[HOW A 7 YEAR OLD EXPLAINS SEX
Little Johnny was 7 years old and like
other boys
his age rather
curious.


He had been hearing quite a bit
about 'making out'
from the older boys, and he wondered
what it was
and how it was done.


One day he took his question to his
mother, who
became rather flustered. Instead of
explaining
things to Johnny, she told him to hide
behind the
curtains one night and watch his older
sister and
her boyfriend.


This he did. The following morning,
Johnny
described EVERYTHING to his mother.


"Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for
a while,
then he turned off most of the lights.
Then he
started kissing and hugging her. I
figured 'Sis must
be getting sick, because her face started
looking
funny.


He must have thought so too, because he
put his
hand inside her blouse to feel her heart,
just the
way the doctor would. Except he's not as
smart as
the doctor because he seemed to have
trouble
finding her heart. I guess he was getting
sick too,
because pretty soon both of them started
panting
and getting all out of breath.


His other hand must have been cold
because he
put it under her skirt.


About this time 'Sis got worse and began
to moan
and sigh and squirm around and slide
down
toward
the end of the couch. This was when her
fever
started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis
told him
she felt really hot.


Finally, I found out what was making
them so
sick......-a big eel ;had gotten inside his
pants
somehow. It just jumped out of his pants
and
stood there, about 10 inches long,
honest, anyway
he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from
getting
away.


When Sis saw it, she got really scared-her
eyes
got big, and her mouth fell open, and
she started
calling out to God and stuff like that. She
said it
was the biggest one she's ever seen; I
should tell
her about the ones down at the lake by
our house!


Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the
eel by
biting its head off. All of a sudden she
grabbed it
with both hands and held it tight while he
took a
muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it
over the
eel's head to keep it from biting again.


Sis lay back and spread her legs so she
could get
a scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying
on top
of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a
fight.


Sis started groaning and squealing and
her
boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess
they
wanted to kill the eel by squashing it
between
them.


After a while they both quit moving and
gave a
great sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sure
enough,
they killed the eel. I knew because it just
hung
there, limp, and some of its insides were
hanging
out.


Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired
from the
battle, but they went back to courting
anyway. He
started hugging and kissing her again. By
golly,
the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight up
and
started to fight again.


I guess eels are like cats- they have nine
lives or
something. This time, Sis jumped up and
tried to
kill it by sitting on it. After about a 35
minute
struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew
it was
dead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peel
its skin
off and flush it down the toilet.]








I am a girly fun girl and love spendin time wi mi m8s and 1 is on ere

[xo-ash-ox] she is so kl and i mean kl xxxx luff yoo xxx

[Pink.Hunny] she is ma new fend im glad we met xx c yoo ^_^

[-Sam;] ive not rele spoke 2 her but she put me on her fend list so . . . .

[11mike11] hes sound ded kwl x x

[Unused..x] WTF shes the best well mint luv ya xx

[i wanna talk with people lol] Alrite not spoken much
 
[BC boy] OMG fittest lad around luv him loads xx


I have loadsa m8s but mi bst m8 is chelsea buxton lol :o) *cheeser*

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*~*A GIRLS FIRST TIME!*~*
It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, But he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver, your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he's be, He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him - he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance, You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time wanting to cause you as little pain as possible, As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way, pain surges thoughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if its to painful, Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you,, After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out off you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle, that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all it was your first time having a tooth out!! [WHAT WERE YOU THINKIN!! DIRTY MINDS!!!!]

Lol soz ash i had 2 steal it -xx


[My name is Sarah.....
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long.
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor


My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.]

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