People of the elfpack...

if any of you know the user [POP goes the cork screw],

or are friends with him, something really bad has happened.

Right now, he's in the hospital.

Rodney was in the car with his friend, on their way to their friends house to go to a party.

I know drugs and beer were involved, because the doctors told my parents Rodney was drinking, and he tested positive for pot. 

Now he's in an endused Coma, and Alex is dying because his lungs are collapsed, and his whole chest cavity is smashed. the rest of his body is completely crushed... and he was the driver.

Rodney was in the passenger seat, (duhhh why would he sit in the back) and Alex went off the road, and the front end of the car hit the dip of the ditch, and flipped, then rolled twice. Rodney's legs are both broken in both of his knees, his ankles, and his shins, and his right arm is completely smashed.

His skull is fractured in two places where he hit the windshield, and smashed into the side window.

From the fracture in his skull there is blood leakage inside his sull cavity... and there isn't much the doctors can do. Right now he's in a complete body cast...

and for all of you supposedly ''rebels'' out there,...

where your fucking seat belt.
That's the only thing besides the airbag, (which broke rodney's nose) that stopped him from being ejected from the car.

I hope you don't end up like my only brother.
There is a real good chance
that he could die.

so do me a favor...

and don't drink and drive. Don't smoke pot and drive. don't get in the car with people that do.

I haven't had a drink since this has happened...

and it's been hard... but I know that nothing good can come out of this accident.

nothing.

I've driven drunk many times...
and out of freakish luck I haven't gotten into a wreck yet...

but I won't even toy with the issue anymore
now I see what can happen.

thanks for you time.
-John Pederson

Hey Rodney you can cheer your face off now because I broke up with shin-shin! XD fucking cheer your head off, because if you don't I will for you.

here is the one thing I will miss about her:

she always had something mean to do to Rodney

that's it, the other qualities besides sex SUCKED

and my god ... she needs to get over things. Her life was based off of me, and her fucking ferret Kinston. When I broke up with her... seriously guys, she was hanging on me like a tramp. okay ... im quite sick of complaining now, so I'm going to cheer
YIP YIP XD