Dear God,
It's been a while, hasn't it? Well, I have a few complaints.
It's 2am and i'm wide awake. Please stop messing about with my body-clock, it's not doing anything good for my mental stability. 2 hours sleep a night is just not good enough.
And stop giving me stupid cravings. Like last night. 4am, i should have been asleep, but noooo, i was downstairs in the kitchen because i REALLY wanted to eat a pickle. I mean WTF. Right now i want some noodles. Like WOAH. Seriously, i'm twitching. That's not right.
You can quit it with the stapler too, that's just not funny. I don't know what made you decide that my brain should associate the stapler with that song, but it's not funny. Stop it.
That is all. Otherwise i'm quite satisfied with life at the moment. Although i really think you should make it stop raining now. What kind of summer do you call this?! The weather is gorgeous throughout my GCSE's, but the minute i'm free you turn on the waterworks. That's cruel. What have i done? You're punishing me for something aren't you? Is this because i laughed at the flying bread roll? It is, isn't it? You bastard.
Oh, one more thing. Can you please make sure that when i'm drunk i still keep my good taste in boys? This will avoid any awkward "Are you serious? A Chav???" moments. Thank you.
Your loyal whatsit.
NCV


(EDIT:: Umm... No i'm not sure why i just did that... Seemed like a good idea at the time XD Christian people, please don't hate me XD I don't mean any offence by it, really...)

Hahahahahahahah XD XD

Emily: "Dei's ALIVE?! Well poke me in the eye with a shit stick..."

She never fails to amuse me XD XD

...Only in Wales...

TRUCKER ATE SPAGHETTI AS HE DROVE ON A55

Haha, [Lexxi Scuzz] always inspires me to draw stupid things...

*gigglesnort*

That's all i have to say...
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And in THIS diary, i will do a brief film review on The Hills Have Eyes (as apposed to the essay i wrote in my ET diary XD)
The Hills Have Eyes = Scary at the start, then so traditional-horror-movie-stylee that it's laughable. I like the Voldemort in the bowler hat character. 5/10 for laughability.

There, now wouldn't that have just been so much easier?? XD XD Yeah, and i still can't remember the important thing i wanted to say...
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Beki's little piece of wisdomosity for the day:

If ever the urge strikes you to leap off a cliff into the jaws of death.............. Do it, you probably deserve it anyway.

Thank you, goodnight.

You know, apart from the fact that i'm a diary whore, i think these exams are making me lose my mind. My train of thought this last five minutes has been incredibly warped. This is basically it:

"It's fucking raining outside... It's so heavy... WTF, the car alarms are going off, what is their problem? You fucking cars, you're getting wet, get over it. Haha, wet cars... Aah shit my tea went cold... I was enjoying that too... What's this? (at this point i found a smily face sticker thing) Looks like acid... Haha, acid... I wonder what it's like being on acid? I've seen people on acid, it always looks pretty weird... Maybe i should try? No, that's stupid.. But it's not addictive.. But it's a class A drug, you'll get 7 years if you're caught... WTF, why am i even considering it, all i need to do is breathe in and i'm high as a kite... Let's go fly a kite, up to the highest hight... Hmm hmm hmmmmm... Woo Apocalyptica in December.. Aww man i can't wait for it, it's gonna rock so hard... Fuck, what was that?... Car... I wish i lived in my head... Wait i do, what a stupid fucking thing to say... Why am i cold? Oh it's raining outside... It's so heavy... WTF, the car alarms are going off, what is their problem?..."

And so on and so forth.. As you can see, my brain is stuck in a sort of loop at the moment. Don't expect me to make much sense tonight...

*sigh* Nathie is my fig roll X3

No, i have no idea either.

But i like fig rolls.

So we'll run with it shall we?

