this is stupid, but very funny. so just have fun reading this thing
sex is like math
...a smile leads to a laugh
...a laugh leads to a high 5
...a high 5 leads to a hug
...a hug leads to a kiss
...a kiss leads 2 a makeout
...makeout leads to a feel up
...a feel up leads 2 a finger
...a finger leads to a hand
...a hand leads to a lick
...a lick leads to a suck
...a suck leads 2 a fuck.
...So tell me how many people are you gonna smile at after you heard this cuz sex is like math.
...u add the bed
..subtract the clothes
...divide the legs
...leave your solution
...and pray you dont multiply
post this right after u read it,
something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow.
Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!!
Whoever breaks this chain will be cursed with relationship problems 4-10 years.
well the computer is probly going to be takin down tonight because Chris, the guy living with us. Logged into my account then when I said somthing to him he called his momma and got my dad involved so he said he's going to take the puter apart. Why am I being punished for somthing HE did, its unfair. Well tonight is probly the last nigh I'll be able to talk to ya'll for a long while, it may not happen yet it may. There may be an hour time limit where I get it for an hour then he gets it for an hour. Then I'll be able to talk to ya'll every other hour. Either way I'm being punished for somthing I had nothing to do with. BYE.
I AM SO FUCKING TIRED OF THE BULL SHIT, If it wasn't for a select few of people I would have splatered my brains all over the wall beside me. I'm so tired of my life when I graduate I'm moving to Colorado just to get away from my fucking dad.
IM SOOOOOOOO HAPPY, I GOT Offical NBA licensed shoes for 42.68 CENTS OMFG
OMFG I'm so tired of this bitch's attitude, she's a fucking bitch to me all day then when my dad gets home she turns into a difrent person, I'm one fucking step away from running away to Texas and never comming back.
I am so f'n confused, the woman that i have loved since we became friends on here left and is back but i just had a competition to where the winner would marry me what should i do
Old habbits die hard,
these fake bitches think they bad,
picked up my gun now their family sad,
runnin from my past,
it caught up wit me fast,
2 years iv been away,
now im back wit gun play,
pull the trigger with a smile,
drive a hundred miles to get away,
I pop off ma rymes now they sway,
hearin my beat,
they move their feet,
they out they seat,
tha boy at it again,
fuck wit me your life is at an end,
people tend to talk shit,
you cock andf they run,
to them its a game,
its for fun,
but to me its tha same,
as it was two years ago,
its the life i choose and live,
the gun is your life line.
I'm tired of trying to please all of you. You turn a joke into a serious affair then when trying to say sorry and correct my mistake you act like asses and basicaly tell me to fuck off or ignore me and I'm fucking tired of it. I dont have to deal with it and I wont deal with it any more. If you don't like who I am [FUCK OFF AND END RELATION] other than that im happy to be your friend. I believe I only have 2 true friends on EP with are [Fake smiles and Bittersweet kisses] and [pepsi girl] they are always there for me and will help me with almost any problems.
I truely am sorry Rikki PLEASE forgive me ill beg if you want
one of my three dogs died last night, he had been sick all day and passed at about 12:30
if you joined witches and wizards rp join the related uruchi kross's death games
100 things about you!
. : START : .
Name:: Robert, but please call me Rob or Bobby
Middle name: you will never know
State:: TEXAS
Place of Birth:: Galveston
Male or Female:: dude
Sibilings:: 4
School:: Stanly Community Collage
Occupation:: no thanx
Initials:: RLS
Screenname::Ti
.. Your Appearance : .
Hair Color:: Dirty Blonde
Hair Length:: medium
Eye color:: a shade of blue that there is no name for
Height::6'0
Braces:: no way i have good teeth
Glasses:: yup
shoe size:: 14-16 depends on the cut of shoe
parents names:: Robert and Jackie Slade
. : Your Firsts : .
Best friend:: Matt G.
First Award:: uhhhh idk
First Sport You Joined:: Baseball
First thing you did today:: talked to ma Hommie
First Real vacation:: dunno
First thing you said today:: huh
First Love::love??? only acouple ppl know and its going to stay that way
. : Favorites : .
Movie:: DETROIT ROCK CITY
TV Show:: Muscle Car and Trucks
color:: Plum crazy Purple, Lime Green and Black
how do you like your coffee:: out a window
kind of jewelry:: ear rings, a ring and a chain
Name:: idk
Season:: FALL
Candy:: BUTTERFINGERS
Sport:: Football Front line bitch offense
Restaurant:: one w/ food
School Subject:: haha very funny
Animal:: Kitty Cats
Book:: very funny again
Magazine:: Classic Trucks
. : Currently : .
Doing before you started this survey::listen to music
Feeling:: FUCKED UP BITCH
Wearing:: blue jeans and a white t
Eating:: chicken
Drinking:: nuthing
Typing::WTF? IS THAT A QUESTION
Listening To:: The Game Triple H's theme song
Thinking about:: idk
Wanting:: to leave this place and run forever
Watching:: letters i'm pushin on the keyboard come up on tha screen
. : Future : .
Where do you see yourself in 5 years:: Workin and planning building my shop
Kids:: 2 or 3
Want to be Married:: yep
Career in Mind:: Car and motorcycle customizer
: Which is Better with the Opposite Sex :
Hair color:: brunette
Hair length::long
Eye color:: brown or blue
can he/she play with your hair:: yes
Cute or sexy:: cute anyday
Lips or Eyes:: eyes
Hugs or Kisses:: i love both
Short or Tall:: doesnt matter
Easy going or serious:: easy going/serious idk
Romantic or Spontaneous:: spontainious
Good or Bad:: both
Sensitive or spontaneous:: both
Hook-up or Relationship:: Relationship
. : Have You Ever : .
Kissed a Stranger::no
Had surgery:: no
Gone commando:: ...umm... RIGHT NOW!!!
Ran Away From Home:: no need
Broken a bone:: no
Got an X-ray:: yes
Been on a cruise:: not realy
crushed on someone:: yes
Cried When Someone Died:: yes
Cried At School:: sorta
. : Do You Believe In : .
God:: yes i do
Love at First Sight::yes
Ghosts:: yep long story
Aliens::yes ROSWELL WAS REAL
Soul Mates:: yessssssssssss
Heaven:: refer to question 1 on this part
Hell:: live there
Answered prayers:: yes
Kissing on The First Date:: sure y not
Horoscopes:: YEAH
Is there someone you wish you had:: hell ya
repost this as 100 things about [your name]
theres been a turn for the worst he fever is high and shes in ICU she may not make it
Im not going to be back for alittle while probly. Im just cant stand to sit around and watch the people I love the most ignore me and not be their selves. Im tried of it, Id rather yall just to say your tired of me and end relation. My best friend on here wont even talk to me very much, and im glad I have friends like [The Witch's Cat], [Sonya Blue], [DeeJay™], [MadHatress], [Toxic Vendetta], [System message], [Fear of the Soul] that'll talk to me when im feeling down, so ttyl peace out.
got back wit ma homies from H-Town 1/2 of em are dead so i think imma go down there in acouple months and lite some people up
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damn i just realised this is going to take a LONG time so dont worry bout me switching over accounts
EVery one im making [THE CRIP FATHER] my main profile so every rp i have joined i will continue to play but with [THE CRIP FATHER]