i am a juggalette for life. down tell i die and even after..won't some description k here look throught my freak show

i am a juggalette for life. down tell i die and even after..won't some description k here look throught my freak show



This is me resent pic damn i think i look good in this pic!

my man

these r my juggalo family sully,krawler,and Mike


The dog has me best friend thong on we wanted to no what tahnee would look like with a dick ^_^ lol funny times

If I was a profession I'd be: lawyer, judge, artist
If I was a body of water I'd be: pisse
If I was a piece of candy I'd be: anything sweet!
If I was a ice cream flavor I'd be: the wipped cream on tip
If I was a feeling I'd be: horny
If I was a color I'd be: blue
If I was a celebrity I'd be: i wouldn't be, i like my own fucked up life
If I was a movie I'd be: BIG MONEY HUSTLERS
If I was a business I'd be: money money money
If I were a month, I'd be: Augest
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Friday!
If I were a time of day, I'd be: 4:20 AM/PM
If I were a planet, I'd be: earth...we have oxygen here
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: nemo
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: my bed
If I were a date, I'd be:The 10st of Augest my "bfs" b-day and "mine"
If I were a sin, I'd be: lie
If I were a liquid, I'd be: FAYGO
If I were a tree, I'd be: tall
If I were a bird, I'd be: crow
If I were a tool, I'd be: hammer!
If I were a plant, I'd be: black rose
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: dark and stormy, thunder and lighting. fucking my man right by the window.
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: depends on my mood..
If I were an animal, I'd be: white tiger cuz i and real rair
If I were a sound, I'd be: the sound of your sweetheart whispering "i love u" in ur ear :)
If I were a material, I'd be: ?
If I were a taste, I'd be: desired
If I were a word, I'd be: sweet
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: a goofy one
If I were a shape, I'd be a: my boby shape
If I were a number, I'd be: 69
If I were a band, I'd be: evanescence to screw the chick, icp, twiztid, abk...no real preference
If i were a mythical creature, I'd be: mermaid or faery
If I were an item of clothing, I'd be: ring


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I AM:spyder
I HAVE: Scars
I MISS: Spike
I FEAR: normal ppl
I HEAR: Death
I SEARCH: For reality
I ALWAYS: Cry
I AM NOT: Happy
I CRY: myself to sleep
I WRITE: poems
I SEE: Lies
I NEED: Love
I FIND: Hate
I WANT: To be loved
I HAVE: To get away
I WISH: For truth
I LOVE: my man
I HATE: Everything
I MISS: Happiness
I FEAR: Everyone
I FEEL: Alone in this world
I HEAR: Lies
I SMELL: dead rosed
I CRAVE: The Truth
I SEARCH: For Honesty
I WONDER: If I have any real friends
I REGRET: Being born
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Faygo Flavors
Black Cherry Orange
Black Raspberry Peach
Cola* Pineapple Orange
Creme Soda Redpop*
Cherry Cola Rock and Rye
Fruit Punch Root Beer*
Ginger Ale Sensation
Grape Strawberry
Honeydew Mist St Nicks Cranberry
Jazzin Blues Berry St Nicks Cola
Kiwi Strawberry St Nicks Ginger Ale
Moonmist* Twist
Morning Mist

Diet Faygo Flavors
Diet Cherry Berry Diet Raspberry Creme
Diet Chocolate Creme Diet Redpop
Diet Cola Diet Rock and Rye
Diet Frosh Diet Root Beer*
Diet Ginger Ale Diet Seltzer Water
Diet Grape Diet Sensation
Diet Orange Diet Twist
Diet Pineapple Orange Diet Tonic Water

Non Carbonated Faygo
Ohana Lemon Iced Tea Ohana Fruit Punch
Ohana Lemonade Ohana Orange Punch
Ohana Mango Tango

Faygo Sparkling Water
Sparkling Grapefruit Sparkling Raspberry
Sparkling Lemon Lime Sparkling Water
Sparkling Orange
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I NEVER
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(_) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(X) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(X) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(X) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(_) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(_) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(X) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(_) I NEVER BEEN SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(x) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(X) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(_) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
(X) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(_) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(_) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(X) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(X) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(X) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(x) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(X) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(X) I NEVER BEEN SKYDIVING
(x) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPSTER DIVING
(_) I NEVER PUT MY PANTS ON MY HEAD RANDOMLY
(x) I NEVER WALKED IN ON FRIENDS HAVING SEX
(X) I NEVER WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS HAVING SEX
(X) I NEVER HAVE BEEN CAUGHT HAVING SEX
(X) I NEVER EGGED A PT CRUISER OR HONDA ELEMENT (SHEIST BOX)
(_) I NEVER LIED JUST TO COVER MY OWN ASS
(_) I NEVER CUT SOMEONE AND MADE THEM BLEED
(X) I NEVER BEAT UP A GIRL...most girls are pathetic



 

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The Sex Poem
Roses are red Pickles are green
I love your legs and what's between

i like your style I like your class
but most of all i like your ass

I'm a cool girl in a cool town
It takes a real mother fucker to put me down

Kissing is a sport
fucking is a game
guys get all the pleasure
girls get all the pain

The guy says "I love you"
you beleive it's true
Nine months later he says "hell with you"

The baby is Bastard
the mother is a whore
all this wouldn't have happened if the rubber hadn't torn

Sex is when a guys communication
meets a girl's information
To increase the population
for a younger generation
Do you get the information
Or do you need a demonstration?

Roses are red
Violets are corny
When i think of you
Ooh baby I get horny

Eat me,
Beat me
Bite me
Blow me
Suck me
Fuck me
Very slowly!
If you kiss me don't sassy, use your tounge and make it nasty!!
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               ****Poop List****

GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.

CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.

WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.

SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.

POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.

LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.

GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.

DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.

CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.

GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.

SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.

WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!
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