A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..



Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.



Guy: No, this is fun.



Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!



Guy: Then tell me you love me.



Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!



Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.



*Girl hugs him*



Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.



(In the paper the next day)



A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.


Yeah <br> And I set up and tore down this stage with my own two hands <br> We've travel this land packed tight in mini vans <br> And all this for the fans, girls, money, and fame <br> I played their game <br> And as they scream my name <br> I will show no shame <br> I live and die for this <br> And if I come off soft <br> Then chew on this <br> <br> Are you scared? <br> <br> Devil Without A Cause <br> And I'm back with the beaver hats <br> And Ben Davis slacks <br> Thirty pack of Strohs <br> Thirty pack of hoes <br> No rogaine and the propane flows <br> The chosen one <br> I'm the living proof <br> With the gift of gab <br> From the city of truth <br> I jabbed and stabbed <br> And knocked critics back <br> And I did not stutter when I said that <br> I'm going platinum <br> Sellin rhymes <br> I went platinum <br> Seven times <br> And still they ill <br> They wanna see us fry <br> I guess because Only God Knows Why <br> Why why why why <br> <br> Ohhhhhhhhhhhh <br> They call me cowboy, I'm the singer in black <br> So throw a finger in the air and let me see where you're at <br> Say hey hey <br> Let me hear where your at and say hey hey <br> I'm givin it back, so say hey hey <br> Show me some metal and say <br> Hey hey hey hey <br> Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Gat!!!!! <br> Fuck all y'all <br> <br> I like AC/DC and ZZ Top <br> Bocephus, Beasties and the kings of rock <br> Skynyrd, Segar, Limp, Korn, the Stones <br> David Allen Coe and no show Jones <br> Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh <br> Pass that bottle around <br> Got the rock from Detroit <br> Soul from Motown <br> The underground stoned fuckin pimp <br> With tracks that mack and slap back the whack <br> Never gay, no way, I don't play with ass <br> But watch me rock with Liberace flash <br> Punk rock, The clash <br> Boy bands are trash <br> I like Johnny Cash and Grand Master Flash <br> Flash flash flash flash <br> <br> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh <br> They call me cowboy, I'm the singer in black <br> So throw a finger in the air and let me see where you're at <br> Say hey hey <br> Let me hear where your at and say hey hey <br> I'm givin it back, so say hey hey <br> Show me some metal and say <br> Hey hey hey hey <br> Uh, uh, uh, Gat <br> <br> Yeah, I saw your band <br> Jumpin around on stage like a bunch of wounded ducks <br> When you gonna learn sucker <br> You just can't fuck with <br> Twisted Brbrbr Brown Brown...TRUCKER <br> TRuuuuuccckeeeeerrrrr <br> <br> I'm an... American Bad Ass <br> Watch me kick <br> You can roll with rock <br> Or you can Suck My Dick (undedited version) or Radio Edit (edited version) <br> I'm a porno flick, I'm like amazing grace <br> I'm gonna fuck some hoe's after I rock this place <br> Super fly, livin double wide <br> Side car my glide <br> So Joe C can ride <br> Full sack to share <br> Bringin flash and glare <br> Got the long hair swingin middle finger in the air <br> Snakeskin suits, Sixty-five Chevelle's <br> See me ride in sin <br> Hear the rebel yell <br> I won't live to tell <br> So if you do <br> Give the next generation a big, Fuck You! <br> Who knew I'd blow up like Oklahoma <br> Said fuck highschool, pissed on my diploma <br> Smell the aroma <br> Check my hits <br> I know it stinks in here <br> Cause I'm the shit, shit, shit, shit, shit <br> <br> Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh <br> They call me cowboy, I'm the singer in black <br> So throw a finger in the air, let me see where you're at <br> Say hey hey <br> Let me hear where you're at and say hey hey <br> I'm givin' it back so say, hey hey <br> Show me some metal and say <br> Hey hey hey hey <br> Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...huh huh <br> I'm a cowboy <br> Bad ass in black <br> Singin <br> Hey hey hey hey <br> From side to side <br> From front to back <br> Say hey hey hey hey <br> I put Detroit city back on the map <br> And singin <br> Hey hey hey hey <br> Kid Rock's in the house <br> And thats where I'm at <br> <br> Hahahaha <br>


This is for my beautiful baby girl.


[Girl:] Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
[Girl:] Do you like me?
Boy: Not really
[Girl:] Do you want me?
Boy: No
[Girl:] Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
[Girl:] Would you live for me?
Boy: No
[Girl:] Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No way
[Girl:] What would you choose: your life..or me?
Boy: My life
The Girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life



12 Ways To Get To A Girls Heart--
1. Hugs her from behind.
2. Grab her hand when you guys walk next to each other.
3. When standing, wrap your arms around her.
4. Cuddle with her.
5. Dont force her to do ANYTHING!
6. Write little notes.
7. Compliment her.
8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.
9. Say I love you.....and MEAN IT!
10. Brush the hair out of her eyes
11. Comfort her when she cries.
12. Love her with all your heart
Girls- Repost this if you think its sweet. Guys- Repost this if you would do any of it

GIVE ME A NUMBER!!
You can pick more than one..
1= I like you
2= I love you
3= You're funny
4= You're cool
5= I don't really care for your personality
6= I wanna be on you!
7= You're sexy
8= You have a nice body
9= I hate you
10= You're boring
11= your gay and your just a waist of air
12= You have an awesome personality
13= I want to kiss every part of your body
14= I wanna do you 'til you scream my name
15= I want to go out with you
16= I'm looking for a relationship with you
17= be wit me
18= you're cute
19= i dont know you?
20= i want you in my life
Afterwards, repost it and see what number people will give you

Limp Bizkit "Build A Bridge"
(To all the girls i love)

Build a bridge to your mind

It takes me there everytime

Lay it all on the line

If there's a way.

Build a bridge, make a path

Overlook the aftermath

Make my tears be your bath

If there's a way
.
Only if you'll take a ride

Go with me to the other side.

Even though it's gonna crumble down
(crumble down)
I'll keep building till you come around
(come around)
Even though it's gonna fall apart, break my heart (break my heart)

I'll keep building till I die.

Build a bridge of memories

Stretch it out overseas

To the end of the world
If there's a way.

Build a bridge made of pain

Send my longing down the drain

I have no reasons to complain

If there's a way.

Only if you'll take a ride

Go with me to the other side.

Even though it's gonna crumble down (crumble down)
I'll keep building till you come around (come around)
Even though it's gonna fall apart, break my heart (break my heart)
I'll keep building till I die.
Wait, wait for me
Wait, please wait for me. (2x)
Even though it's gonna crumble down (crumble down)
I'll keep building till you come around (come around)
Even though it's gonna fall apart, break my heart (break my heart)
I'll keep building till I die. (2x)