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I'm saying good bye to everything I know and everything I've "loved." I hope I never come back! The fact of the matter is, the bad outweigh the good and I hope Greeley burns up in fire and brimstone.. and I hope all of you are caught here when it happens!

Wow. High School. The best years of my life (and the worst by far!!!). Everything I knew and loved was nothing more than a fling and I'm so fucking stupid that I could believe that finding my soul mate in this cess pool of drama was even possible! "Find out who you are, find out what the fuck you want, and come fucking talk to me when you're ready to further and make our relationship better!! Even better than it was before!!" You can quote me on that, on the basis that I don't give a flying fuck.

The fact of the matter is, I've experienced more than you people have in a million lifetimes... So don't fucking tell me that I don't know what I'm talking about or that I have no idea what it is to lose a loved one.. to experience a divorce.. [I'm never having kids, because I feel sorry for them already, so you got me there ].. to be heartbroken.. Look I don't pretend to know anything, but I do know everything.

And this is for all you depressed people out there looking for love. And no, it's not attainable. All it is, is a chemical imbalance in the brain releasing tiny proteins that are released throughout your whole body to inhibitors in all parts of your body and every little cell... Go take some anti-depressant pills and tell me love isn't real. I'm sure you could. Quit looking for it. It's a four letter word that is used to describe something the human race will never understand or achieve.. Time and time again, I've seen girls get suckered into relationships where the guy promises her the world. I've seen girls promise guys nothing but love and no regret. [I could go on forever.]

So my advice to you? Learn to manipulate people. Get good with your words. Be a clever little bastard, because the only way you will get what you want in this world is with what you can sell.. Don't worry about people's feelings. Pain is fleeting. You'll forget this advice in a month, NAY! a week! So your homework for today? Tell someone to fuck off and die, and then tell them to lose anywhere from 20-50 lbs.. They'll forget you, you'll forget them. Life moves on, and that's the overall lesson here..

Those of you that do drugs, smoke weed, snort coke, shoot up black tar heroin between your toes and under your eye lids... By all means, don't stop! I've never done any drugs but if that's what you need to do to fit in to a clique and be one of the "cool" kids? I hope you seizure until you break your own back you fucking dumbass!! I will dance on your grave listening to 50 cent and John Denver [they both suck, by the way]. ^.^;;

I actually don't know where I'm going with this but I'm just going to say good bye, and I hope I never see anyone of you ever again.

--Adrian


Now.. Moving on.. ~~


There are certain types of people in this world that just piss me off to no end. The type of people who come up to you for advice.. and then when you give them advice, they don't take the advice. They just come up to you a week later and they're like "I can't believe how everything turned out so wrong." You wanna know why everything turned out so wrong? Because you didn't take my advice and you're fucking stupid. That's what went wrong, you didn't listen to me. I know all.

The other type of person are those insignificant peons, who just have to validate themselves by being in a relationship. You know what, it's pathetic, it's weak minded, and you show no inner strength whatsoever. Get over the girlfriend, get over the boyfriend or whatever the fuck you're yearning for and live fucking life. People who stalk their ex-girlfriend particularly piss me off. What the fuck is wrong with these people? Don't you have better things to do with your life than be emotionally attached to someone who hates your guts? Do something with your life, find a hobby. You know.. Geez .. Do you know how many video games are out there that you could be playing? At the very least shoot yourself. Get yourself out of society, nobody wants to deal with a stalker.

Other types of people that I hate; People who ruin your favorite diner. You know, the type of person that you're usually friends with until they go to the diner and start dating some waitress there, and then having some kind of weird rocky relationship, and everytime you go to the diner here-after there's that weird vibe in the air. People like this.. Really need.. Food Poisoning. I am so sick of these fucking bastards ruining my favorite spots.

Another type of person that I particularly hate, are those fucking slime-balls with the slick black hair, that usually end up going to bars and shit like that on Friday, Saturday, Sunday night, to see if they can pick up chicks. And all they do is walk around with these fucking stupid velvety shirts with their dumbass.. fat.. hairy chests exposed to the world, as if they were the sexiest thing on the face of the earth. You know what, you're a middle aged loser, nobody wants to see your hairy chest. Either; Throw yourself in front of traffic or overdose, please! Nobody wants to hear this bullshit anymore, time for some revaluation of one's life.

I also dislike people who all they do is talk about their problems with their insignificant other... You know what, I don't care about your fucking relationship problems, you can just shove em' up your ass for all I care! Nobody wants to hear about how your girlfriend doesn't like you, or how your boyfriend is ignoring you... Nobody Cares! It only pertains to your own little world, which in the grand scheme of things is minute, and pathetic, and nobody really ever wants to hear it. Shut your mouth, Choke on your food, and Die!

You ever have a good friend and then you go out some place and they always have to bring their fucking girlfriend; And their girlfriend turns out to be somebody you just want to kill... I mean really kill, Like jump up and down and kill. And then chop up their body into 15 different parts and flush various parts down the toilet and bury the other ones and others get thrown in the sewer. You know the type of person whose parents should have had an abortion before they even walked the earth? You know that kind of crap? These type of fucking.. pieces of crap really just need to be killed with some piano wire around the throat. I can't take it anymore.

I also can't stand people who stay at home and listen to "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" like it's the world's most depressing song.

1. The song sucks.
2. You're fucking pathetic for listening to it.
Take the CD out, Crack it in half, And then slit your wrists with the broken pieces. It's Over! They're done, You're done, Kill yourself.

And in closing, you know, it's shit like this that pisses me off. It's just.. These types of people that have no "Inner Soul" no nothing, they just revolve around their own pathetic little world with no consideration for what's going on around them. They have no sense or grasp of reality and really need to be taken off the face of this earth. They have no substance, they have no control over themselves.. And they really need to be put to sleep.. Permanently.

--Foamy the Squirrel