MAN-U MAN-U MAN-UNITED THEY ARE THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!
On the swing in the daylight
With all my friends who I care about
Though I swing on a summer’s day
Everything feels so cold as icy as it can be
The pain I feel you won’t understand
I tried my best to do everything I can
But all I got was twisted pains
Now all I feel is this emptiness inside
Thought I knew them
So well and hoped
To at least be friends
But that person is to in there own world to care
Expected so much more
But now feel sorry for them
To even stoop that low and use such words
Which only shows
They are not the person I knew
Just wish I could say goodbye
To someone who was so special to me
Everytime you go away
It actually kinda makes my day
Everytime you leave
You slam the door
You pick your words so carefully
You hate to think you're hurting me
You leave me laughing on
The floor
Cause I don't give it up, I don't give a damn
What you say about that
You know I don't give it up, I don't give a damn
What you say about that
You know I'm not gonna cry, about some stupid guy
A guy who thinks he's all that
I thought we were just hanging out
So why'd you kiss me on the mouth
You thought the way you taste
Would get me high
You went to all your friends to brag
Guys are always such a drag
Don't you know the reason that I kissed you was to
Say goodbye
Cause I don't give it up
I don't give a damn what you say about that
You know I don't give it up
I don't give a damn what you say about that
You know I'm not gonna cry about some stupid guy
A guy who thinks he's all that
Hanging hanging out, I am simply
Hanging hanging out, I am simply
Hanging so why'd you kiss me on the mouth?
Don't you know that I...
I don't give a damn about you
I won't give it up not for you
I don't give a damn about you
I won't give it up not for you
I'm not gonna cry about some stupid guy
A guy who thinks he's all that
I don't give it up
I don't give a damn what you say about that
You know I don't give it up
I don't give a damn what you say about that
I don't give it up
I don't give a damn what you say about that
You know I don't give it up
I don't give a damn what you say about that
G- Love is something you deeply believe in.
U- You are really layed back.
R- People think you are so sexy.
S-You have a big heart.
H- You have very good personality and looks.
A- Damn good in bed.
R- People think you are so sexy.
A- Damn good in bed.
N- One of the best in bed.
M- You never let ppl tell you what to do
A- Damn good in bed.
R- People think you are so sexy.
I- You have a big warm heart
A- Damn good in bed.
K- You like to try new things
H- You have very good personality and looks.
A- Damn good in bed.
I- You have a big warm heart
R- People think you are so sexy.
A- Damn good in bed.
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex on a piece of paper.
2. Which color is your favorite out of red, black, blue, green and yellow?
3. Your first initial
4. Your month of birth
5. Which color do you like most? Black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same gender as you.
7. Do you like California or Florida more?
8. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
9. Write down a realistic wish.
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THE ANSWERS
1. You are completely in love with this person
2. If you choose: RED - You are alert and your life is full of love. BLACK - You are conservative and aggressive GREEN - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back BLUE - You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love YELLOW - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down
3. If your initial is: A-K - You have a lot of love and friendship in your life L-R - You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom S-Z - You like to help others and your future love life looks very good
4. If you were born in: JAN.-MAR. - The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected APR.-JUNE - You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but with memories that will last forever JULY-SEPT. - You will have a great year and experience a major life changing experience for the good OCT.-DEC. - Your love life will not be too great, but eventually, you will find your soul mate
5. If you chose: BLACK - Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard for you at the time but it will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. WHITE - You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. If you chose: CALIFORNIA - You like adventure FLORIDA - You are laid back
8. If you chose: LAKE - You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. OCEAN - You are spontaneous and like to please people.
9. This wish will only come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN on your house within the next hour and it will come true before your next birthday!!!!!!
DIL NE YEH KAHA HAI DIL SE
dil ne yeh kaha hai dil se My heart has spoken this to your heart
muhabbat ho ga'ii hai tum se. I have fallen in love with you
dil ne yeh kaha hai dil se... My heart has spoken this to your heart...
