A small collection of says from military men...enjoy...or not, I don't give a shit.

"Incoming fire has the right of way"


"A nuclear war can ruin your whole day"


"Friendly fire isn't"


"Never share a foxhole with anyone braver then yourself"


"Recoiless rifles aren't"


"When at first you don't suceed use high explosives"


"MOS 2311 If you see me running try to keep up"


"Don't stare when I'm in uniform it makes my agent orange act up and I get the urge to slay bodies!!"


I love kids, but I could never eat a whole one.


Is peace and interlude to war, or war and interlude to peace?


The virgin mary was only a virgin if you don't count anal ;p