Stolen off [Beki in Wonderland]'s ET diary! XD it amused me so i thought i'd have a go at it!
1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & current car),
Ember Saphira (O___O I prefer Lexxi Scuzz tbh!)
2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fave ice cream flavor, favorite cookie),
Cookie Dough Shortbread (roflmao!!!)
3. YOUR "FLY Guy/Girl" NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name)
A-Par (sounds like a golfing term >.<)
4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal),
Blue Wolf (hehe cool! X3)
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Eva St.Albans (O____o i would hate to be called that! *kills middle name*)
6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)
Resal (DL!!! that amuses me waaay too much! XD)
7. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The" + 2nd favorite color, favorite drink),
The Red Rum (oh yes! XD The Red rum saves the day!)
8. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers),
Jim Pop (My grandad and my great grandad's names my other grandad walked out on my dad when he was 3 and i have just realised neither of those are my granddad's real names.. if i was using their real names i'd be James Lewis.. but Jim Pop is cooler!)
9. STRIPPER NAME: ( the name of your favorite perfume/cologn
Davidoff Humbug (ROFL!)
10.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's & father's middle names ),
Lavina Edward (*dies*)
11. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (Your 5th grade teacher's last name, a major city that starts with the same letter),
Dunstall Dublin (remind me never to become a weather woman)
12. SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday
Winter Orchid (sounds like a good name for a book.)
13. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you're wearing right now + "ie" or "y")
Strawberry Jeansy (XD i like that!)
14. HIPPY NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree),
Latte Silver Birch (sounds like an American Indian name to me!)
15. YOUR ROCKSTAR TOUR NAME: ("The" + Your fave hobby/craft, fave weather element + "Tour"),
The Writing Snowstorm Tour... (ugh)
hello people! I am going to spazz and die now coz Heroes is amazing! I just watched the latest ep on Three and i was like ZOMG!! *dies* I still fangirl Peter and Hiro so much and i love the new trampy guy that has appeared.. okay non of that is spoilers and i'm going to stop rambling before i do spoil the plot for anyone as Three is about 2 eps ahead of BBC 2 now.. or 1 w/e other channel they show it on! X3 and I'm also going to spazz because i've been the happiest these last couple of days that i've been in ages! =D which is fan-fabulous! I've made a decision that is selfish to hell and i am loving it! XD Plus Josh is out of my life for good. As far as i'm concerned he's dead to me and good riddence i say! Now this is making me seem a horrible person i know but i'm one of those easy going people that is always thinking about making others happy and how they feel and bottling up my own feelings so i go through really depressed stages and talk to no one about them.. and blah blah blah really. Right now i have no close friends but i don't mind! It's so much better now i can just be myself and i've hung out with so many cool people these last couple of days i think that maybe i'm perfectly happy with my life and whats happening it.. which i haven't been for so long. I spent too much of my time worrying about other people that it actually built up on me so much i spent more time wanting to kill myself than i did having fun! But this is a new year (school year) and a new leaf and i'm grabbing it by the horns. I'm not going to worry about having close friends. I have people i can chat to and in 2 to 3 years i'll be off to uni anyways! I need to knuckle down thoough coz i have my eyes set on cambridge doing architecture and there is a 1 in 12 acceptance rate. So i've taken 5 AS levels and i really need to get As in all of them. I'm starting to feel the pressure but i'm taking it in my stride and i'm going to get organised this weekend! (For real! :o) lol
Anyways i have no idea what i am rambling about and th future's boring i need to copy out some notes for Matt and hit the hay.. actually no i'm going to do something for my brother.. coz he asked me too.. and i love him really. Thats the other thing i'm majorly close to my family at the moment! My dad's away alot and my mum get's really upset by it.. i mean i cna cope but i am stupidly independant it has been said! For example in the next month i think i'm seeing him for an hour this sunday and thats it.. o__O so yeah.. i'm having to do more work at home.. alot more responsibility but i feel i've grown up alot and i can cope! =D I'm actually enjoying being relied upon by my mum! It gives me a feeling of worth! XD
Anyhoo.. i'm off to potter the net write those notes and do that thing (it's art based so you never know i mmight upload it to here or DA depending on how it turns out!)
Arrr! I be commendeering this from [Beki in Wonderland]!!
