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Member #53908 created: 2009-04-03 01:53:28Simple URL: http://www.elfpack.com/53908   

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Description:
When I kidnap Norah Jones and drag her to the garden outside your window and pistol-whip her until she sings 'Come Away With Me', you fucking better come away with me, because I'm not messing around.

(Don't worry, I'll put Ms. Jones back where I found her when I'm done).

Age: 19Year of birth: 1989Month of birth: 8Day of birth: 3

Gender: annoying kid

What do you do?: Being lazy

Exact place of living: Wherever the fuck I wanna be.

Music
blueship hopjazz
rapreggae

Other interests
animalsartbeer
booksdrinkseconomics
fantasyhistoryhorses
partyplantspoetry
politicsreligionscifi
slackingsmokingtheatre
travellingwhiskywine
writing

Civil status: strange

Sexual preference: unknown

Body shape: thin

Height: 184


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