Description:
Typoglycemia
This is crazy. Believe it or not you can read it ...
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch taem at Cmabrigde
Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny
iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The
rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is
bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a
wlohe. Such a cdonition is arppoiately cllaed Typoglycemia :)-
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and yuo awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt
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LAYER ONE:]
-- [Name:] Kevan
-- [Nickname:] Cas
-- [Birthdate:] 9/2/1985
-- [Birthplace:] USA
-- [Hair color:] Blonde
-- [Height:] 5'11''
-- [Righty or lefty:] Righty
[LAYER TWO]
-- [Your heritage:] Mixed
-- [The shoes you wore today:] the good ones
-- [Your weakness:] like id tell you, i have one and she knows who she is
-- [Your fears:] people i care about getting hurt
-- [Your perfect pizza:] perfect pizza, are you nuts, theres no such thing
-- [Goal you'd like to achieve:] live life to the fullest
[LAYER THREE]
-- [Your most overused phrase:] DAMN!!! (mostly about something i see)
-- [Your thoughts first waking up:] damnit, still alone
-- [Your best physical feature:] umm, thats tough, you tell me
-- [Your bedtime:] what the hell is a bedtime
-- [Your most missed memory:] those who know me can answer that cause i wont
[LAYER FOUR]
favorite
-- [Soda:] Dr. Pepper
-- [Fast food joint:] fast food blows but i would say umm, none
-- [Single or group dates:] single first then group if she wants to
-- [Adidas or Nike:] nike
-- [Chocolate or vanilla:] chocolate or vanilla what?
-- [Cappuccino or coffee:] cappuccino
[LAYER FIVE]
-- [Smoke:] nope
-- [Cuss:] Like a sailor
-- [Sing:] not that you'll ever hear
-- [Take a shower every day:] uh, no, i like to smell funny, of course dumb***
-- [Have a crush(es):] hmmm, yea
-- [Do you think you've been in love:] think, know, yea i have and am but she's taken so yea, still looking
-- [Want to go to college:] yep, going to go, and drag a friend with me most likely
-- [Like high school:] of course i liked high school, go get the friends i wanted and left, then they kicked me out
-- [Want to get married:] not yet, but i do have someone in mind if i were to soon
-- [Believe in yourself:] yea, most the time, no-one else will so someones gotta
-- [Get motion sickness:] no
-- [Think you're attractive:] no, but i hear differently
-- [Think you're a health freak:] nah, no time for that
-- [Get along with your parents:] yea, as far as our dna will get us
-- [Like thunderstorms:] Love them oh there so hot and sexy!!!
-- [Play an instrument:] yea, very bad but kinda play the guitar
[LAYER SIX]
In the past 6 months...
-- [Drank alcohol:] Yes
-- [Smoked:] not worth the time or money so no
-- [Done a drug:] nope
-- [Had sex:] nope
-- [Made out:] maybe i have ;)
-- [Gone on a date:] no sadly
-- [Gone to the mall:] yea, in florida
-- [Eaten an entire box of Oreos:] nope
-- [Eaten sushi:] no *barf*
-- [Been on stage:] only the stage of life
-- [Gone skating:] yea
-- [Made homemade cookies:] no
-- [Gone skinny-dipping:] no, im overdue but it'll have to wait, god damn winter
-- [Dyed your hair:] not yet but i might
-- [Stolen anything:] define stolen and what is being stolen cause that is a very wide terminology
[LAYER SEVEN]
Ever...
-- [Played a game that required removal of clothing:] yea, sadly i lost but with time they lost to
-- [Been trashed or extremely intoxicated:] no
-- [Been caught doing something?] what does something mean??
-- [Been called a tease:] yeah alot
-- [Gotten beaten up:] nope don't usely fight
-- [Shoplifted:] nope
-- [Changed who you were to fit in:] change, that would make me ... well not me
[LAYER EIGHT]
-- [Age you hope to be married:] im a guy i dont know this information
-- [Numbers and names of children:] depends on the girl but for now, none
-- [Describe your dream wedding:] again, guy, so all i do is show up in a tux
-- [How you want to die:] having a blast, not that die asleep in my bed shit (BOOM) hehehehehehe
-- [Where do you want to go to college:] any where would be nice!
-- [What do you want to be when you grow up:] umm, well i guess i want to be alive but yea
-- [What country would you most like to visit:] Rome, Italy (next summer)
[LAYER NINE]
In the preferred sex...
-- [Best eye color:] hazel
-- [Best hair color:] umm, yea, hair changes so i dont know
-- [Short or long hair:] long
-- [Best height:] not taller than me but shorter is ok to a point
-- [Best weight:] dangerous question (whatever weight she looks beautiful at i guess)
-- [Best articles of clothing:] anything that looks good, (unless your fat then a moo moo is advised)
-- [Best first date location:] dunno
-- [Best first kiss location:] depends on the moment
[LAYER TEN]
-- [Number of drugs taken illegally:] 0
-- [Number of people I could trust with my life:] one, they know who they are and smiled when they read this
-- [Number of CDs that I own:] dunno, changes cause i give them away when i get bored
-- [Number of piercings:] 1 (for now)
-- [Number of tattoes:] workin on it but you'll like it when you see what i have in mind
-- [Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper:] that would require i get caught
-- [Number of scars on my body:] guess you'll have to come count them for me
-- [Number of things in my past that I regret:] one, only two people know what it is, one is me, is the other you?