I'm a Fabulous Pornstar who will do anything for sex!! hehe ROFL!!
Now you try!
1st letter of 1st name
A- Fabulous
B-Gorgeous
C-Pretty
D-Popular
E-Gangster
F-Girly
G-Dyke
H-Sweet
I-Retarded
j-Emotional
K-Lovely
L-Beautiful
M-Slutty
N-Preppy
O-Hot
P-Gay
Q-Punky
R-Hot
S-Sexy
T- Very Sexy
U-Ugly
V-Wonderful
W-Geeky
X-Bitchy
Y-Under-apprec
Z-Over-appreci
Now the Third letter in your middle name (if you dont have one use your last name):
A-pornstar
B- skank
C-Bitch
D-Obsesser
E-Fucker
F-Retard
G-Queen
H-Slut
I-Girl
J-Goth
K-Nerd
L-Motherfucker
M-Sex machine
N-Alcoholic
O-Geek
P-Babe
Q-Crackwhore
R- Beauty queen
S-Prince (ess)
T-Whore
U-Cry Baby
V-Jackass
W-Punk
X-Scardy Cat
Y-Coward
Z-Chocoholic
Now What Color Is the Shirt You Are Wearing:
Red- Who's Good With My Hands
purple- Who Looks At Porn 24/7
Orange- Who Likes It In The Butt
Yellow- Who Wants To Have Sex With You
Green- Who will do anything for Sex
Pink- Who Will Rock Your World
blue- Who wants to fuck everyday
White- Who everyone wants to screw
Brown- Who Wears Big Sunglasses
Black- Who Will Do Anything For Crack
Gray- who gives great head
None-who is a beast in bed
NOW REPOST THIS WITH THE NAME & STATEMENT YOU GOT
BEGINNING WITH " I'm a
I'm freeezing! lol may be because i'm sitting around in my pirate costume but the cold air coming out of the chimney doesn't help! So i'm going to snuggle into my nice new bed! X3
lol just 2 things to mention about today: The bus-pass incident! I thought i'd lost my discount card for the bus and me and neil were looking everywhere for it. Then the bus came so i decided i'd just have to hope i had enough money! Guess what? As i got on the bus i found it! where you ask? not somewhere normal.. noo that'd be too easy.. it was up my sleeve -__- i meant wtf?? why do i keep putting stuff up my sleeve? I always find stuff i've lost there and i don't even notice i've done it!
2) my mum said they have jobs going in Tesco on a tuesday and friday so i'm going to get an application form tomorrow! =D yay! More money! and BOA ticket soon too! X3
So yeah loving life! Pictures and/or vid of pirate day to come tomorrow! Tarrah!
Love ya! xxx
short ramble as i am exhausted and lacking in rum... bah. i need more before wednesday.
Jack made me laugh he said to me tonight (he's 7 i was babysitting)"I hope i still know you when i'm a famous footballer. I should do. I want you to babysit my kids if i have any." I was like o___O aww... but i'm going to be in my 30s by the time he has kids.. 9 years age difference... o__O i shall have kids of my own. hehe! bless
Now to get off the pc and go to bed.. i blame matt... he talks to me waaay too much and is a night dweller as well >.<
Why hello there!! I'm doing crap all!! XD i have homework and i have to clean my bedroom floor but i'm arsed with any of it.. i might go do it after this ramble.. the after that i need to finish my VERY late BOA ramble for ET and ramble about school. It doesn't particularly matter coz i'm doing an all nighter then going to chester to drink a bit.. and then babysitting and then more not sleeping and then waking up and going "ugggh" XD that is my plan for the weekend! Should be fun!
I stayed out after school today and bianca was there and we had a conversation.. Beki was off "sucking face" (I <3 that expression) with josh (ex) and she was asking me how i felt about the whole thing coz she felt really uncomfortable! Which made me laugh and want to give her a hug.. it was really weird though.. she thought i'd be all.. i dunno uncomfortable being around but i didn't.. infact if anything i'm relieved. He's been annoying the hell out of me.. i dunno what it is but i really don't like him anymore and i regret going out with him but now i don't have to worry about it! ^__^ which is good! So yeah.. i'm not bothered... i've been ALOT happier than i have in ages since i split with Josh and started 6th form all i need now is the right guy and i'd say life is pretty perfect for me! X3
And Amy bit my wrist to prove it made your fingers tingle and now it's all swollen! XD I bit her back though XD which is cool.. XD And LOTS of new 6th form friends! =D wahhooooo! I am LOVING life! Fo sho!!! XD
Okay something else that i found VERY amusing:
http://pown.al
roflcakes! XD XD *dies* yeah and does anyone else think the green one looks kinda penis shaped??
