He hurt my feelings tonight but he will never know that. He should of chose his words carefully. But i will still love him
If you REALLY LIKE SOMEONE right now AND MISS THEM and can't get them out of your head then re-post this within 1 mintute and whoever you are missing will surprise you.
Once a lady when having a conversation with her lover, asked:
Lady : Why do you like me..? Why do you love me?
Man : I can't tell the reason.. but I really like you..
Lady : You can't even tell me the reason... how can you say you like
me?
How can you say you love me?
Man : I really don't know the reason, but I can prove that I loveU.
Lady : Proof? No! I want you to tell me the reason. My friend's
boyfriend can tell her why he loves her but not you!
Man : Ok..ok!!! Erm... because you are beautiful, because your voice
is sweet, because you are caring, because you are loving, because you
are thoughtful, because of your smile, because of your every
movements.
The lady felt very satisfied with the man's answer.
Unfortunately, a few days later, the Lady met with an accident and
went in comma.
The Guy then placed a letter by her side, and here is the content:
Darling,
Because of your sweet voice that I love you...
Now can you talk? No! Therefore I cannot love you.
Because of your care and concern that I like you..
Now that you cannot show them, therefore I cannot love you.
Because of your smile,
Because of your every movements that I love you..
Now can you smile? Now can you move?
No, therefore I cannot love you...
If love needs a reason, like now,
There is no reason for me to love you anymore.
Does love need a reason? NO!
Therefore, I still love you...........
"Sometimes the best and the most beautiful things in the world cannot
be seen, cannot be touched, but can be felt in the heart"
--- Words Women Use
Fine
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine."
Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission, DON'T DO IT!
Loud Sigh
Although not actually a word, the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing."
That's Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements that woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
Thanks
This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you. Do not question it, just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly .
[Month One
Mummy, I am only 8 inches long.
I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Month Two
Mummy, today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
Month Three
Mummy, you know what?
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too.
I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Month Four
Mummy, my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head, curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
Month Five
Mummy, you went to the doctor today.
He lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mummy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy...what is abortion?
Month Six
Mummy, I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mummy what is it?
It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
MUMMY!
Help me!
Month Seven
Mummy, I am okay.
I am in Jesus' arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mummy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
*One more heart that was stopped.
* One more mouth that will never speak.
* Two more eyes that will never see.
* Two more hands that will never touch.
* Two more legs that will never run.
If you're against abortion, repost this.]
T • A • U • R • U • S: The Freak in bed
Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find! Loves being in long relationships Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as ...u no!..... Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser. Very funny. Awesome personality. Stubborn. Sexual as ......... Most caring person you will ever meet! One of a kind. Not one to fuck with. Are the most sexiest people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, 'Tell me, Mary, who created the universe '
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. 'God Almighty !' shouted Mary and the teacher said, 'Very good' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, 'Who is our Lord and Savior ' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'Jesus Christ ' shouted Mary and the teacher said, 'Very good,' and Mary fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, 'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child ' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half '
The Teacher fainted.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before
Woman : Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty
Woman : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine
Woman : Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living
Woman : I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign
Woman : Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning
Woman : Unfertilized
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman : Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman : But would you stay there
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing
One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun.
They
have bunk beds and the guy notices hat his little brother is already
asleep
on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the top bunk.
As you
might expect things start to heat up.
The guy remembers that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells
his
girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if
she
wants a new position.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
She screams.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Whoa!!!
PULL IT OUT!!!
PULL IT OUT NOW
I can't get pregnant!
Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop making
sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over my
face!*!*!*!*!
If there was something you wanted to tell me what would it be?
" What I hope most of all is that you understand what I mean when I tell you that though I do not know you and even though I may never meet you, laugh with you, cry with you, or kiss you, I love you. With all my heart, I love you."
- (V for Vendetta)
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a peach is a peach
a plum is a plum
a kiss aint a kiss without some tongue
so open your mouth and close your eyes give your tongue some exercise
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What you are about to read is unbelievable
New York City has 11 letters
Afghanistan has 11 letters
Ramsin Yuseb (The terrorist who threatened to destroy the Twin Towers in 1993) has 11 letters
George W Bush has 11 letters
Coincidence?
It gets more interesting!
New York is the 11th state
The first plane crashing against the Twin Towers was flight 11
Flight 11 was carrying 92 passengers (9+2= 11)
Flight 77 which also hit the Twin Towers was carrying 65 passengers (6+5=11)
The tragedy was on September 11 or 9/11, as it is now known (9+1+1=11)
The date is equal to the US emergency services number 911 (9+1+1=11)
Still think it is a coincidence?
READ ON!
The total number of victims inside all the hijacked planes was 254 (2+5+4=11)
September 11 is the 254th day of the calendar. (2+5+4=11)
The Madrid Bombing took place on 3/11/2004 (3+1+1+2+4=11)
The Madrid bombing took place 911 days after the Twin Towers incident
The most recognised symbol in the USA after the stars and stripes is the Eagle
The following verse is taken from the Quran the holy Islamic Book:
“For it is written that a son of Arabia would awaken a fearsome Eagle.
The wrath of the eagle would be felt throughout the lands of Allah and lo, while some of the people trembled in despair still some rejoiced:
For the wrath of the Eagle cleansed the lands of Allah and there was peace.”
That verse is number 9.11 of the Quran
NOW TRY THIS!!!
This is the freaky part.
Open Microsoft word and do the following
Type in capitals Q33 NY (this is the plane number of the plane which first crashed into the Twin Towers)
Highlight this
Change the font size to 48
Change the font to WINGDINGS
roses are red
viloets are bule
u make me cry inside
when i look at u
u know my i luv u
u know my plea
and just for a second i thought u luved me
i wished and i prayed
for the day u would come around
but im still waitin
here on the ground
4 u to say u luv me
and to say u that want me
but just for a second
i thought u luved me
[~!10 Ways to a gurls heart!~
1. Hug her from behind.
2. Grab her hand when you walk next to her.
3. When standing, wrap your arms around her.
4. Cuddle with her.
5. Don't force her to do anything.
6. Write little notes for her.
7. Compliment her.
8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.
9. Say "I love you!" and mean it.
10. Tell all your friends how lucky you are to have her.]