Your first three hints! Pop a cherry?
(1) I do Yoga and Tae Kwon Do.
(2) One word: CURRY.
(3) Jack Kerouac wrote in a novel once: "Isn't it true that you start your life a sweet child believing in everything under your father's roof? Then comes the day of the Laodiceans when you know you are wretched and miserable and poor and blind and naked, and with the visage of a gruesome grieving ghost you go shuddering through the nightmare of life." But come now, let's not be so cynical.