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why cant i be perfect (belly ring)

Member #40461 created: 2006-03-12 20:55:06Simple URL: http://www.elfpack.com/40461   

Name: SHORTY 4-LIFE every body calles me shorty so ya you better call me dat got it

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i am getting a newpic soon

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this is my gurl jenni she is the most wonderful person ever to walk this earth i dont know what i would do with out her love ya lots gurl you know im her anytime you need me or need someone to talk to love yas

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-----------------³o³----------------WELCOME TO MY HOUSE IF YOU DONT LIKE IT THEN GET OUT!! IF YOU AINT GOT NOTHING NICE TO SAY THWN I DONT WANT TO HEAR IT!!

hay all you ppl out there what up your gurl shorty need you to holla at her im short will kinda long pretty blond hair and in almost 15 all you hott guys that are 14 and older give me a HOLLA oh and my gurl Mary is looking for a hott guy give her a look up on her at (chickfbc) holla at her for me tell i told ya to holla at her only if you are a hott guy none of you scruby guys out there you will never get a chance

her is a poem i wrote fro mthe heart when i did not get to see my baby this goes out to you baby Josh mack love ya lots

         LOVE!!!
 love is a word,
  dont really mean a thing,
 love is two partners,
  that is there for each other,
 throw thinck and thin,
  love is best friends,
 that will comit that they,
  will be there for each other,
 loveis fights,
  every couple will have there,
 fights every now and then (part of life),
  love leads to kids,
 headaches, stress, problems, (lots),
  hospitle, divorce and many many more problems,
 love is hard,
  people sat they love you,
 but the questionis do they,
  really love you or are they saying,
 it ot put a smile on your face,
  what love really is!!!
 know one will really know!!!
            by Amber Erskine aka me

do not take this with out asking me or i will report you to the guards and if you ask to take it you have to put my name on it cuase you aint goign to take credit for my work got it!!!

Every girls wants a
man that she can go
to in her sweats
hair a mess, make up
running down her face,
eyes red from crying and the
first thing he says to her is
"baby, you're beautiful"
and MEAN it

      LITTLE JOHNNY!!
Little Johnny was sitting one day on a dock. Along came a preacher and sat down beside him. Little Johnny had a mason jar full of what looked like water and he was turning it over and over, watching the bubbles float through it. The Preacher asked, "What are you doing with that water?" Little Johnny studied the contents of the jar for a moment, then explained, "Preacher, this here is turpentine. It's the strongest liquid in the world." The preacher replied, "Son, Holy water is the strongest liquid
in the world. Did you know if you rub a little Holy water on a pregnant woman's belly, she will pass a baby boy?" Little Johnny thought about this one for a minute, and then remarked, "Nope, this here turpentine is still the strongest because if you rub it on a cat's ass, it can pass a speeding car!"
A boy and a girl,
the best of friends.
From elementary to high school
from beginning to end.

Through all those years
their friendship grew.
They both felt the same,
but neither knew.

Each waking moment
since the day they met.
They both loved each other
sunrise to sunset.

He was all she had
in her terrible life.
He was the one
who kept her from her knife.

She was his angel,
she made him smile.
Though life threw him curves,
she made it all worth while.

Then one day
things went terribly wrong.
The next few weeks
were like a very sad song.


He made her jealous
on purpose he tried.
When the girl asked, "Do you love her?"
on purpose he lied.

He played with jealousy
like it was a game.
Little did he know
Things would never be the same.

His plan was working
but he had no clue.
How wrong things would go,
the damage he would do.

One night she broke down,
feeling very alone.
Just her and the blade,
no one else home.

She dialed his number,
he answered, "Hello"
She told him she loved him
and hung up the phone.

He raced to her house
just a minute too late.
Found her lying in blood,
her heart had no rate.

Beside her was a note,
in it her confession.
Her love for this boy,
her only obsession.

As he read the note,
he knelt down and cried.
Grabbed her knife,
that night they both died.

