_ = i have done
X = i haven't done
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(_) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(X) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(_) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(X) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(_) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(_) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(_) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(X) I NEVER BEEN SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(_) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(_) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(X) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF(I was drunk gimme a break)
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(_) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(_) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(_) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(_) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(_) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(X) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(X) I NEVER BEEN SKYDIVING
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPSTER DIVING(HOMELESS COUNTS RIGHT?)
(_) I NEVER WALKED IN ON FRIENDS HAVING SEX
(_) I NEVER WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS HAVING SEX(talk about gross)
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN CAUGHT HAVING SEX
(_) I NEVER LIED JUST TO COVER MY OWN ASS
(_) I NEVER CUT SOMEONE AND MADE THEM BLEED (for sexual reasons)
(X)I NEVER TOLD SOMEONE I LOVED THEM JUST TO MAKE ME OR THEM FEEL BETTER OR LIED ABOUT LOVING SOMEONE PERIOD
(_) I NEVER EGGED A RANDOM CAR
(X) I NEVER BEEN TO A DIFFERENT COUNTRY
(_) I NEVER BEEN IN THE BACKSEAT OF A POLICE CAR
(_) I NEVER EGGED A RANDOM HOUSE
(_) I NEVER BEEN EXPELLED/SUSPE
(X) I NEVER CHEATED ON MY BOYFRIEND/GIRL
(X) I NEVER FLED THE AUTHORITIES OF A FOREIGN LAND
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX ON A BUS
(X) I NEVER MADE A BOMB THREAT(DOES ANGRY JOKING COUNT?)
(_) I HAVE NEVER MADE OUT WITH SOMEONE OF THE SAME SEX
(_) I HAVE NEVER MADE OUT WITH SOMEONE OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
GAHHH!! WHAT?? SEX. THATS MY FINAL ANSWER REGIS.
have you thought about like what its like to that one person that you absolutely hate? i do. all the time. i was walking to class... and this girl who just automatically starting hating me the day i started going to the same school as her, walked by... and she said a smart remark. and i though for the rest of the day. like really. why is she so threatened by me? i honestly had, and have no idea. like even spending 3 class periods just *pondering* *pondering* i still couldn't come up with a conclusion. i mean this girl is gorgeous. me? if anything... i'm okay. she smarter than i. i mean she uses bigger words, and as far as i know, she uses them right. i, use plausible. sometimes then get overly excited. she can hold a long term relationship. i get cheated on every time. SO WHY THE FUCK IS THIS BITCH THREATENED BY ME??? OF ALL PEOPLE??? i have nothing compared to her... tell me what you think. thank you for listening.