*luffs*

Hmm... Ok, i've just noticed that wherever i go on the internet, there is always SOMETHING to do with Naruto floating about... When i go on DA 90% of the time there is a Naruto-related picture on the front page, usually in the 'Popular' section... On LJ, Gaia, EP, ET... Just all over the web, Naruto is popping up everywhere... I don't think there's a kid alive today who doesn't know what Naruto is, or at least wouldn't recognise one of the main characters if they saw a picture of them.. I know people who can reel off a list of 50 characters in a row without hesitation, come up with random character quotes off the bullet, and write a three page essay about why <insert character here> and <insert character here> are the perfect couple, or OTP, or canon couple, or whatever of the manga/anime. Naruto is beginning to take over people's lives... I'm not against Naruto fans, infact i happen to be a massive Narutard myself, but when people actually claim to be in love with the characters and talk about them as if they are real people... That's slightly worrying.. And when i say 'people' i don't mean 8 year old kids, it's ok for them to have crushes on cartoon characters.. I'm talking about teenagers, 15 16 17 and onwards and upwards, thinkig they're in love with a few lines on a piece of paper O_O isn't that just slightly disturbing?
Sure, me and my friends mess around saying stupid things like "HOMG, DEIDARA IS TEH SMEXX X3 X3" and all that silly buggers.. But i've come across a few people recently who generally seem to think that the character are real and that they are in love with them. Worrying much??
Ok, this wasn't meant to turn into a long rant, i just feel that it had to be said! Some people are taking fangirl/fanboy-ism waaaaaaaaay to far... Naruto is becoming an obsession XD
Whatever, i'm going to bed now :p
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ROFL i'm having a moment... I've been listening to alot of Danny Elfman music.. Themes from Tim Burton movies especially.. And the Willy Wonka theme just came on, and it's so... retarded. It had me in absolute fits of the giggles XD XD
That is all.
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Ok, i'm being a diary whore... I'm doing it on ET aswell, but i only have one thing to say really... Conversation i can hear at the moment coming from my mum's room?

Ethan: Do you want my feet? Here, FEET! Or fists, yeaaaah
Mum: Do you want to put dream cream on them?
Ethan: No, no, i'll be fine.
Mum: No i think you should.
Ethan: Venus flytrap plus chocolate equals Zetsu.
Mum: That's nice. Why are you doing the same one as me you dingbat?
Ethan: I think i've got a phobia of bouncy beds *runs off round the house naked wrapped in a big blue sheet*
Mum: No, Ethan, come back there's too much wet paint for all this malarky.

And then they both dissapeared... i found that very funny indeed XD My family is a bunch of lunatics, they really are...

Ethan is my younger brother by the way. No, he's not a toddler, he's 8 years old o_O bloody nutter... 

I'd just like to say that i love all my friends to pieces. They're a bunch of nutters.

Me: Yeah, so i've basically decided to start over and do things my way instead of doing things to spite her...
Emily: Well done, that's the spirit. As they say, it's time to turn over a new leaf!
Me: ...They?
Emily: Yes. The wise people of wisdomosity. Who know stuff. Like Buddah.
Me: ROFL XD
Emily: Do not ROFL. You are making my wisdomosity a cataclysm of a sham!
Me: o_O What wisdomosity?
Emily: I am an owl you know.
Me: You are?
Emily: Yes, the quiz said so. Owls are very wise.
Me: Say something wise then.
Emily: ...Look, see this leaf?? *turns it over* HA!
Me: ROFL XD XD XD

Yeah, it wasn't really that funny but i found it amazingly funny (mainly because i've been cooped up in my room for the last 24 hours thinking about what a bummerish situation i've got myself in XD) As Emily puts it: "Life is a tragedy of a sham. You might aswell make the most of it because biting the Donkey's bum is only going to give you grief in the end." ...No, i have no idea what she's talking about either, but it made me laugh XD

