Defintions for the Rules of the internet.


/b/-

4chan's "Random" image board. A place where you go to become your inner asshole, or, live out your sickest fantasies.

Lurk Moar-

A popular variant spelling of lurk more. It is an expression used when someone demonstrates their ignorance of the customs and social expectations of an online community, or otherwise makes an idiot of themselves online. Its use indicates that the person so instructed should gain familiarity with the community before posting further.

Desu-

japanese for 'it is', often said at the end of sentences to seem cute or unwitting.

weeaboo-

Someone who is obsessed with Japan/Japanese Culture/Anime, etc. and attempts to act as if they were Japanese, even though they're far from it.

Moot-

Owner of the first english chan website, 4chan.

Longcat-

A long, white cat that's popular throughout /b/tards and the /b/ board. Usually photoshopped into funny pictures.

CP-

Is an acronym for child porn.

dsfargeg-

A horribly obnoxious spam that originated in 4chan's early past, it has since become a meme. It was used in conjuncture with an image of a red furry thing on a motorcycle with a man in a green jumpsuit, sauce not determined.

b&-

Banned

Candlejack -

is a villain from the TV show Freakazo and yet another unfunny meme from 4chan.

zippocat-

The nickname of the cat who fell victim to being burned alive with a zippo lighter and caught on tape. Places such as 4chan, who accepts and laughs at extremely gruesome images and stories, have a high distaste for animal abuse, especially cats.