The Top 10 Weird things I've heard from teachers

10.) "No homework today? *SNORT* Don't do that often."
9.) "Yeah, this is the time of your life where your friend will tell you "I got sploodge in my ear and it felt sooo good!" Don't listen to her."
8.) *climbing on top of the desks* "Look at me, I'm a chameleon!"
7.) "One time, when I was about your guys' age, I stabbed one of my classmates in the arm with a pencil..."
6.) "You're all alone? So you're a wandering warrior? Ha ha! Ha.. Ha... Oh, god I'm bad..."
5.) "What? Why are you wearing JEAN SHORTS? Men can't wear jean shorts!"
4.) "First you have to say 'I have explosive diarrhea.'"
3.) "Men are like dogs because no matter how little dogs are, they always try to get it on with the big dogs. Watch out. They'll put a bag over your head."
2.) "I was at the book store at 12 a.m., waiting for the book to come out."
1.) "I don't use deoderant. And I don't use alot of toilet paper."

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