[It was just my imagination.]'s diary

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Written about Saturday 2007-06-16
Written: (6371 days ago)
Next in thread: 101011

WOo... a great night and breakfast.. damn kili I didnt know you were into that.. (SOOOO PLAYING) X]

101001  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2007-06-16
Written: (6371 days ago)

I was described by steven! woo..

Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ]Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:
wah.. lookit me.. im rambling again..

we shot the piano player says:
not at all

Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ]Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:
not at all?

we shot the piano player says:
you werent babbleing in the least

Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ]Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:
*nods* I so was

we shot the piano player says:
you were shareing very important things!

Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ]Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:
I was?

we shot the piano player says:
yes, verymuch so

Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ]Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:
what was so important about it?

we shot the piano player says:
it really helps me to get inside your head
we shot the piano player says:
you are somewhat of an enigma to me

Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ]Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:
oh really?

we shot the piano player says:
absolutly

Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ]Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:
and whys that?

we shot the piano player says:
your so dark and brooding
we shot the piano player says:
and bright and cheeful
we shot the piano player says:
all at the same time

Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ]Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:
I like that though..
Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ]Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:
no one knows what ill do next.. its like a surprise..

we shot the piano player says:
i love it

Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ]Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:
soo.. what did my memories let you know?

we shot the piano player says:
like many
we shot the piano player says:
you have a bad past
we shot the piano player says:
its taught you how dark the world is
we shot the piano player says:
yet
we shot the piano player says:
somehow you've managed to keep a bright outlook on life
we shot the piano player says:
always optimistic twords the future
we shot the piano player says:
like traped between a black past
we shot the piano player says:
and awhite future
we shot the piano player says:
like your always suspended in a twilit state of mind
we shot the piano player says:
i can save i've never met someone quite like that

Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ]Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:
*lightly smiles*

we shot the piano player says:
just such a strong spirit
we shot the piano player says:
it makes me proud to call myself your friend

Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ]Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:
*smiles and looks down*

we shot the piano player says:
i swear i speak the truth

Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ]Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:
ya... I know.

we shot the piano player says:
i
we shot the piano player says:
i hope that didnt offend you in any way

Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ]Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:
you didnt hun...
Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ]Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:
just made me think about myself is all..
Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ]Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:
to honestly tell you.. I think the way I am is a good thing..

we shot the piano player says:
it's a sad thing
we shot the piano player says:
it it most certainly has made you stronger

Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ]Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:
ya.. a lot of people tell me that.. georges words were "even though you let people walk all over you.. you stronger then most could ever want to be".. its a good thing to me I believe..

we shot the piano player says:
no question

Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ]Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:
*lightly nods*

we shot the piano player says:
*smiles* your definatly one to learn from

Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ]Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:
I guess so...

we shot the piano player says:
well i know so

Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ]Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:
you do?

we shot the piano player says:
i'm certain

Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ]Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:
im not so sure
w
e shot the piano player says:
you shouldnt doubt yourself
we shot the piano player says:
that is a rather bad chink in your armor

Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ]Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:
me.. armour?

we shot the piano player says:
self doubts are cracks in your spirit,
we shot the piano player says:
your far to stong to allow cracks

Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ]Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:
*lightly smiles* everyone has self doubt...
Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ]Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:
I cant help it

we shot the piano player says:
but your special
Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ]Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:
*lightly blushes*

we shot the piano player says:
you have a greater soul than any self doubter I know

100951  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2007-06-14
Written: (6373 days ago)

this is how stupid danelle and I are..
D="Ballin'" l.o.l. .... Ya No Creo En El Amor  says:
me=Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ] Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:

"Ballin'" l.o.l. .... Ya No Creo En El Amor  says:
he was saying a bunch of crap and i jus said "damn ur so violent. i think i like it"
"Ballin'" l.o.l. .... Ya No Creo En El Amor  says:
hahaha lmao/

Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ]Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:
hahaha nice!!