She was found in his arms,
both of them dead.
Under her note
his handwriting said:

"I loved her so,
she never knew.
All this time
I loved her too."

if you love someone very much put this on your house



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Okay This Is The Sexy Bunny
If U Recieve This Bunny
That Means Yr ------ Sexy
If U Get This Back
That Means Yr Even Sexier
Pass This Bunny On To ur hole list,
If U Fail
U Will Be Cursed Wit
10 Years Of Bad Sex
copy and paste this dont just forward it

92% of the teenage population has moved on to rap. if you are part of the 8% that stayed with rock, send this on
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A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road on a motorcycle...

Girl: Slow down. Im scared.

Guy: No this is fun.

Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!

Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.

Girl hugs him

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself ? Its bugging me.

In the paper the next day A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one had survived.

The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug him one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would
die.

If there is anyone in life you love this much, please send this.
Forward this to all your good friends on-line to show them that you care.

NOW, make a wish about somthing you would like to happen with
you and someone whom you REALLY care about..........


OK, now if you send this to..

1 person~ your wish will come true in 6-8 months

3 people~ your wish will come true in 4-6 months

5 people~ your wish will come true in 1-2 months

7 people~ your wish will come true in 2 weeks

10 people~ your wish will come true in three days

14 people~ your wish will come true in the next 24 hours!

BLOODS BANG RED

CRIPZ BANG BLUE

I BANG ANYONE

THAT FUCKS WIT U



Send this to all ur homies

and if u get it bac dat

means

\\\\\\\" YOUR TRUE HOMIES GOT UR BAC\\\\\\\"
this really goes for all my homies out the

You have 2 minutes to repost this!!.. If you don't u will be single
Until your 45 no joke!!



. . . P u t . . .






Sex in the Shower (if you're taken by someone Special !)

Tongue ring (if you're taken by someone!)

Kiss in the rain (if your with someone but u want someone else)

Sex on the beach (if you're single)

chocolate sauce (if you're a ninja turtle)

Belly ring (if you're confused)

Whipped cream (if you just feel like giving up)

lick it off please!! ( if you want someone badly )

Cherrie (if your a ninja)
Something good will happen



my gurl Jennifer Grimwood wrote diss so dont copy diss of my page unless you ask me and then if i say yes then you better but that jenni wrote it now you got it or you will be dealing wit me but i got alot of love for my gurl so back OFF her ka and you dont mess wit me or her then we kool!!!! MUCH LOVE FOR YA JENNI LOVE AMBER

Me,In Poem


I'm Not Perfect, Can't They See. BUt I Don't Care I'm Not Trying To Be.
I've Experienced A Lot And Am GoinG Through Hell. Many May Ask, But I Won't Tell.
I Hurt So Bad And Yet No One Knows, My Family Thinks I'm A Group Of Hoes.
I Don't Let No ONe Tell Me WHat TO DO. An Yea I Know It Bothers A Lot Of You.
So Finally Some Thing Happens To Me. Some Thing I Love, I Wish Every One Could See.
Now I'm Stuck With Decisions To Chose. I Just Wish My Life Was Through.

By:Jennifer Grimwood
Don't take my mothea fuckin poem, unless you say I wrote the bitch an you gotta ask me. No one needs to take crediot for my god damn poem




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Age: 15Year of birth: 1991Month of birth: 8Day of birth: 16

Gender: annoying kid

What do you do?: Being lazy

Place of living: USA-Michigan

Exact place of living: BATTLE CREEK BITCH WHY YOU CARE YOU AINT ME

Known languages
English

Home-page URL: what

Weblog URL: the

Favorite URL: hell is

Skype Username: this crap

ICQ number: 1000000

Elfpack crew wannabe: No

Music
adult popalternativecountry
gothheavy metalhip hop
new ageoperapop
punkraprock
techno

Other interests
animalsartbooks
carscatscooking
dancingeatingfashion
fishinghorseshunting
knittingmotorcyclesparty
poetrysingingsewing
slackingsportingtheatre
woodwork

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: normal


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