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Eurovision Song Contest 2007 United Kingdom

Last year UK was competing with some school girls and a rapper that not even pre-school kids thought was cool (Not even worth watching, unless you want a laugh, but it's not even funny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEBBkqkH7xM). If they at least could have sent a real rapper? But don't worry, UK never fail to dig up something even worse! No, I haven't even heard this year's song... They should sent Judas Priest instead!

Artist: Scooch
Song: Flying The Flag

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8m-ngE570qg

La, laaa, laa! This song is at least 100 times better than last year. So 0*100 = 0 points for UK!

Expert comment from Lilo: Myeeee mye myeeeeey! ("[Hedda] turn that crap off!!!")

Lyrics of Flying The Flag (For You)

This is your captain speaking; I’d like to welcome you aboard this Eurovision flight
The duration will be 3 minutes exactly – now sit back, relax and enjoy the flight

Ba-ba-da, Ba-ba-da, Ba-da-da-ba, ba-da
Duty free madam?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ba-ba-da, Ba-ba-da, Ba-da-da-ba, ba-da
We’re flying the flag all over the world - Flying the flag for you

London to Berlin
All the way from Paris to Tallinn
Helsinki on to Prague
Don’t matter where we are – yeah yeah ye-ah

Flying high in Amsterdam
Why don’t you catch us if you can
Now we’re cruising in the sky
And we’re singing it for you

Ba-ba-da, Ba-ba-da, Ba-da-da-ba, ba-da
Some salted nuts sir ?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ba-ba-da, Ba-ba-da, Ba-da-da-ba, ba-da

We’re flying the flag all over the world
Flying the flag for you
Would you like a complimentary drink with your meal sir?
We’re flying the flag all over the world
Flying the flag for you…

Ladies & Gentlemen, your exits are located here, here and here
To fasten your seatbelt insert the fitting
To use the life vest, slip it over your head
Pull firmly on the red cord and blow into the mouthpiece

Ba-ba-da, Ba-ba-da, Ba-da-da-ba, ba-da
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Ba-ba-da, Ba-ba-da, Ba-da-da-ba, ba-da

We’re flying the flag all over the world
Flying the flag for you

We’re flying the flag all over the world - yes we’re flying - take you all around the world
Flying the flag for you
Would you like something to suck on for landing sir ?
We’re flying the flag all over the world - yes we’re flying - take you all around the world
Flying the flag for you…

We’d like to thank you for flying with us today

UK has actually won a lot! In the sixtieths... But also in 1997 with Katrina & The Waves singing Love Shine A Light: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl6OCaLPOgE

And in 1981 with Bucks Fizz singing Making Your Mind Up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPUc5PbEh3E

Back to Eurovision Song Contest

2007-03-17 [Nevermore.]: oh my holy good good it is worse than last year!!! CAMP AIR HOSTESSES?!?! *dies*

2007-03-17 [Nevermore.]: they dont have a video yet but this is the song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8m-ngE570qg

2007-03-17 [Nevermore.]: its not better than last year its just as bad

2007-03-18 [Hedda]: Instead of cute schoolgirls they have slutty stewardesses... A little improvement!

2007-03-18 [Hedda]: To repeat myself: Send Judas Priest, dammit! <img:sing.gif>

Or even dig up some Sex Pistols or something...

2007-03-18 [Nevermore.]: its so sexual orientated..."Insert the fitting", "slip it over your head", "pull firmly on the red cord" and "blow into the mouth peice"..and it doesnt help that she is slutty dancing... and the the guy!! "would you like somthing to suck on for landing sir?" ahh!!

2007-03-18 [Nevermore.]: haha! this was genius!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QeeIgt9H1CU
both presenters said diffrent names when calling out the winner lol!!!

2007-03-18 [Hedda]: Gah! They can't even do the show right. Maybe they don't hate Europe after all, and are just trying to protect the competition from being run in London? <img:mood5-gif.gif>

2007-03-18 [Nevermore.]: the guy that did it is so funny, he is the comontator for the eurovision in the uk...bloody funny, he rips the piss out of EVERY act lol. and the girl is cute^^ im guessing the eurovision will not be held in england any time in the next 500 years

2007-03-18 [Nevermore.]: *thinks they should do a rock song*

2007-03-19 [psychosis]: we will win look we got a randomly odd and unusual song with people dressed up we have it this year mwahahahahaha

2007-03-19 [Nevermore.]: we had ppl dressed up and acting stupid last uear and it was shite

2007-03-21 [BexxiBoop]: I agree with [Hedda]. JUDAS PRIEST! \m/ .. theyd be much better than scooch.never even liked scooch first time round.

And yes Fearne Cotton is pretty =]

2007-03-21 [Nevermore.]: they were here BEFORE? god...glad i missed that

2007-03-23 [kittykittykitty]: What the hell was that <img:mood1-gif.gif>

I'm traumatised x.X They actually tried to sex-up an in-flight safety announcement

2007-04-09 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: It sucks....I saw it LIVE...Its like. Uber shameness.....Hopefully they wont do that dance again *Dies of shame*
I can't believe how..shaming this is...
And like >.> Its the World that hates England...Including the rest of Britain. Not us that hates the world ^^
Oh yeah and the best guy in it is the brunette guy..Because hes so blatently amazingly camp..><

2007-04-10 [nevan]: D: They dishonour England with this crazy aeroplane song! Unacceptable!!

2007-04-10 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: Agreed. We need a rock song. :(

2007-04-11 [J4y88]: ours is the worst song ever am ashamed to be british!!!

2007-04-11 [nevan]: At least we English can laugh at ourselves...
We certainly have something to laugh about now, anyway :P

2007-04-11 [;;Melodrama Junkie]: Hehe its all good. We'll just have to make fun of them ^^

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