"Ballin'" l.o.l. .... Ya No Creo En El Amor  says:
yea
"Ballin'" l.o.l. .... Ya No Creo En El Amor  says:
koo well big dawg

Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ]Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:
ya

"Ballin'" l.o.l. .... Ya No Creo En El Amor  says:
ye
"Ballin'" l.o.l. .... Ya No Creo En El Amor  says:
u kno i love ya

Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ]Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:
ya ya I know..

"Ballin'" l.o.l. .... Ya No Creo En El Amor  says:
fine well

Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ]Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:
well what?

"Ballin'" l.o.l. .... Ya No Creo En El Amor  says:
idk

Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ]Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:
lol okeis

"Ballin'" l.o.l. .... Ya No Creo En El Amor  says:
yepo

Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ]Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:
*poke*

"Ballin'" l.o.l. .... Ya No Creo En El Amor  says:
oww. *poke*

Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ]Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:
*poke poke* dont say oww you heffa...

"Ballin'" l.o.l. .... Ya No Creo En El Amor  says:
what? me a heffa? girl u b crazy

Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ]Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:
I know..

"Ballin'" l.o.l. .... Ya No Creo En El Amor  says:
i aint no heffa.

Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ]Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:
tigga puhlease!

"Ballin'" l.o.l. .... Ya No Creo En El Amor  says:
yo, youz no one ta tell me dat

Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ]Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:
girl..

"Ballin'" l.o.l. .... Ya No Creo En El Amor  says:
shu,

Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ]Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:
*snaps* oh no you din'int

"Ballin'" l.o.l. .... Ya No Creo En El Amor  says:
oh yes i did

Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ]Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:
oh no you din'int

"Ballin'" l.o.l. .... Ya No Creo En El Amor  says:
oh yes i did girlfriend

Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ]Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:
oh no!

"Ballin'" l.o.l. .... Ya No Creo En El Amor  says:
yessir

Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ]Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:
haha nice
Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ]Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:
D real nice!

"Ballin'" l.o.l. .... Ya No Creo En El Amor  says:
i kno, its cuz im a G

Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ]Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:
shure
"Ballin'" l.o.l. .... Ya No Creo En El Amor  says:
forreal cuz im Ballin

Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ]Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:
TO THE LEFT!!!

"Ballin'" l.o.l. .... Ya No Creo En El Amor  says:
yeah well im poppin ma colla

Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ]Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:
good..
Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ]Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:
and some height to ya!

Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ]Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:
jp

"Ballin'" l.o.l. .... Ya No Creo En El Amor  says:
yeah i kno its good. no its great

Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ]Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:
sure!

"Ballin'" l.o.l. .... Ya No Creo En El Amor  says:
yeah
"Ballin'" l.o.l. .... Ya No Creo En El Amor  says:
fo sho it be

Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ]Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:
yeeea yeeea
Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ]Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:
damn!! people keep telling me they wanna slap my ass today!! wtf is up!?

"Ballin'" l.o.l. .... Ya No Creo En El Amor  says:
oh yeah ash i forgot to tell u i wanna slap your ass today
"Ballin'" l.o.l. .... Ya No Creo En El Amor  says:
jk
"Ballin'" l.o.l. .... Ya No Creo En El Amor  says:
jk

Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ]Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:
ha! thanks.. 

"Ballin'" l.o.l. .... Ya No Creo En El Amor  says:
jk

Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ]Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:
ya ya I know

"Ballin'" l.o.l. .... Ya No Creo En El Amor  says:
bored

Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ]Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:
haha

"Ballin'" l.o.l. .... Ya No Creo En El Amor  says:
ash dont be s.illy ok? u need to wrap ur willy

Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ]Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:
ok ok ok ok ok danelle I wont be silly, ill wrap my willy

"Ballin'" l.o.l. .... Ya No Creo En El Amor  says:
yeah u betta

Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ]Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:
I will
Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ]Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:
gots ta protect myself with all them girlies ya know..
Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ]Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:
im a player...fo real..

"Ballin'" l.o.l. .... Ya No Creo En El Amor  says:
u'se a playa n ima G.

Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ]Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:
fo sho'

"Ballin'" l.o.l. .... Ya No Creo En El Amor  says:
word

Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ]Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:
*nods*

"Ballin'" l.o.l. .... Ya No Creo En El Amor  says:
*flashes gang sign* flashes gang sign*

Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ]Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:
BIG PIMPIN'!

"Ballin'" l.o.l. .... Ya No Creo En El Amor  says:
Fo Sho Dog
"Ballin'" l.o.l. .... Ya No Creo En El Amor  says:
im bored B

Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ]Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:
me too D

"Ballin'" l.o.l. .... Ya No Creo En El Amor  says:
cuz im pimpin 

Xx||CantYouSee¿?SometimesYourWordsJust[h¥pÑ؆iZΣ]Me 'CauseGodItJustFeelsSoGood//X says:
yeeeeaa yeeeea

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Written about Wednesday 2007-06-13
Written: (6374 days ago)
Next in thread: 100855

to much pretazone!(and benadryl from earlier) wooo....... *holds stomach* it actually kind of hurts though.. and I have a fever... and I'm shakey, lightheaded and achey... I cant see well... my throat feels funny, It hurts to breath.....moms thinking about taking me to the hospital...

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Written about Monday 2007-06-11
Written: (6376 days ago)

Here ya go killa.
...Ever wake up knowing that something was goin to happen?...And not a good something?..The sun seems dimmer and the cold engulfs you? Blankets have no warmth? Silence is everywhere and even with heavenly voices trailing to the skies you cant hear them? All music no matter what kind, seems slow and depressing and the faces of people have no life, have no feeling? You get hurt and cant feel the pain? Someone tells you something unbelieveably great yet it dosent register in your brain as wonderful?...You look at everyone differently and people get worried with your sudden change?...

for which part was it ki?

100575  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2007-06-07
Written: (6380 days ago)

Eric eric eric eric eric.... mmmm...... Dani's bf

Hung out with him, THREE days out of six months and I cant stand him.
(three days are: new years eve, one night when I was hanging with dani and he came over cause his ex was going to his house and when we went to the fair.. count em.. how many?.. yeah three right?)
So today.. I went over to Dani's 'cause I mean.. we ARE best friends and everything (9 years)
and I hadn't seen or heard from her in a month 'cause he didn't want us talking to eachother..(fuckin controling bass tard)
So she tells me stuff.. which I can't repeat..
But then he starts textin', askin' what we are doing and shit like that 'cause hes a whiney pussy (there I came out and said it!)
So Manuel (my other best friend, Hes like my brother, known him just as long) starts textin' Eric just to talk and maybe get Eric to shut up 'cause me and Dani were talking.. So Eric calls D and she tells him she cant really talk 'cause I was over.. which I was SOOO fine with thank you..
so he texts her again saying "What the hell is going on over there? you sounded suspicious on the phone"
*rollseyes* so I grabbed Mannys phone and texted Eric
"its ash.. we are just talking.. so stop being so insecure cause we aren't doing anything wrong ok?"
Yes it may of come off a little bitchy but i was already mad at him for things D had told me..
so he goes
"Dont you dare talk to me like that fuckin little girl, you best mind your own fuckin business"
it made me laugh.. like literally I busted up then I told him it was my business 'cause shes my best friend for fuck sakes..
so then he started blowing up Dani's phone telling her "that fuckin little bitch needs to mind her own business" and that I'm pissing him off
I told him that if he had a problem with me to tell me instead of bitch at Dani

I would have SO much more respect for him if he came to me with his problems twords me. Even if he was cussing my brains out, screaming and yelling at me.. atleast he came to me instead of dragging D into the middle of mine and his arguements..You know?..

so I told Dani.. that I wasnt afraid of him and to tell him that next time he starts talking about me (She said he talks about me and stuff when she mentions me) and if he wants to bitch to someone to bitch to me 'cause I'd like to hear what he has to say.

