A MAN DIED AND WENT TO HEAVEN.AS HE STOOD IN THE FRONT OF ST.PETER AT THE PEARLY GATES, HE SAW A HUGE WALL OF CLOCKS BEHIND HIM.HE ASKED,"WHAT ARE ALL THOSE CLOCKS?"



ST.PETER ANSWERED,"THOSE ARE LIE-CLOCKS.EVERYONE ON EARTH HAS A LIE-CLOCK.EVERYTIME OU LIE THE HANDS ON YOUR CLOCK WILL MOVE."



"OH,"SAID THE MAN."AND WHOSE CLOCK IS THAT?"



"THAT'S MOTHER TEREASA'S. THE HANDS HAVE NEVER MOVED, INDECATING THAT SHE HAS NEVER TOLD A LIE."



"INCREDIBLE,"SAID THE MAN."AND WHOSE CLOCK IT THAT ONE?"



ST.PETER RESPONDED,"THAT'S ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S CLOCK.THE HANDS HAVE MOVED TWICE, TELLING US THAT ABE TOLD ONLY TWO LIES IN HIS ENTIRE LIFE."



"WHERE'S BUSH'S CLOCK?" ASKED THE MAN.



"BUSH'S CLOCK IS IN JESUS'S OFFICE.HE'S USING IT AS A CELLING FAN."