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I DONT CYBER SO DONT ASK N AM ENGAGED SO B CAREFUL WAT YA SAY 2 ME!
have you ever...
1. Smoked a cigarette: yes all th time lol.
2. Smoked a cigar: no
3. Snorted coke: yes (shhh)
4. Smoked Weed: yes
5. Been high: yes
6. Had sex: yes
7. Said "I hope you die" to someone: yes
8. Tried to kill someone: no
9. Tried to kill yourself: sort of! :-/ lol.
10. Got in a fist fight: plenty!
11. Lied to your parents: yes
12. Given someone a bruise: yes plenty
13. Ditched someone: ov corse
14. Freak danced: nope
15. Cut yourself: yes loadza times! :-/
16. Skipped school: yes
17. Hung up on someone: yes
18. Threw up at school: no
19. Done someone else's make-up: yes
20. Kissed someone of the same sex: yes
21. Had a burping contest: no
22. Snuck out: yes
23. Been to a school dance: yes
24. Thought your teacher was hot: nope!
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1 . Tell her she is beautiful, not hot, fine, or sexy.
2 . Hold her hand at any moment even if it just for a second.
3 . Kiss her on the forehead.
4 . Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
5 . Always tell her you love her at any and all times.
6 . When she is upset hold her tight and tell her how much she means to you.
7 . Recognize the small things . . . They usually mean the most.
8 . Call her sweetie, baby, or honey. (or darling)
9 . Sing to her no matter how horrible your voice is.
10 . Pick her over all the other girls you hang out with.
11 . Write her notes. {she loves them}
12 . Introduce her to family and friends as your girlfriend.
13 . Play with her hair.
14 . Pick her up, tickle her and play-wrestle with her.
15 . Sit in the park and just talk to her.
16 . Tell her funny jokes.. tell her stupid jokes.. just tell her jokes.
17 . Throw pebbles at her window in the middle of the night just because you missed her.
18 . Let her fall asleep in your arms.
19 . Carve your names into a tree.
20 . If she's mad at you, kiss her.
21 . Give her piggyback rides.
22 . Bring her flowers just because.
23 . Treat her the same around your friends as you do when you are alone.
24 . Look her in the eyes and smile.
25 . Let her take as many pictures of you as she wants. (that way she will always have you around even when you aren't there...and she can always see your smiling face)
26 . Slow dance with her, even if there isn't any music playing.
27 . Kiss her in the rain.
28 . If you're in love with her . . . tell her.
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A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but
only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved
him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
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One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die."
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roses are dead
violets are too
im still in love
but not with u
u thought u hurt me
and made me cry
but i was in love
with another guy
simply because u have no class
all u can do is kiss my ass
u sit around and talk your shit
so fuck u
and your little ass dick
u thought u left me
but i left u
what my man is doing
u cant do
u tell ur homies
u played me like a bitch
and i tell my girls
u have a small dick
u said u loved me
well guess what motha fucka
i played u too!!!
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Statement of Love:
The Kiss
1. Kiss on the hand I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek I just want to be friends
3. Kiss on the neck I want you
4. Kiss on the lips I love you
5. Kiss on the ears I am just playing
6. Kiss anywhere else lets not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes kiss me
8.Playing with your hair I can't live without you
9. Hand on your waist I love you to much to let you go
The Three Steps
1. Girls: If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.
2. Guys: If any girl slaps you, kiss her
3. Guys & Girls: Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.
The Commandments
1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.
2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.
3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.
* Remember *
A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum,
A kiss isn't a kiss
Without some tongue.
So open up your mouth
close your eyes,
and give your tongue
some exercise!!!
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girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
girl: Do you like me?
boy: Not really
girl: Do you want me?
guy: No
girl: Would you cry if I left?
guy: No
girl: Would you live for me?
guy: No
girl: Would you do anything for me?
guy: No way
girl: What would you choose: your life..or me?
guy: My life
*The girl runs away in shock and pain and the guy runs after her and says...*
guy: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do EVERYTHING for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life!
girl:wow.
*the guy puts a finger on her lips*
guy: shh...don't speak.
*and then they kiss*