More Stuff
1.) Full Name: Kevan
2.) Nicknames: Cas
3.) Birthday: September 2nd, 1985
4.) Age: 20
5.) Sex: male
6.) Siblings: 2, one older, one younger
7.) Location: umm, ask, you may recieve you may not
8.) School: no
9.) Height: 5'10"
10.) Piercing(s)ears /Tattoos: one, ear, shortly on the tattoo
11.) Hair Color: dishwater blonde but im thinkin about frosting it blue
12.) Eye Color: blue
13.) Race: white
14.) Pets: one, cat, but i cant keep her
15.) Virgin: no, but id take it back in an instant if i could
16.) Job: off and on
17.) Who Lives In your House: me, my friend dustin
18.) Glasses/Contacts/Braces: no, should have glasses but yea
19.) Shoe Size: 9 1/2 to 10 1/2 depending on who makes them
20.) Boyfriend/Girlfriend: no
21.) Crush: yep
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Kissing is a habit
Fucking is a game
Guys get all the pleasure
Girls get all the pain
The guy says i love you
You believe its true
But when your tummy starts to swell,
He says 'to hell with you'
10 minutes of pleasure
9 months in pain
3 days in hospital
A baby without a name
The baby is a bastard
The mother is a whore
This never wouldn't have happened
If the rubber wouldn't have torn.
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Article 1: Statement of Love: The Kiss
1. Kiss on the hand.... I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek... I just want to be friends
3. Kiss on the neck... I want you
4. Kiss on the lips... I love you
5. Kiss on the ears... I am just playing
6. Kiss anywhere else. Lets not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes ... kiss me
8. Playing with your hair... I can't live without you
9. Hand on your waist... I love you too much to let you go
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<table width="330" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" border="0"><tr><td width="180"><font face="arial" size="-1">Disorder</font></td><td width="120"><font face="arial" size="-1">Rating</font></td></tr><tr><td><font face="arial" size="-1"><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/paranoid.html">Paranoid Personality Disorder</a>:</font></td><td><font color="#cc0033" face="arial" size="-1">High</font></td></tr><tr><td><font face="arial" size="-1"><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/schizoid.html">Schizoid Personality Disorder</a>:</font></td><td><font color="#000099" face="arial" size="-1">Low</font></td></tr><tr><td><font face="arial" size="-1"><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/schizotypal.html">Schizotypal Personality Disorder</a>:</font></td><td><font color="#cc0033" face="arial" size="-1">High</font></td></tr><tr><td><font face="arial" size="-1"><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/antisocial.html">Antisocial Personality Disorder</a>:</font></td><td><font color="#ff0000" face="arial" size="-1">High</font></td></tr><tr><td><font face="arial" size="-1"><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/borderline.html">Borderline Personality Disorder</a>:</font></td><td><font color="#000099" face="arial" size="-1">Low</font></td></tr><tr><td><font face="arial" size="-1"><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/histrionic.html">Histrionic Personality Disorder</a>:</font></td><td><font color="#990099" face="arial" size="-1">Moderate</font></td></tr><tr><td><font face="arial" size="-1"><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/narcissistic.html">Narcissistic Personality Disorder</a>:</font></td><td><font color="#cc0033" face="arial" size="-1">High</font></td></tr><tr><td><font face="arial" size="-1"><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/avoidant.html">Avoidant Personality Disorder</a>:</font></td><td><font color="#cc0033" face="arial" size="-1">High</font></td></tr><tr><td><font face="arial" size="-1"><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/dependent.html">Dependent Personality Disorder</a>:</font></td><td><font color="#cc0033" face="arial" size="-1">High</font></td></tr><tr><td><font face="arial" size="-1"><a href="http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/ocd.html">Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder</a>:</font></td><td><font color="#cc0033" face="arial" size="-1">High</font></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" align="center"><font color="#000000" face="arial" size="-1"><br>-- <a href="http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv">Take the Personality Disorder Test</a> --<br>-- <a href="http://www.4degreez.com/disorder/index.html">Personality Disorder Info</a> --</font></td></tr></table><br>
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A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..
Girl: Slow down. I’m scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it’s not. Please, it’s too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It’s bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but
only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his
breaks broke, but he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved
him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even
though it meant that he would die.
..*..If you love someone this much put this on your site..*..
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1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
7. Describe me in one word.
8. What was your first impression?
9. Do you still think that way about me now?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. If you could give me anything what would it be?
12. How well do you know me?
13. When's the last time you saw me?
14. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
15. Did you message me just because of how i look?
16. If i had something stuck in my teeth would you tell me?
17. Do you cyber?
18. Do you smoke?
19. Could you keep a secret?
20. What's your fav color?
21. Would You ever date me?
22. Would you ever fuck me?
23. Do you think im hott?
24. Are you going to put this on your house and see what I say about you?
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I asked if u like me,
You said no
I asked if I was pretty,
You said no
I asked if I was in your heart,
You said no
I asked if I walked away would u cry,
You said no
So I walked away u grabbed my arm.
I don’t like you I LOVE you,
Ur not pretty you’re BEAUTIFUL
Ur not in my heart you’re in my SOUL
And I wouldn’t cry if u walked away I would DIE