muhabbat ho ga'ii hai tum se... I have fallen in love with you
merii jaan mere dilbar mera etbaar kar lo My life, my love, have faith in me
jitna beqaraar huu.n mai.n khud ko beqaraar kar lo Make yourself as restless with longing as I am
merii dhaDkano.n ko samjho Understand my heartbeat
tum bhii mujhse pyaar kar lo Fall in love with me as well
dil ne yeh kaha hai dil se My heart has spoken this to your heart
muhabbat ho ga'ii hai tum se I have fallen in love with you
merii jaan mere dilbar mera etbaar kar lo My life, my love, have faith in me
jitna beqaraar huu.n mai.n khud ko beqaraar kar lo Make yourself as restless with longing as I am
merii dhaDkano.n ko samjho Understand my heartbeat
tum bhii mujhse pyaar kar lo Fall in love with me too
dil ne yeh kaha hai dil se My heart has spoken this to your heart
muhabbat ho ga'ii hai tum se I have fallen in love with you
tum jo kah do to chaa.nd taaro.n ko toD laa'uu.nga mai.n If you tell me, I'll break off the moon and stars and bring them to you
in hawaao.n ko in ghaTaa'o.n ko moD laa'uu.nga mai.n I'll turn the wind and clouds and bring them
tum jo kah do to chaa.nd taaro.n ko toD laa'uu.nga mai.n If you tell me, I'll break off the moon and stars and bring them to you
in hawaao.n ko in ghaTaa'o.n ko moD laa'uu.nga mai.n I'll turn the wind and clouds and bring them
kaisa ma.nzar hai merii aa.nkho.n me.n kaisa ahasaas hai What is this I see before me; what sort of feeling is this?
paas dariya hai duur sahara hai phir bhi kyo.n pyaas hai Near me, the sea; in the distance, the desert; yet why do I thirst?
kadmo.n me.n jahaa.n yeh rakh duu.n I shall place this world at your feet
jitna beqaraar huu.n mai.n khud ko beqaraar kar lo Make yourself as restless with longing as I am
merii dhaDkano.n ko samjho Understand my heartbeat
tum bhii mujhse pyaar kar lo Love me as well
dil ne yeh kaha hai dil se My heart has spoken this to your heart
muhabbat ho ga'ii hai tum se I have fallen in love with you
merii yaado.n me.n mere khwaabo.n me.n roz aate ho tum Daily you enter my memories, my dreams
is tarah bhala merii jaan mujhe kyo.n sataate ho tum Truly, my love, why you do torment me so?
merii yaado.n me.n mere khwaabo.n me.n roz aate ho tum Daily you enter my memories, my dreams
is tarah bhala merii jaan mujhe kyo.n sataate ho tum Truly, my love, why you do torment me so?
terii baaho.n se terii raaho.n se yuu.n na jaa'uu.nga mai.n I won't depart from your embrace, your path, like this
yeh iraada hai mera waada hai lauT aa'uu.nga mai.n My intention, my promise is that I shall return
duniya se tujhe chura luu.n I shall steal you away from the world
thoDa i.ntazaar kar lo Just wait a little bit
jitna beqaraar huu.n mai.n khud ko beqaraar kar lo Make yourself as restless with longing as I am
merii dhaDkano.n ko samjho Understand my heartbeat
tum bhii mujhse pyaar kar lo... Fall in love with me too
kaise aa.nkhe.n chaar kar luu.n How do I meet your eyes?
kaise etbaar kar luu.n How do I have faith in you?
apnii dhaDkano.n ko kaise itna beqaraar kar luu.n How do I make my heartbeats impatient for you?
kaise tujhko dil mai.n de duu.n How shall I give you my heart?
kaise tujhse pyaar kar luu.n How do I fall in love with you?
dil ne yeh kaha hai dil se... My heart has spoken this to your heart
muhabbat ho ga'ii hai tum se... I have fallen in love with you
merii jaan mere dilbar mera etbaar kar lo My life, my love, have faith in me
jitna beqaraar huu.n mai.n khud ko beqaraar kar lo Make yourself as restless with longing as I am
merii dhaDkano.n ko samjho Understand my heartbeat
tum bhii mujhse pyaar kar lo... Fall in love with me as well...
TUM DIL KI DHADKAN MEIN
tum dil kii dhaDkan me.n rahate ho tum rahate ho... You dwell, you dwell in the beats of my heart
merii in saa.nso.n me.n kahate ho kahate ho In my very breath, you speak, you speak
baaho.n me.n aa jaa'o sapno.n me.n kho jaa'o Come into my arms; lose yourself in dreams
tum dil kii dhaDkan me.n rahate ho rahate ho You dwell, you dwell in the beats of my heart
diiwaano.n sa haal hua ham ko unse pyaar hua... I fell in love with her; I became like a madman
dhiire se voh paas aa'e chupke se izahaar hua Slowly she grew close to me; silently she declared herself
ab na kisi se Darna hai sa.ng jiina marna hai... Now there is no one to fear; we live and die together
baaho.n me.n aa jaa'o sapno.n me.n kho jaa'o Come into my arms; lose yourself in dreams
tum dil kii dhaDkan me.n rahate ho rahate ho You dwell, you dwell in the beats of my heart
duniya ne THukaraaya hai bas tumne apnaaya hai... The world has spurned me; only you made me your own
dil ko kitna chain mila What peace my heart gained!
