I HATE IDIOTS
You are an idiot if you:
A) Are angered enough by any of this meaningless shit and haven't enough of a life to do anything other than complain to me because I don't like something about you.
B) Label yourself and kill all individuality.
C) Are actually taking this shit as serious as if I just walked up to you and spat in your face.
D) CAN'T AT LEAST COME UP WITH A GOOD ENOUGH MOTHER FUCKING ARGUMENT AS TO WHY I AM WRONG AND YOU ARE RIGHT!!!
I like to answer questions with questions. Makes you learn.
<poll:10271> Take the poll take the poll TAKE THE POLL
I wanna know who voted for the last answer ^_^ What a jackass. Making fun of themselves.
Thanks [Amanda Kaye!]! Spread the word, put this in your profile if you agree! Just say where you got it and tell others to share as well!
[SCREW YOU, EMO KID]
<h1>Ten Reasons Why I Hate Emo Kids
1. They cry way too damn much
2. They complain way too damn much. Which I don't understand because their lives don't appear to be anyworse then the average person. Also, shut up and get a decent haircut, and mabey people will quit picking on you
3. They have gay hair ^_^ [
I like gay people by the way. Not a homophobe]
4. Their music sucks ass. All the lead singers sound alike and they all sing about how heartbroken they are
5. So what if you are heartbroken? Most people have had their heartbroken, at least once. What makes you so fuck damn special?
6. GUYS SHOULD NOT WEAR MAKEUP!!!! AND LEAVE THE GIRL PANTS,
TO THE GIRLS!!!
7. When you say "Scene", "Heartcore", and "Dueces" it does not make you sound cool. IT MAKES YOU SOUND STUPID!!!
8. You want to cut yourself? Fine. Go. All. The. Way. Here, give me that spork. Here is a REAL razorblade, go use that. Come back when you start getting dizzy from the blood loss
9. Quit attempting screamo. IT DOES NOT WORK FOR YOU
10. You are not an individual if ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS LOOK
JUST LIKE YOU!!!
MY FAVORITE QUOTES FROM GEORGE W. BUSH:
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy -- but that could change."
"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children"
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."
"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."
"I hear there's rumors on the Internets that we're going to have a draft."
"You work three jobs? … Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." (to a divorced mother of three)
"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."
"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."
"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."
“They misunderestimated me."
“Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?"
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
[
if you say no, your a communist.]
Sing to the tune of "if your happy and you know it"
If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
Forget about inspections,
We need war to win elections!
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.
Fall in line and follow orders,
Bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, Bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.
If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your tax cuts are rejected,
Bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
That he bought from your dad,
Bomb Iraq.
Bush the Hillbilly
Sung to the tune of the "Beverly Hillbillies" theme
Come and listen to my story 'bout a boy named Bush.
His IQ was zero and his head was up his tush.
He drank like a fish while he drove all about.
But that didn't matter 'cuz his daddy bailed him out.
DUI, that is.
Criminal record.
Cover-up.
Well, the first thing you know little Georgie goes to Yale.
He can't spell his name but they never let him fail.
He spends all his time hangin' out with student folk.
And that's when he learns how to snort a line of coke.
Blow, that is.
White gold.
Nose candy.
The next thing you know there's a war in Vietnam.
Kin folks say, "George, stay at home with Mom."
Let the common people get maimed and scarred.
We'll buy you a spot in the Texas Air Guard.
Cushy, that is.
Country clubs.
Nose candy.
Twenty years later George gets a little bored.
He trades in the booze, says that Jesus is his Lord.
He said, "Now the White House is the place I wanna be."
So he called his daddy's friends and they called the GOP.
Gun owners, that is.
Falwell.
Jesse Helms.
Come November 7, the election ran late.
Kin folks said "Jeb, give the boy your state!"
"Don't let those colored folks get into the polls."
So they put up barricades so they couldn't punch their holes.
Chads, that is.
Duval County.
Miami-Dade.
Before the votes were counted five Supremes stepped in.
Told all the voters "Hey, we want George to win."
"Stop counting votes!" was their solemn invocation.
And that's how George finally got his coronation.
Rigged, that is.
Illegitimate.
No moral authority.
