to you ]
[you were like barbed wire ]
[wrapped around my heart ]
[with every breath i took ]
[you ripped me apart ]
[each little beat ]
[is another small cut ]
[i dont know what it takes ]
[to sew it all shut]
[drip drip away .. ]
[losing all my trust ]
[ just another broken memory .]
[slowly fading to dust .]
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black"
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
[Boy:] I need someone to talk to.
[Girl:] I'm always here for you.
[Boy:] I know.
[Girl:] What's wrong?
[Boy:] I like her so much.
[Girl:] Talk to her.
[Boy:] I don't know. She won't ever like me.
[Girl:] Don't say that. You're amazing.
[Boy:] I just want her to know how I feel.
[Girl:] Then tell her.
[Boy:] She won't like me.
[Girl:] How do you know that?
[Boy:] I can just tell.
[Girl:] Well just tell her.
[Boy:] What should I say?
[Girl:] Tell her how much you like her.
[Boy:] I tell her that daily.
[Girl:] what do you mean?
[Boy:] I'm always with her. I love her.
[Girl:] I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll never like me.
[Boy:] Wait. Who do you like?
[Girl:] Oh some boy.
[Boy:] Oh... she won't like me either.
[Girl:] She does.
[Boy:] How do you know?
[Girl:] Because, who wouldn't like you?
[Boy:] You.
[Girl:] You're wrong, I love you.
[Boy:] I love you too.
[Girl:] So are you going to talk to her?
[Boy:] I just did.
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*I asked you if you thought I was pretty, and you said no.
I asked you if you would want to be with me forever, and you said no.
I then asked you if I left you would cry, and you said no.
I had heard enough.
As I walked away, tears streaming down my face,
you grabbed my arm and said,
You're not pretty you're beautiful.
I dont want to be with you forever. I NEED to be with you forever.
And I wouldnt cry if you walked away...I'd Die.
"Hey, Mom," asked Little Johnny, "can you give me twenty dollars?"
"Certainly not!" answered his mother.
"If you do," Little Johnny went on, "I'll tell you what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop."
His mother's ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money. "Well? what did he say?"
"He said, 'Hey, Juanita, make sure you wash my socks tomorrow.'"
A teacher said to her class, "Right, i'm going to hold something under the desk and i want you to guess it. This one is round and red." Little Johnny's hand shot up, but he was ignored. "It's a plum miss," said a girl. "no it's an apple, but i like your thinking. The next one is oval shaped and green." The teacher ignored Little Johnny again and a boy said, "It's a kiwi miss." "No, it's a guana, but i like your thinking." Little Johnny said, " I got one miss, its stiff, about an inch long and with a red nib." "Johny, thats disgusting!" shouted the teacher. " no it's a match, but i like your thinking." Said Little Johnny
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father.
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2 x 3?' I said 6.
"But that's right!"
"Then she asked me 'How much is 3 x 2?'
"What's the fuXXing difference?" asks the father.
"That's what I said!"
lol
the girl who seemed unbreakable...
the girl who seemed so strong...crumb
the girl who always laughed it ...cried
the girl who would never stop trying... finally quit...
this is me..
ROSES ARE RED
GRASS IS GREEN
OPEN YOUR LEGS
AND I'LL FILL
YOU WITH CREAM
SEX IS GOOD
SEX IS FINE
DOGGY STYLE
OR 69
JUST FOR FUN
OR GETTING PAID
EVERYONE LIKES
GETTING LAYED
lol
Take your bullet, take your gun, it's you and me, one on one. Take the barrel, point it here, let me shed, my one last tear, say good bye, kill me slow, now i die, good to know, i am gone, away from life, have your fun, sleep tonight!
A religion teacher assigned her class an essay on what makes a good Christian. One student wrote about praying nightly, say no to abortion, banning gay marriage, and donating money. The other student wrote about talking to God and allowing people to enjoy their lives, and supporting gay marriage.The day the teacher was to hand the papers back, she called up the second student and told him she would pray for him when he went to hell. The student asked why would he be going to hell, and why he got an F on his paper. The teacher told him that Catholisim is against gay marriage. The student looked at her for a minute, then said aloud, "I'm gay." The teacher kicked him out of class as if he had said fuck or worshipped Satan.
A girl in the back of class who had a boyfriend and was obviously straight got up and left too.
* If you would leave the classroom, repost this. It doesn't matter if you're straight, bi, or gay. It doesn't matter if you're Catholic or not. Everyone is a human being and deserves happiness. *
Girl: Do you really love me?
Boy: Of course I do.
Girl: I wanna hear you say it.
Boy: I don't have to.
Girl: Why not?
Boy: Because...
Girl: I just want to hear you say it in words.
Boy: I can't...
The girl started to cry softly and said:
Then you don't love me...
The two continued to walk in silence. They
reached the girls home.
Girl: Why?
Boy: Do you really want to know?
Girl: (hesitantly) Yes.
He hugged her gently, kissed the tip of her nose
and whispered in her ear,
"Because three words are not enough..."
*voted sweetest thing in the world
i am so mad at v..i want to beat the living shit out of her.
i wake up everyday the wrong side of the bed, i wont lay down on the flooor like im the hore in your head call me a failure pretender sex ofender infector say i killed all my friends sumthing sumthing kiss baby kiss bang baby bang suk baby suk its more pain this is the music and were not afraid w/ 5 middle fingers on a muther fukin hand..*today i feel like manson*
hello...world.
ok..so matt is toatally hot... loveimn the long black hair! ..must talk 2 him..miss him much!
maybe im not ment to be in love w/ neone but u..
maybe im supposed to foolow my own path....god i hope so
well.. today SUKED major ass.... its davids birthday..*big
~ Kiss Kiss Kisses ~
In Order To Form A More Puurfect Kiss, Enable The Mighty Hug To Promote To Whom We Please But One Kiss
1. Kiss on the hand.... I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek... I just want to be friends
3. Kiss on the neck... I want you
4. Kiss on the lips... I love you
5. Kiss on the ears... I am just playing
6. Kiss anywhere else ... lets not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes ... kiss me
8. Playing with your hair... I can't live without you
9. Hand on your waist... I love you to much to let you go!
well.. today sux..im falling bak in luv w/ david..his bday is 2 morrow 2 so im going to die! patrick is on coke. he is going to kill me single handidly if sdavid doesnt.... ugh.. guys suk..except the cute ones..which means alot ofthem sdont..aw wtf do i no!