Hmph... I should really go to bed since it's 11:50 and i have work tomorrow... But i don't feel like sleeping... I feel like having a ramble XD I've also just realised that i'm drinking cider when i really shouldn't be at this time of night <_< >_> It was just there in a glass next to me! I didn't know what it was, i just drank it XD Which was stupid coz it could have been anything knowing my family... Bah...
My cat was having a funny five minutes this morning.. He's a cranky old bastard nearing his 14th birthday i think so it was really odd for him to act like such a... kitten... He ran out from under a hedge and leapt at my foot like some kind of demented.. thing.. I moved out of the way and he ran into the car, then started attacking the tyres o___O Weird little git... Me and my brother found a rat today :O in the field near my house that we walk the dog around. It was just sitting there looking retarded, and it didn't move or anything when we went up to it... I even poked it and it just sat there, so i thought it might be dead or paralyzed or something. Then the dog barked at it and it scarpered... Meh... Rats... See what happens when i'm bored?? I start rambling about stupid rats and retarded cats and now i feel like i'm writing a sodding rhyme!!! Jebus...
Hmm... What else to ramble pointlessly about?? I really can't think of anything... NOTHING of interest has happened to me these last couple of days... my mum and me went into Wrexham shopping today, which was nice. She decided the dress that i chose wasn't nearly weird enough for me, so we went to TK max again and bought a red dress which is nicer than the one i had before.. and then she spent 20 squid on accesories aswell o_O she's a fucking nutter, she really is... But aside from all that my best buy was a top i got from Primark for £3 XD It says Urban Hippie on the front and i just love it! XD Shows how easily pleased i am... My mum splurges £50 on a dress and a bunch of stuff to go with it, and i much prefer my hippie top XD Mum's also put another tenner on my phone, and has agreed to fix my scanner and buy me a tablet o_O i don't know why she's gotten so generous all of a sudden... I think maybe she's trying to bribe me into revising and doing really well in my GCSE's XD Ah well, i am revising so it's partly working <_< >_> Can't wait to get my tablet though *squeebles* i've been drawing obsessively when im not revising and i want to colour! COLOUR!!! My new friend Emily, who randomly added me on msn because one of her friends gave her my addy, has been giving me all these tips on how to CG really realistically, and i can't wait to try it x) I've been writing obsessively too recently... I've suddenly got hundreds of ideas in my head and i need to write! I think maybe i should look at a career involving writing for the future... Gawd, im rambling now XD How did i manage to go from retarded cats to talking about choices for the future?? O_O
Anyway... I think i've rambled enough, and anyone bored enough to read all this deserves some sort of award... Have... Umm... Have a wooden hand, because it happens to be what's on my desk infront of me right now! *gives strange person a wooden hand* Bye all!
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Hmm... Why does my brain work in such weird ways?? The other night, i had a dream about a dead tiger.. And somehow that has manifested itself into a new story o__O However, this is the first story i've ever written that has an actual plan, a beginning a middle and an end, and some structure to it. So hopefully i'll be able to actually finish this one XD
In other news... I'm bored and have nothing to do... *goes to sleep*

I am so freaking retarded!!! I'm going out for a chinese (i think XD) with my form in an hour, so what did i just do?? I made myself a cheese and ham slice without thinking about it >_< that will successfully fill me up for the rest of the day... I'm gonna end up sitting there eating the restaurants entire supply of sesame prawn toasts, seeing as that's the only thing that doesn't fill me up at all...

In other news, i am proving myself Narutarded by making a series of custom T-shirts... I've half finished my Orochimaru one, and i'm making a Naruto, Neji and Shikamaru T and an Akatsuki hoodie... Busy busy ^___^

ROFL, weirdest freaking popup i've ever seen...
Popup: KILL ALL THE ANGRY GLOBS TO WIN A FREE RINGTONE!!!!
Me: .......*ignores popup*.......
Popup: *shakes violently* YOU LET THE ANGRY GLOBS GET PAST YOU!!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!!!
Me: *dying on the floor laughing*
Sorry, i found it highly amusing... Angry globs... XD

..I just watched the video for Bittersweet (by Apocalyptica featuring Ville Valo and Lauri Ylonen (sp??) if you didn't know.. all those finnish men O_O) anyway... it's a great video, great song... but why am i the only one that finds it highly amusing that towards the end Apocalyptica are stuck to the cieling, still playing away on their cellos!? Everyone i've asked has been like 'Um, that's not funny...' but it really amused me XD *is slowly loosing her mind* right, im done rambling now, back to revision -_-