I really really really wanna just tell the PMS'ing insecure asshole that he needs to stop being a prick.. and if he lays one more finger on Dani (she passes out.. and he'll slap her till she brusies) that I'll cut his head off...

100547  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2007-06-06
Written: (6381 days ago)

I TOTTALLY agree with dani's father at this moment..

I intensely intensely dislike eric with a passion of a thousand men >.<

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Written about Monday 2007-06-04
Written: (6384 days ago)

he just upgraded himself from

"Stain boy!....super-hero"

to "Captin Stain Boy!....super-avenger"

*shakes head* hes...hes lost it..

100404  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2007-06-03
Written: (6384 days ago)

My dad has named himself stain boy

"Is that a spot? Is that a spill?
No! It's Stain Boy!....super-hero

Able to leap tall hotdogs in a single bound"


and people ask me why I'm weird?????

100306  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2007-06-01
Written: (6386 days ago)

AHHH FUCK ME SIDEWAYS!!! *flails arms* I GOT IT UHH HUH!! *dances* doo doo dooo doo dooodoooo DOOOOOO doo its mine.. thats really selfish, I know.. but its mine.. its mine uhh huh.. thats right..

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Written about Tuesday 2007-05-29
Written: (6389 days ago)

*dances* na na na na na nana anannanananaaaaaaa
ive started another bottle collection
so far ive got!

jack daniels
boones farm
novosta
smirnoff
gatonegro
b&j
barcardi
and coke... yay coke
oo and this new pretty bottle of imported sauza gold
and Malibu coconut rum...
And Mikes hard...
*dances more*

100132  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2007-05-29
Written: (6389 days ago)

*Waves arms around like an idiot* HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY LOOK HERE!!! *Bright pink and green neon arrow with confetti*


guess...what..?

99981  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2007-05-26
Written: (6392 days ago)


My descent is the story of everyman
I am hatred, darkness and despair
My descent is the story of everyman
I am hatred, darkness and despair

Evoked and entertained through centuries
Wrathful and sullen -- Dormant still

The ferocity pervades everywhere
Waiting to be released at last
Hear my offering
Ye bastard sons and daughters
Share my sacrifice
Share my sacrifice.

My descent is the story of everyman
I am hatred, darkness and despair
My descent is the story of everyman
I am hatred, darkness and despair

Reconcile not with the fear of the snake
But embrace it as your own
Inject its venom into your veins
And replant the seed that gives growth
Still shrouded in mystery
Until you arise above perception
A veil of ignorance is in motion
Continuing throughout generations

(A veil of ignorance is in motion
Continuing throughout multiple generations
Let me be the one that deliver you from the deceit
And back into perfect accordance with the laws of nature)

The snake is notoriously tempting
But the snake is fair
What is worse than not knowing?
To live or disappear?

The ferocity pervades everywhere
Waiting to be released at last
Hear my offering
Ye bastard sons and daughters
Share my sacrifice
Share my sacrifice

99727  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2007-05-22
Written: (6396 days ago)

Alrighty peoples.. tomorrow at 4 im gonna leave till next tuesday.. ill come on everyonce and a while but im gonna try not to..

98072  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2007-04-09
Written: (6439 days ago)