ROFLMAO!!!! FOCROFADLIAC!!
1] find a penny, pick it up, and all the day you'll...
have a stupid penny.
have good luck!
have dirt on your fingers.
be an idiot.
ooh... shiny...
2] an apple a day...
isn't a bad idea.
is all you need to launch an ongoing air missile war.
keeps the doctor away...
must be polished until shiny.
is redundant.
3] life is like...
a box of chocolates.
flying fish. :D
a big, unsatisfying waste of time.
death. only backwards.
a winter sunrise.
4] do unto others...
lots and lots.
as you would have them do unto you.
or pie.
quickly, before they have a chance to do it to you first.
what you can't do for yourself.
5] time flies...
like an arrow. fruit flies like a banana.
when you're having fun.
in the face of danger.
when you want it to stop.
and life moves on for everyone still living.
6] when in doubt...
lob a second grenade.
run away!
poke it.
think about it. The answer will come to you.
listen to your instincts.
7] the early bird...
*bang*
catches the worm.
sings the most beautiful song.
is paranoid enough to avoid the other birds.
has pretty feathers?
8] you laugh because I'm different, I laugh because...
ahahaha.. hahahahehehah-
you're all the same.
you're not laughing anymore, now, are you.
I had too much to drink.
I don't want to be left out. ...[stop laughing!]
9] you can attract...
more honey paper with flies. :D
more flies with sugar.
those missing dryer socks with static electricity...
more bullets with friendly fire.
me if you make up poetry about me. >>
10] good things...
come to those who wait.
seem to avoid me like the plague.
I'm good things!
are out there. But don't worry, I'm stalking them.
can happen to good people.
11] what doesn't kill you...
is just toying with you.
makes you stronger.
should be petted until fluffy.
hurts you anyway.
is usually responsible for what does.
link: http://onnacha
I was a pixie X3
Here's sometyhing no one wants to know... I have the worst stomach cramps EVER any guy that thinks being a girl is easy has alot to learn.. or not learn as the case may be.. but on the upside i'm not pregnant and i can be happy knowing i didn't break my 101 festival rule.. although right now i'd take the baby.. ugh *dies* and an early morning tomorrow *cries* i want to bury myself somewhere.. thats a nice happy thought isn't it? I couldn't even have a lazy day today.. it went something like: get up, drink coffee, start feeling like crap, want to go back to bed, mother decides we have to go into town, buy paint (-____-), eat lunch, start decorating, finally get to go on pc.
blergh! thats all i can say and i can't be bothered getting off the laptop now.. so peh. I can't wait till we get the wireless installed and i can sit in my new bed (once my room is done) and go on the net *daydreams* anyways yeah.. yesterday isn't really worth mentioning except that if you're in manchester and get a chance to see the Dr Who exhibit it is really worth it!! I LOVED it!!!! XD that is all.
Today was a good day! ^_^ *nods* i'm no longer broke becuase my gran sent me £100 because of my GCSE results and i got my allowence! Which is great i should be working more too now which means i won't be spending as much and i'll have more money coming in! Plus my mum owes me £90. We went to chester (my family) with my uncle, aunt and cousins and did some shopping so i've got everything for school and i bought myself a new belt. I got a pair of jeans too, my only other two pairs got wrecked at BOA but they're not quite right so i have to back and swap them.. which may mean a shopping trip with my friends next week! *dances*
What else? well my laptop arrived today! So i'm testing it out at the moment, i'm on cable internet not wireless becuase my dad needs to get the wireless installed.. but meh! X3 i love this laptop! It's shiny! XD Oh and i'm going to Danny's housewarming on Saturday hopefully Beki will be coming too and then her and Danny will stay over saturday night! My mum's said it's okay so i just need to tell Beki and confirm with Danny! But it's all good i'm even excited about getting back to school and 6th form on wednesday! It should be alot of fun and after 3 months off i'm kinda ready to stop lazing around gaining weight! lol so yeah and i'll be able to start a proper diet too if i'm at school!
