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Chuck Norris Facts.
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BIRTHPLACE: Ryan, Oklahoma
NATIONALITIES: Irish and Cherokee Indian

Claim to Fame: Martial arts expert who has appeared in TV and movies since the 60s. His TV series, Walker, Texas Ranger, aired from 1993 to 2001.

To read a biograpy on Chuck Norris, go here:
http://www.answers.com/topic/chuck-norris

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I wasn't always who I am today. I was a very shy kid in school and was bullied for being half-Cherokee Indian. These days, I am proud of my heritage.

I wasn't always ruggedly handsome either. Here is a picture of me in 1976. I was 30 when the picture was taken.




My favorite facts:

HISTORY:
* Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
* Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
* Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
* Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
* It is widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.
* Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.

SEX:
* In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.
* Chuck Norris' only pickup line is looking at the girl saying "Now."
* Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
* 70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.
* Chuck Norris can impregnate a woman through anal sex.
* Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
* Chuck Norris is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. Norris claims "6 Feet of Fun" is actually the trademark for his penis.
* Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
* For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
* There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

TO BE CONTINUED WITH MORE SECTIONS!

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Filmography



  * The Wrecking Crew (1969)
  * Way of the Dragon (1972)
  * The Student Teachers (1973)
  * Slaughter in San Francisco (1974)
  * The Warrior Within (1976) (documentary)
  * Bruce Lee, the Legend (1977) (documentary)
  * Breaker! Breaker! (1977)
  * Good Guys Wear Black (1978)
  * A Force of One (1979)
  * The Octagon (1980)
  * An Eye for an Eye (1981)
  * Silent Rage (1982)
  * Forced Vengeance (1982)
  * Lone Wolf McQuade (1983)
  * Missing in Action (1984)
  * Missing in Action 2: The Beginning (1985)
  * Code of Silence (1985)
  * Invasion U.S.A. (1985)
  * The Delta Force (1986)
  * The Karate Kommandos (1986), animated children's show, with Chuck Norris himself appearing to reveal the episode and the moral contained in the episode.
  * Braddock: Missing in Action III (1988)
  * Hero and the Terror (1988)
  * Delta Force 2: The Colombian Connection (1990)
  * Delta Force 3: The Killing Game (1991)
  * The Hitman (1991)
  * Sidekicks (1992)
  * Hellbound (1994)
  * Top Dog (1995)
  * Forest Warrior (1996)
  * The President's Man (2000)
  * The President's Man 2: A Line in the Sand (2002)
  * Bells of Innocence (2003)
  * Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)
  * The Contender (2005)
  * The Cutter (2005)

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ACTUAL CHUCK NORRIS QUOTE:
I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds"?