i hate a guy with a NICE ass!

ME IS: sexy, sweet, fun, A GIRL!, dosen't like playing by the rules, BIG flirter, love guys, and ABSOLUTLY SUCK at spelling!!!

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

oh and i forgot to mention...

Im ABSOLUTLY and TOTALY...

INSANE!!!!!!

but you can't blam me
i mean
im surrounded by idiots.
(aka my sibs) 
seriously!
thats why im here!
or is it?
(DUNT DUNT DAAAAAA)

okay listen, my mom dosen't really like elfpack and has banned me from going on it BUT i just go to my dads and use his coumputer(witch is really ssssssssllllllloooooowwww) the bad thing though is that i only go there every two weeks or so unless im busy (and beleve me im busy alot) and another thing my mom forgot about is that i also have msn so if you want to talk to me just add me on your msn, yahoo or wat ever and also my mom grounded me for something i didn't do (*growl*) so you have to add me on msn or any other instent messager you may have BUT if i think your a jerk ill delete/block/or wat ever else i can do to cut you off from me kk? oh and be yourself i don't care if your not the coolest guy in skool or wat ever else you might think of i want the real you the first time cause when it comes to that i don't give second chances

~also don't mess with my [The crazy one] shes great and i love her like a sister so if you mess with her *gives you the evil eye* you better hope i don't kno were you live!!!!
   
       THANX!
         BUGS AND KISSES!!!
            *~Tia~*

~weird shit

~something to put here
Do not try to help me,
For i cannot be saved,
I am on the road to depression,
that i myself have paved.
I should have known better,
than to tell you how i felt.
I can't believe i just stood there,
and expected your heart to melt.
I guess now i'm to blame,
for this pain deep inside,
But i'm sorry for my heart-felt words
When i could have easily lied.
Now i sit alone at home,
my mind as clear as mud.
But still i feel my love for you
in my heart and in my blood.
I only hope i haven't lost you,
as a pal and as a friend.
I only hope you'll stay by me
and never leave til the end.
But i'm not that dumb,
I know i've ruined everything.
In that case i just want to say
you were more than just a fling.
I'm sorry for the pain,
I'm sorry for the words.
But you are beautiful to me
Just like white winged birds.
I doubt you'll ever read this,
or care for what i've said.
But if you ever read this, please,Just tell me before i'm dead.*~One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die." REPOST IF YOU CARE ABOUT SOMEONE~*

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|………..| Put this on your
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|…….O.| ever pushed a
|………..| door that said pull!
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~sorry
I'm sorry
if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs.
I'm sorry
if I'm not pretty enough to be "your girl".
I'm sorry
if I'm not tan enough for you
I'm sorry
if I'm not a playboy model so I can't act like a porn star for you.
I'm sorry
If i don't have a dream body that turns you on.
I'm sorry
if im not tall enough.
I'm sorry
if my hair is not long enough.
But most of all...
I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.

~i rarly ever feel this way but i thought it was neat
I've been left with many things.
A thousand tears and broken wings.
I will be sad forever, or so it seems.
I suppose I'll only be happy in my dreams.
So close your eyes,
And cover your ears.
So you can't hear my cries.
Or see my tears.
So hold me tight, tell me it'll be okay.
It will be alright. It will be one day.

~WHAT NOT TO SAY TO A COP!
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3. Hey!!!! aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. Oh GOD!!! you're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. What the fuck?! I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyeslook glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

13."Officer I wasn't speeding...I was qualifying for NASCAR."

~this is sweet
girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
girl: Do you like me?
boy: Not really
girl: Do you want me?
guy: No
girl: Would you cry if I left?
guy: No
girl: Would you live for me?
guy: No
girl: Would you do anything for me?
guy: No way
girl: What would you choose: your life..or me?
guy: My life
*The girl runs away in shock and pain and the guy runs after her and says...*
guy: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life!
girl:wow.
*the guy puts a finger on her lips*
guy: shh...don't speak.
*and then they kiss*
i love you []

intresting...
If you had me alone, locked up in your room for 24 hours, and I had to do whatever you wanted me to do, what would you do with me? Post this in your house. You might be surprised at the answers you get

~20 Ways to keep your sanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses
on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something,
ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone
has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation marks
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they
answer.
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape
of jungle sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend
their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name,
Rock Hard Devon.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!"
"3rd time this week!!!!!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."

~T-I-A most of them are true
A- Really good kisser.
B-You are always fun when it comes to meeting new people.
C- your wild and crazy
D-You have trouble trusting people.
E-You have a nice ass ;-)
F-People totally adore you
H- ur cool
G-You never let people tell you what to do.
T-You are popular with all types of people.
I-You have a nice ass;-)
J-you are broad minded
K- You like to try new things
L-You have a nice butt;-)
M-You are really hot.
N-Everyone loves you.
O-You love Mickey Mouse
P-You are popular with all types of people.
Q-You are a hypocrite.
R- you are one of the best in bed.
S-People think you are so sexy.
T-you are one of the best in bed.
U-You have very good personality and looks.
V-You are not judgemental.
W-You are very broad minded.
X- You never let ppl tell u wat to do
Y-One of the hardest gangsters alive
Z-You like it in the butt VERY VERY HARD


Ask Me 6 Questions.
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I will answer them no matter how pointless rude or just silly they are but, only if i may ask you 6 questions as well and don't worry im not easily offended