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Hey, My Name Is James And I Play The bass.
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"I Am"
I've never felt so alive
I've never had to run and hide
The things I want I cannot have
The things I need are all so bad
What you say
I could've been
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You could've been
You are
My best excuse is that I'm drained
From everything that keeps me sane
My sickness keeps me in control
From everything you'll never know
Does it make you happy
Does it make you mad
Why am I still laughing
Look at what you had
Does it make you feel good
Does it make you sick
That you knew that I would
Be the one to trip
No Control
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Friendship is When Someone Special Comes Into Your Life,
Friendship Is When That Special Person Tries To Make Things Right,
Friends Are There For You All The Time No Matter What You Do,
They Love You For Who You Really Are,
They Stand By You No Matter Wat You've Done,
Friends Are There When Your Havin' Fun,
They're Also There For The Bad Times Too,
Friends Are Always There For You.
By My Good Friend Sophie Wagstaff(14)
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Love is
Being happy for the other person
When they are happy Being
sad for the other person
When they are sad
Being together in good times
And being together in bad times
Love is the source of
strength
Love is
Being honest with yourself at all times Being
honest with the other person at all times
Telling, listening,
respecting the truth
And never pretending
Love is the source of
reality
Love is
An understanding that is so complete that You
feel as if you are a part of the other person
Accepting the other
person just the way they are
And not trying to change them to be
something else
Love is the source of unity
Love is
The freedom to pursue your own desires
While sharing your experiences with the
other person The growth of one individual alongside of And together
with the growth of another individual
Love is the source of success
Love is
The excitement of planning things together
The excitement of doing things together
Love is the source of the future
Love is
The fury of the storm
The calm of the rainbow
Love is the source of passion
Love is
Giving and taking in a daily situation
Being patient with each other's needs and desires
Love is the source of sharing
Love is
Knowing that the other person
Will always be with you regardless of what happens
Missing the other person when they are away
But remaining near in heart at all times
Love is the source of security
Love is
The source of
life and love is to be my friend always
I LOVE YOU
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WHAT NOT TO SAY TO A COP!
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3. Hey!!!! aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. Oh GOD!!! you're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. What the fuck?! I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyeslook glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
13."Officer I wasn't speeding...I was qualifying for NASCAR
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