Purple Unicorn: Hey, Charlie… Hey Charlie wake up
Pink Unicorn: Yeah Charlie, You silly sleepy head wake up!
Charlie: Oh god you guys. This better be pretty freakin’ important. Is the meadow on fire?
Purple Unicorn: No Charlie, We found a map to Candy Mountain. Candy Mountain Charlie.
Pink Unicorn: Yeah Charlie! We’re going to candy mountain. Come with us Charlie!
Purple Unicorn: Yeah Charlie! It will Be an adventure! We’re going on an adventure Charlie!
Charlie: YEAH! Candy Mountain right…I’m just gunna you know… Go back to sleep now.
Purple Unicorn: NOOOOOOOOOOO!! Charlie!!! you have to come with us to Candy Mountain
Pink Unicorn: Yeah Charlie, Candy Mountain… It’s a land of sweets and joy and joyness!
Charlie: Please stop bouncing on me!
Purple Unicorn: Candy Mountain Charlie!!
Pink Unicorn: Yeah Candy Mountain
Charlie: Alright Fine!! I’ll go with you to Candy Mountain!
Purple & Pink: LA LAAAA LAAA LAAAL LA ALAAA
Charlie: Enough with the singing already.
Purple Unicorn: Our first stop is over there Charlie!
Charlie: Oh god what is that!?!
Purple Unicorn: It’s a leoplurodon Charlie
Pink Unicorn: A magical Leoplurodon
Purple Unicorn: It’s gonna guide our way to Candy Mountain!
Charlie: Alright Guys you do know that there is actual Candy Mountain right?
Purple Unicorn: SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER!!!
Pink Unicorn: SHHHHHUUUUUNNN
Purple Unicorn: SSSSSHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUNNN!!!!!
Charlie: Yeah??
Liopleurodon: (funny noises!)
Purple Unicorn: It has spoken!!
Pink Unicorn: It has told us the way!!!!
Charlie: It didn’t say anything!
Purple Unicorn: It’s just over this bridge Charlie
Pink Unicorn: This magical bridge of hope and wonder!!
Charlie: Is anyone else getting like covered in splinters? Seriously guys we shouldn’t be on this thing.
Purple Unicorn: CHARLIEEEE, CHHHAAAARRRLLLIEEE, CHAAARRRLLLIIIEEE, CHHAAARRR-
Charlie: I’m right here what do u want!?!?
Purple Unicorn: We’re on a bridge Charlie!
Pink Unicorn: We’re Here!!!
Charlie: Well what do ya know? There’s actually a Candy Mountain!
Purple Unicorn: Candy Mountain! Candy Mountain… You fill me with sweet sugary goodness!
Pink Unicorn: Go inside the Candy Mountain Cave Charlie.
Purple Unicorn: Yeah Charlie! Go inside the cave. Magical wonders are to behold when you enter
Charlie: Yeah Arrrr… Thanks but no thanks I’m gunna just stay out here.
Pink Unicorn: But you have to enter the Candy Mountain Candy Cave Charlie!
Candy Mountain Song:
Oh when you’re down and you’re looking for some cheering up
Then just head right on up to the candy mountain cave
When you get inside you find yourself a cheery land
Such a happy and joy filled and perky merry land
They’ve got lollipops and gummidrops and candy things
Oh so many things that will brighten up your day
It’s impossible to wear a frown in candy town
It’s the mecca of lovely candy cave
They’ve got jellybeans and coconut with little hats
Candy rats, chocolate bats, it’s a wonderland of sweets
Buy the candy train to town and hear the candy band
Candy bells, it’s a treat, as they march across the land
Cherry ribbon stream across the sky and to the ground
Turn around, it astounds, it’s a dancing candy treat
In the candy cave imagination runs so free
So now Charlie wont you go into the cave
Charlie: Alright fine!! I’ll go into the freakin’ Candy Cave! This better be good!
Purple Unicorn: Goodbye Charlie!
Pink Unicorn: Yeah, Goodbye Charlie!
Charlie: Goodbye… What?!?!?! HEY WHATS GOIN ON HERE!?!? hello? Who is that?
(later)
Charlie: Ow…Oh god. What Happened? argh! They took my freakin’ kidney!