Y'all come vote now, ya hear?
fried chicken
Let's all hold hands! Here on the Subway! Cause we've been stuck here in the dark for way to long!
hamburger
[Jack's Lament] (or, my version anyway...)
There are few who'd deny, at what I do I am the best
For my talents are renowned far and wide
When it comes to the unexpected at at just the right time,
I excell with out ever even trying.
With the slightest little effort of my mischeif-making charms
I have seen grown men give out a giggle!
With the wave of my hand, and a well-placed booger
I have swept the very dullest off their feet
and day after day, it's the same routine
And I grow so happy at the sound of laughter
And I, ME, The Salivating Queen
Have grown so amused of the same nu thing
Oh, somewhere deep inside of my mind
An echoinng laughter began to grow
There's someone out there, far from my home
A person that I've never nagged
Im a Master of Random, And a Demon of Anoyance.
and i'll bother you right out of your mind
To a many in Kentucky, I'm Misses Unlucky
And I'm known throughout England and France
And since I am dumb, I can take off my thumb
To recite Jeff Foxxwotrhy quotations
No idiot nor genuis can laugh like I can
With the fury of my flatulence problems
But who here would ever understand
That the Salivating Queen with the nauseating grin
Would tire of her town, if they only understood
she'd burn it all up if she only could
Oh, there's an empty place in my heart
That calls out for something funny
The fame and praise have never come
Does nothing for these tears of laughter
Me: Do you want to here a secret?
You: No.
Me: Promise not to tell?
You: No.
Me: *singing* I'll Push you in the Wishing well and they will never ever find you!
Just because you can doesnt mean you should... But just because you should doesnt mean that you wanna get up off your lazy ass and do it...
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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer! take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall!
98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer! take one down, pass it around, 97 bottles of beer on the wall!
97 bottles of beer on the wall, 97 bottles of beer! take one down, pass it around, 96 bottles of beer on the wall!
96 bottles of beer on the wall, 96 bottles of beer! take one down, pass it around, 95 bottles of beer on the wall!
95 bottles of beer on the wall, 95 bottles of beer! take one down, pass it around, 94 bottles of beer on the wall!
[after many people yelling boo and about an hour and a half later]
2 bottleso *hic* beer on the wall *hic*, 2 bottles of beer *hic*! takeonedown *hic*, pass it around, 1 bottle of beer on the wall! *hic hic*
1 bottle of beer on the wall *hic*..., 1 bottle of... take one down, pass it a... zzz.... *wakes up abruplty* huh? whoareyaanwhatryadoininmyhouse?
Sharpies are pretty...
The Steve Miller Band
“The Joker”
Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah
Some call me the gangster of love
Some people call me Maurice
Cause I speak of the pompitous of love
People talk about me, baby
Say I'm doin' you wrong, doin' you wrong
Well, don't you worry baby
Don't worry
Cause I'm right here, right here, right here, right here at home
Cause I'm a picker
I'm a grinner
I'm a lover
And I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun
I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I sure don't want to hurt no one
I'm a picker
I'm a grinner
I'm a lover
And I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun
I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I get my lovin' on the run
Wooo Wooooo
You're the cutest thing
That I ever did see
I really love your peaches
Want to shake your tree
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time
Ooo-eee baby, I'll sure show you a good time
Cause I'm a pickerI'm a grinner
I'm a lover
And I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun
I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I get my lovin' on the run
I'm a picker
I'm a grinner
I'm a lover
And I'm a sinner
I play my music in the sun
I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a midnight toker
I sure don't want to hurt no one
Wooo Woooo
People keep talking about me baby
They say I'm doin' you wrong
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry mama
Cause I'm right here at home
You're the cutest thing I ever did see
Really love your peaches want to shake your tree
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time
Come on baby and I'll show you a good time
Before you leave I would just like to say: I love my dear boyfriend far more than I ever could you and your pathetic life. Thank you ^_^
And one more thing, if you have been angered by anything you have seen here, ALL FUCKING RIGHT!!! That was my goal the whole time, to piss some little overly emotional bastard off, enough that they would say something about it and bring me a little joy. Okay, so I have an odd sense of humor, who gives a shit?