sab ne itna sataaya hai The rest have tortured me so
apna hai ek sapna ek tuu hii ho apna... I have one dream: that you should be my own
sapno.n me kho jaa'o Lose yourself in dreams
tum dil kii dhaDkan me.n rahate ho rahate ho You dwell, you dwell in the beats of my heart
rahate ho rahate ho You dwell, you dwell
kya mai.n hii gaata rahuu.nga aur tum bhii kuchh nahii.n kahogii Should I keep singing while you say nothing?
rahate ho rahate ho You dwell, you dwell
kahate ho kahate ho You speak, you speak
baaho.n me.n aa jaa'o sapno.n me.n kho jaa'o Come into my arms; lose yourself in dreams
tum dil kii dhaDkan me.n rahate ho bas tum rahate ho.. You and only you dwell in the beats of my heart
He hurt my feelings tonight but he will never know that. He should of chose his words carefully. But i will still love him
If you REALLY LIKE SOMEONE right now AND MISS THEM and can't get them out of your head then re-post this within 1 mintute and whoever you are missing will surprise you.
Once a lady when having a conversation with her lover, asked:
Lady : Why do you like me..? Why do you love me?
Man : I can't tell the reason.. but I really like you..
Lady : You can't even tell me the reason... how can you say you like
me?
How can you say you love me?
Man : I really don't know the reason, but I can prove that I loveU.
Lady : Proof? No! I want you to tell me the reason. My friend's
boyfriend can tell her why he loves her but not you!
Man : Ok..ok!!! Erm... because you are beautiful, because your voice
is sweet, because you are caring, because you are loving, because you
are thoughtful, because of your smile, because of your every
movements.
The lady felt very satisfied with the man's answer.
Unfortunately, a few days later, the Lady met with an accident and
went in comma.
The Guy then placed a letter by her side, and here is the content:
Darling,
Because of your sweet voice that I love you...
Now can you talk? No! Therefore I cannot love you.
Because of your care and concern that I like you..
Now that you cannot show them, therefore I cannot love you.
Because of your smile,
Because of your every movements that I love you..
Now can you smile? Now can you move?
No, therefore I cannot love you...
If love needs a reason, like now,
There is no reason for me to love you anymore.
Does love need a reason? NO!
Therefore, I still love you...........
"Sometimes the best and the most beautiful things in the world cannot
be seen, cannot be touched, but can be felt in the heart"
--- Words Women Use
Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine."
Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!
Loud Sigh
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing."
That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
Thanks
This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly .
[Month One
Mummy, I am only 8 inches long.
I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Month Two
Mummy, today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
Month Three
Mummy, you know what?
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too.
I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Month Four
Mummy, my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head, curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
Month Five
Mummy, you went to the doctor today.
He lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mummy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy...what is abortion?
Month Six
Mummy, I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mummy what is it?
It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
MUMMY!
Help me!
Month Seven
Mummy, I am okay.
I am in Jesus' arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mummy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
*One more heart that was stopped.
* One more mouth that will never speak.
* Two more eyes that will never see.
* Two more hands that will never touch.
* Two more legs that will never run.
If you're against abortion, repost this.]
T • A • U • R • U • S: The Freak in bed
Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as ...u no!..... Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual as ......... Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to fuck with. Are the most sexiest people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, 'Tell me, Mary, who created the universe '
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. 'God Almighty !' shouted Mary and the teacher said, 'Very good' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, 'Who is our Lord and Savior ' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'Jesus Christ ' shouted Mary and the teacher said, 'Very good,' and Mary fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, 'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child ' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half '
The Teacher fainted.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before
Woman : Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty
Woman : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine
Woman : Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living
Woman : I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign
Woman : Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning
Woman : Unfertilized
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman : Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman : But would you stay there
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing
One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun.
They
have bunk beds and the guy notices hat his little brother is already
asleep
on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk.
As you
might expect things start to heat up.
The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells
his
girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if
she
wants a new position.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
She screams.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Whoa!!!
PULL IT OUT!!!
PULL IT OUT NOW
I can't get pregnant!
Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making
sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my
face!*!*!*!*!
If there was something you wanted to tell me what would it be?
" What I hope most of all is that you understand what I mean when I tell you that though I do not know you and even though I may never meet you, laugh with you, cry with you, or kiss you, I love you. With all my heart, I love you."
- (V for Vendetta)