97888  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2007-04-07
Written: (6441 days ago)
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Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes.your.words.just [h¥pÑ؆iZΣ].me, La Femme Diable||x says:
hey sally... can i borrow your rubber ducky?? ?
Brandon says:
yup, but you'd better give it back, it's my only one
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes.your.words.just [h¥pÑ؆iZΣ].me, La Femme Diable||x says:
okies... i will....
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes.your.words.just [h¥pÑ؆iZΣ].me, La Femme Diable||x says:
i promise 
Brandon says:
whaddya need herbert for?
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes.your.words.just [h¥pÑ؆iZΣ].me, La Femme Diable||x says:
its a secret
Brandon says:
wel he'll tell me if you was mean to him
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes.your.words.just [h¥pÑ؆iZΣ].me, La Femme Diable||x says:
can....i... just have him please? *holds out hand*
Brandon says:
*wimpers* ok, here you go *hands over herbert*
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes.your.words.just [h¥pÑ؆iZΣ].me, La Femme Diable||x says:
Heheehee *evil smile*
Brandon says:
oh no!
Brandon says:
what did you do to herbert!?
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes.your.words.just [h¥pÑ؆iZΣ].me, La Femme Diable||x says:
nothing *pets herbert* see?
Brandon says:
oh, whew
Brandon says:
that grin scared me!
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes.your.words.just [h¥pÑ؆iZΣ].me, La Femme Diable||x says:
*slightly evil chuckle*
Brandon says:
I'm gonna pretend like I didn't hear that
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes.your.words.just [h¥pÑ؆iZΣ].me, La Femme Diable||x says:
heehee *sits on the floor*
Brandon says:
I likes my horsies too
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes.your.words.just [h¥pÑ؆iZΣ].me, La Femme Diable||x says:
no
Brandon says:
you dont?
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes.your.words.just [h¥pÑ؆iZΣ].me, La Femme Diable||x says:
nope
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes.your.words.just [h¥pÑ؆iZΣ].me, La Femme Diable||x says:
*crosses legs and starts talking like a little kid to herbert*
Brandon says:
mmmm
Brandon says:
I'm jealous now!
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes.your.words.just [h¥pÑ؆iZΣ].me, La Femme Diable||x says:
*tilts head and looks at you* why?
Brandon says:
cause I wanna play with herbert!
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes.your.words.just [h¥pÑ؆iZΣ].me, La Femme Diable||x says:
La LA lA LA La LA la lA
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes.your.words.just [h¥pÑ؆iZΣ].me, La Femme Diable||x says:
mommy... lookit... im burning *hair slides in front of face*
Brandon says:
huh?
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes.your.words.just [h¥pÑ؆iZΣ].me, La Femme Diable||x says:
la la la la la   la   la la la la l a     la
Brandon says:
is you burning yorself again?
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes.your.words.just [h¥pÑ؆iZΣ].me, La Femme Diable||x says:
no mommy
Brandon says:
good, I'd hate to ground you
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes.your.words.just [h¥pÑ؆iZΣ].me, La Femme Diable||x says:
but mommy... i didnt do anything wrong... its herberts fault.. hes been bad *slowly nods and has black evil eyes*
Brandon says:
oh everyone knows herbert can't burn things
Brandon says:
he's a duck!
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes.your.words.just [h¥pÑ؆iZΣ].me, La Femme Diable||x says:
oh mommy... your silly.... of course herbert can *smiles*
Brandon says:
but he's the innocent one..
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes.your.words.just [h¥pÑ؆iZΣ].me, La Femme Diable||x says:
noo *shakes head* he lied to you mommy... hes bad....*nods*
Brandon says:
that's it, you go to your room and think about what you said
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes.your.words.just [h¥pÑ؆iZΣ].me, La Femme Diable||x says:
but mommy.. i dont wanna... ive been a good girl.. its herberts fault.. hes been bad... dont you believe me mommy?
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes.your.words.just [h¥pÑ؆iZΣ].me, La Femme Diable||x says:
*puppy dog eyes*
Brandon says:
*sighs* ok, but don't let me find out you were doing it again
Xx||Cant you see¿?Sometimes.your.words.just [h¥pÑ؆iZΣ].me, La Femme Diable||x says:
*pets herbert* he said something bad is gonna happen to you mommy...

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