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asparagusman (8l@ck m@$k$ & 9a$0lin£)

Member #44183 created: 2006-08-24 11:01:21Simple URL: http://www.elfpack.com/asparagusman   
Email: simoncheese43@hotmail.com

Name: simon/ cunt

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i get bored!  hello! freaks an punks! oioioi
im a little odd   actually im a big odd

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shes a frikin genius an shes preety hot too bonus!

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Drunk-assBeggarAdventurer
Crazy kid

Description:
1st of all i would like 2 complain about the lack of 'ska' in the music i like bit
if any 1 could amend this that would be peachy....
anyway.....................

hello im big and green a my body is made up from lots of lime jelly, i was crafted by gerry, you may know him best for his role in the homosexual american musical Chicargo, where he played a transexual lapdancer, hes now loked up 4 malestation....
and i bought a can of cola once, that was fun
         BOLLOx
i am a little bit odd, when i get bored i get stupid..... who dosent

i will probly like u.... im very tolerable of cunts, as i am one

ahhhhhhhh.............
      MISFITS FUKIN RULE
the misfits r the ultimate band and any1 who says otherwise deserves fukkin up 

666= number of the beast
999= number of the pig

i dislike emos, specially the ones hu r proud of being a waste of oxygen, pathetic.
i also have little time 4 chavs,  tho,
  TWO MAGGOT BOONERS
 
....i enjoy playing with light switches
on off on off on off
  GREAT FUN
Bands witch i deem worthy of being ace- my fave song by them:
.the misfits - skulls
.SHAT - bros before hoes
.dropkick murpheys - good rats
.king prawn - survive
.less than jake - just like frank
.mad caddies - monkeys
.backyard babies - suffer hard
.stiff little fingers - wasted life
.the distillers - city of angels
.house of pain - jump around
.the dwarves - accelerator
.the specials - ghost town
.sublime - santaria
.MSI - cocaine and toupees
.sham69 - borstal breakout
.balzac - devils whorehouse
.necromantix - haunted cathouse
.rancid - poisen
.lars fredrickson and the bastards - to have and to have not
.system of a down- suger
.QOTSA - regular john
.bloodhound gang - along comes mary
.killing joke - the wait
.metallica - fuel
.electric 6 - jimmy carter
.rammones - rock and roll high school
.black flag - tv party
.RHCP - sir psyco sexy
.electric eel shock - bastard!
.patera - goddam electric
.thin lizzy - jailbreak
.samhain - all murder, all guts, all fun
.offspring - smash it up
.the gonads - larger louts
.foo fighters - everlong
.danzig - she rides
.anti nowhere league - burn em all
.yer mom - tony montana
.slipknot - scissors
.korn - children of the korn
.anthrax - A.I.R
.the damned - twisted nerve
.real mckenzies - 10,000 shots
(in no peticular order)
and foookin tons more.........

Bands ive seen live(that r good):
.metallica
.system of a down
.sum 41
.sugercult
.the used
.electric 6
.less than jake
.bloodhound gang
.the unseen
.goldblade (x2)
.electric eel shock
.misfits
.in flames
.sepultura
.rancid
.Eddie tenpole tudor
.sonic boom six (x2)
.The Bronx
.Rise against
.Mad caddies
.Reel big fish
.Beat union
.Paramore

oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi oi hey ho lets go

my ambition is to become a flowerpot man or a clanger

i hope u die, die monster die

[ur gash and u suck]


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(-v-v-)  < grrrrrr

my favRIOT word is malestation or disgruntled
HAVE A NICE DAY!!!!!
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{stewies gonna fuck u up!}







x SING ALONG FOREVER x

Age: 25Year of birth: 1988Month of birth: 2Day of birth: 24

Gender: male

What do you do?: Working

Place of living: United Kingdom-England

Exact place of living: near hazzagate, assholeville

Known languages
EnglishFrenchKlingon

Home-page URL: killamonjaro

Weblog URL: shutdafukup

Favorite URL: misfits.com

Skype Username: wots one of these

ICQ number: 165

Elfpack crew wannabe: Yes

Music
alternativebluescountry
grungeheavy metaljazz
punkreggaerock
techno

Other interests
artbasketrybeer
carsdiscodrinks
eatingfilmgambling
knittingmotorcyclesplants
scifisnow scooterswhisky

Civil status: strange

Sexual preference: unknown

Body shape: tentacle monster

Height: 183


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