1) When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
[2)] When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
[3)] When you smile - I will know that you finally had sex.
[4)] When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance i get.
[5)] When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.
[6)] When you are confused - I will use little words.
[7)] When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
[8)] When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
[9)] When you need someone to talk to - I'll put you on hold. I never get a word in edgewise anyways.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
ok i feel better now
oh did i mention schools out yeaaah
ok well lets see today is sunday and i've been recovering from an intresting cold, i think i caught it on friday so i i'm lucky it will go away.