Anyways thats all for now i have to answer messages and install software and stuff *sigh* lol! XD
Bloodstock! *dies* bloodstock 2007 GO SEE! XD
I banged a homeless guy because I have AMAZING boobs
LMFAO! XD XD
You try now.
pick the month you were born in
1 - I banged
2 - I killed
3 - I ran shirtless with
4 - I raped
5 - I killed
6 - I cuddled with
7 - I needed
8 - I ate out
9 - I ran naked with
10 - I stabbed
11 - I slept with
12- I smoked with
Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 - the kool-aid man
02 - you
03 - a pornstar
04 - a toothbrush
05 - a horse
06 - a bag of weed
07 - a prostitute
08 - your mom
09 - a jew
10 - a homo
11 - the trojan man
12 - Paris Hilton
13 - a whore
14 - a cat
15 - a pickle
16 - paris hilton
17 - a bisexual
18 - a dog
19 - an orange
20 - a crackhead
21 - a bowl of cereal
22 - a easter egg
23 - my ex
24 - a condom
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a lesbian
27 - a homeless guy
28 - a french fry
29 - your dealer
30 - a stripper
31 - Ur grandma
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im sexy
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm beautiful
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs
I didn't go to chester i slept in by accident! >.< lol but on the plus side i'll have been payed by the time i go next week! =D more money! yay!
I did go for a long walk.. it was ALOT of fun! I'll put pictures up soon *nods*
Oh and i split up with my boyfriend (i dumped him) and i feel so relieved not to have to worry all the time about whether i'm going out with him for the wrong reasons. I didn't realise until now how much it was weighing over my head. I'm sorry if any of you think i'm a bitch.. i probbably am but that aside i always think that if you're not a bit selfish in relationships you get stuck doing everything for the other person and being miserable yourself. I talked to him about it a couple of weeks back but nothing changed it didn't get better so i got out. Thats just me.
I'M GOING TO CHESTER TOMORROW!!! lol XD
on the spurr of the moment i'm going to go have my nose pierced and meet up with some friends and.. cheh.. just have a good time with a different crowd of people.. i need to do something without plannig it and arranging. I have chantelle's number so i'm going to text her when my nose is done and go meet up with her and hopefully cal and gemma and people! ^_^
I have nothing of relevance to say except i love my EP house.. it's very uncluttered and to the pointg! =D yay.. although i need to write a bit about me.. at the moment i just sound like some myvi obsessed ninja loon.. which is mostly true!
ZOMG!! The Anti-Prom It rawked so much! well what i can remember of it did! X3
wow i actually have quite a few diray entries here.. o___O i don't rant much on EP.. but seeming as the libary pc is being nice nad letting me online i might as well have a ramble. That and [Beki in Wonderland] missed her bus and won't be meeting me till about 12:30.. so peh! ^__^
OMG!! i had issues last night.. hyper and mellowed out on rum. So yeah.. you know how i can tell? I said i'm going to bed coz it's s:so instead of 3:30 (am) -_- i'm amazed i managed to type anything of worth.. anyways back to revision i guess!
Copy and pasted from ET (coz i'm lazy! XD)
*is trying not to yell and scream and bounce off walls as parents are asleep and are likely to kill if woken*
<.< yeah.. explination? right? well whether you want one or not you're getting one.. so woop de doo! *dances* okay.. in the spirit of things..
fine thanks i enyojed your photo so iwant meet you .... i am in msn messanger now my email adress yalniz_ferdi@h
... i have several problems with this message..
1)he enjoyed my photo? I DO NOT want to know how he was "enjoying" my photos... PERVERT.
2)meet me? yeah he wishes.. 1st i don't meet people i'm not friends with and 2nd i don't want to end up one of those lost rape victims.. so no thank you.
3)he is in messenger? I would be worried.. something is seriously wrong if he managed to fit in a computerised messaging programme.
4) NO under no circumstances do i give a person my msn after 2 messages.. especially not if it's after a message like that..
*shakes head* I need to find a "I do not want to be harassed be strange guys who care about nothing but sex." sign.