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Name: um...Yep
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i dont give a fuck
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| Drunk-ass | Beggar | Sex-monster |
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| Crazy kid |
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Description:
peace,pot,tequila shot,jesus loves you stoned or not.sexy,drugz,rock^n^roll,speed,weed,birth control.life's a bitch then you die,fuck the world,let's get high.we are stoners,we have class,mess with us & we'll kick your ass.so to all you preps who think your cool,go to hell cause stoners rule!!!
yo yo yo tha names Mike and im a laid back stoner who like to kick it with homies and smoke a bowl and watch movies play games w/e... i dont like drama... bullshit... dont want to here ur problems cuz i got enough of my own so dont come to me hoping that i'll make it all better.. yeah i'lll put up with it for a little while cuz everyone needs someone to listen to them but as for me... dont bitch too much or i'll go like psycho on you...
[ ok here are some of da awesome bands i fucken listen to...]
afroman anthrax audioslave bad religion blink 182 blind melon bob marley bloodhound gang blues travelers bowling for soup danzig dark lotus dave matthews band disturbed the doors edge city outlaws dr dre filter fishbone foo fighters foutains of wayne godsmack gorrillaz grateful dead ice t group x ice cube insane clown posse IRON MAIDEN janes addiction johnney cash judist priest the killers kittie korn kottonmouth kings krs one led zepplin lit long beach dub allstars long beach shortbus lostprophets the mars volta matisyahu metallica mystic roots muddy waters mudvayne my chemical romance nightwish neil young norma jean oasis offspring otep pennywise operation ivy pod panic at the disco pantera outkast pearl jam pharrell pink floyd primus queens of the stoneage rammstein red hot chili peppers rob zombie simple plan slayer SLIGHTLY STOOPID smile empty soul steve ray vaughn stone sour stone temple pilots strapping young lads SUBLIME SUICIDAL TENDENCIES sum 41 system of a down tenacious d three days grace tool twisted sister twiztid type o negative avril van halen weezer wierd al and white stripes [just to name a few]
THE DEVIL WENT TO JAMAICA
The devil went to jamaica he was lookin to sell some weed he was doin fine they were standin in line it was excellent weed indeed then he came across this young man who was likewise peddlin pot so he rolled down to the beach to the kid and said boy let me tell you wat
i guesss u kinda figured im a reefer head of course and after all this time i guess that im a connasuer of sorts
now your stuff smells ok but this can tranqualize a horse ill bet a million in cash against your astash cuz i think mines better than yours
the boy said my names johny adn you aint smoked nothin yet one hit of this grass will kick your ass you got yourself a bet
johny rolld a ball of hash and makes sure its da bomb cuz the devils got da kinda stuff they smoke in vietnam youoll get a million smackaroos in cash if u can cope but if u cant da devil get your dop
the devil packed a bong with a lil appoloco gold and resin flew from his fingertips as he fired up his bowl he filled the chamber all the way and he took a mighty hit as they passed it bak and forth it gave em both a coughin fit
when the bowl was finished johny said hey man that stuff was great but fill your lungs with some of this and prepare to vegetate
cannabis on da corner with sweeet mary jane devils in da bak ground fryin his brain zig zag filled with a diggidy dank hold on tight itll hit you like a tank
da devil nodded off cuz he knew that he was stoned and he asked if he could buy and oz of da shit da johny owned johny said devil just ocme on bak if u ever wanna catch a buzz i dont told u once u son of a bitch mines da best ther ever was and they fired up doobies one by one aint gonna stop til da bak is done green as a bullfrog sticky as glue ,,,,GRANNY DO U GET HIGH?....YES I DO
[Like My Fucken Wikis and stoof]
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JizzMaster J
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