im kinda nice and sweet (wen i wanna be ) i can be be a bitch (when i wanna ) i have hazel eyes. im also a bit wierd i love shopping and chocolate.And i make a gd m8 coz ill always be there for them and they can rely on me just as i can rely on all ma m8ts ... well most of them neway x x x

There are all types of sex-
good sex,
safe sex,
kinky sex,
dirty sex,
Anal sex,
rough sex
and bondage sex.
But for someone that likes you there's
MASTURBATION

Eat me, beat me, bite my bum,
Strip me, whip me, make me come,
Make me tremble, moan, and shout,
Come on baby, freak me out

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm in love but not with you
when we broke up you thought i cried but all i did was another guy
you told your friends I was a trick
and I told mine you had a weak dick
i told you i loved you you thought it was true well guess what playa you got played too!!


*** roses are red,
violets are corny,
when i am with you
i get really horny
so eat me,
beat me,
bite me,
lick me,
suck me,
fuck me very slowly,
but when you kiss me
dont be sassy
use your tongue and
make it nasty!!...

Sex is not the answer!
Sex is the question!!
Yes is the answer!!!


Luv is a sensation dat is caused by temptation.a boy puts his location in a girls destination.do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration?


It goes in dry it comes out wet.the longer its in the stronger it gets.we can have it in bed just you and me...its not what you think its a cup of tea!

Viagra now available in eye drops, you don't get an erection but you look hard!

Sex is like a pack of Pringles! Once you pop you can't stop!!

Little Girl:"Mommy I just found out that the little boy next door has a penis like a peanut" Mommy:"u mean its small?"Little Girl:"No its salty"

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GUY FACTS

When a guy is quiet,
Hes listening to you

When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes hes wrong

When a guy looks at you with eyes full of questions,
he expects you to leave him soon

When a guy says Im Fine after a few minutes,
he means it

when a guy stares at you,
he thinks your the most beautiful thing in the world

when your laying your head on a guys chest
he has the world

when a guy calls you everyday
he is in love

when a (good) guy say he loves you
he means it

when a guy says he cant live without you
hes with you til your done

when a guy says i miss you
he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else



DOGGIE STYLE 69
UP AND DOWN, BUMP AND GRIND
FUCK ME HARD
SUCK MI TWAT
SPANK THAT ASS,FORGET ME NOT
ROUGH SEWMAKE IT HURT
ROLL AROUND IN THE DIRT
KINK IT UP, WHIP ME GOOD
BONDAGE BABE, I'LL SUCK YOUR COCK,
WHIP IT OUTA HELLA GOOD TIME MAKE IT COUNT*


Kissing is a habbit
Fucking is a game
guys get all the pleasure
girls get all the pain
the guy says he loves you
you believe its true
your stomache starts to swell
he says, Fuck you
1 hour of pleasure
10 months of pain (aka 40weeks)
3 days in the hospital
A baby without a name
The baby is a bastard
The mother is a hore
This never would have happened
If the rubber had not torn !!!!!!!!!

how 2 make a girl feel really special like a princess xx by da way this is true xx

Tell her she is ['beautiful,] not hot, fine, or sexy.
2. [Hold her hand at any moment even if it just for a second.]
3. Kiss her on the ['forehead.]
4. [Leave her voice messages to wake up to.]
5. Always ['tell her] you love her at any and all times.
6. [When she is upset hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.]
7. ['Recognize] the small things . . . They usually mean the most.
8. [Call her sweetie, baby, or honey. (Or darling)]
9 . ['Sing] to her no matter how horrible your voice is.
10. [Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with.]
11. Write her notes. {she ['loves] them}
12. [Introduce her to family and friends as your girlfriend.]
13. ['Play] with her hair.
14. [Pick her up; tickle her and play-wrestle with her.]
15. Sit in the park and just ['talk] to her.
16. [Tell her funny jokes... Tell her stupid jokes... just tell her jokes.]
17. Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the ['night] just because you missed her.
18. [Let her fall asleep in your arms.]
19. Carve your ['names] into a tree.
20. [If she's mad at you, kiss her.]
21. Give ['her] piggyback rides.
22. [Bring her flowers just because.]
23. Treat her the same around your ['friends] as you do when you are alone.
24. [Look her in the eyes and smile.]
25. Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants. (that way she will ['always] have you around even when you aren't there...and she can always see your smiling face)
26. [Slow dance with her, even if there isn't any music playing.]
27. Kiss her ['in] the rain.
28. [If you're in love with her . . . tell her.]

hey ya people xx