am jay
18 from newcastle like a laff nd carry on! easy to get on wiv ....well i'd lyk 2 fink anyways! am trainin 2 be a teacher...god knows why! anyways am 5'4 wiv brown hair blue eyes! not very good t this so if ya wanna no something jus ask!

You may ask me four questions.
Any four, no matter how private, how personal, how random.
I have to answer them honestly, and I have to answer them ALL.
In turn, you post this message in your own journal, wiki, or profile and you
have to answer the questions that are asked of you!

002: Nickname: jay
005: Eye color: Blue
006: Shoesize: 8
007: You smoke: not anymo
008: Hobby's: Goin out anyfin fun
009: Brothers/Sisters: 1 0f each
011: Piercing(s): yes
012: Tattoo: yes
017: Favorite Movie(s): anythin scary
025: Favorite music: dance
029: Favorite Magazine(s): loaded
031: Favorite TV-series: willl nd grace
036: Favorite color: yellow
037: Favorite Song ever: snow patrol chasing cars
039: Favorite food: pizza
040: Favorite class(s) in school: art or chemistry <fit teacher>
042: Lucky number: 5
047: What word(s) do you use most: unlucky
048: Most romantic moment in your life: :)
049: Most embarrassing moment in your life: bein caught wit a girl by my granny
050: You spend your time rather inside or outside: either
051: What do you do on the weekends: go out, gym, box sometimes
053: Your Breakfast: coco pops
054: What do you really really dislike to eat: turnip
055: Pets: 2 dogs + a horrible cat
056: Laugh or dream: laugh
057: Serious or funny: depends
058: Fast or slow: slow
059: You prefer being alone or have relation: relation
060: Simple or complicated?: oh am simple!!
061: Cremated or Buried when dead: stuffed
062: Sex or alcohol: Sex and alcohol
063: Stay up late or go to bed early: Stay up late
068: Hug or kiss: both
069: Happy or Sad: Happy
070: Life or Death: life
072: Left or Right: left
074: Dark/ red/ Blonde: red blond and dark :)
075: What would you ask God if you could ask him 1 single question: can u have random sex in heaven?
079: Does true love exist: like to think so
081: What is the one thing you can't stand: knob heads
082: Best feeling: wen ya bout to cum
083: Worst feeling in the world: lovin someone wen they dont want you
084: What are you afraid of: sheep
085: Are you an emotional person: sorta
091: What is the most beautiful part on the female body: mmmm everything

if i was a flower wud u pick me
if i was a lolly wud u lick me
if i was a sweet wud u suck me
if i asked u nicely wud u fuck me?
NO SERIOUSLY WOULD YA?


Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can.I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

this is so funny,READ IT!!
Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about 'courting' from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described EVERYTHING to his mother. "Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured 'Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he's not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time 'Sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end of the couch. This was when her fever started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she felt really hot. Finally, I found out what was making them so sick-a big eel ;had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When Sis saw it, she got really scared-her eyes got big, and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one she's ever seen; I should tell her about the ones down at the lake by our house! Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel's head to keep it from biting again. Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying on top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it between them. After a while they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sure enough, they killed the eel. I knew because it just hung there, limp, and some of its insides were hanging out. Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went back to courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again. By golly, the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up and started to fight again. I guess eels are like cats- they have nine lives or something. This time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting on it. After about a 35 minute struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew it was dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel its skin off and flush it down the toilet. Now that you've read it, post it and have goodluck in "gettin' sum" forever...!