- * Funny Condom Mottos * -
Trogan:pleasur
Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.
Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.
Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
Ford Condoms: The best never rest.
Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.
Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.
KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.
Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.
M&M condom: 'It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!'
MCI: for friends and family
Kix - kid tested, mother approved
Nokia -- Connecting People
[lol omg that is so funny! ^_^]
Here's an example of why I think that I have OCD:
If I were to touch one of my legs on something, I got to touch my other leg on it too, or on something, so that my feeling even out. If I don't, my anxiety starts again.
I have to touch something with both of my hands, or at least have something touch both of my hands--yet again, if i don't, my anxiety starts again.
... I'm really scared... I think that I have OCD-- Obsessive Compulsive Disorder... I have many of the symptoms of it... it's... just scary.... That I'd have such a disorder... and I've been doing the same types of "Rituals" (what my little motions that I do a lot to get away from anxiety), and I might of had this for a long time... I told my dad about this test that I took over the internet...:
Your Quiz Score Was: 25
Scores:
If You
Scored --- Then...
12 and +-- OCD likely
8-11-- OCD probable
0-7-- OCD unlikely
The test is at: http://psychce
1. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR KITCHEN PLATES: i'm not sure
2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW: Romeo and Juliet
3. WHAT PICTURE IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD: Lord of the Rings (tis my sister's)
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BOARD GAME: Sorry
5. FAVORITE MAGAZINE: Smithsonian
6. FAVORITE SCENT: Axe Touch
7. LEAST FAVORITE SMELL: burt rubber....
8. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU WAKE UP? : "I miss Eric..."
9. FAVORITE COLOR: Green
10. LEAST FAVORITE COLOR: Pink
11. DO YOU HAVE A TATTOO?: Yeah
13. WHAT IS MOST IMPORTANT THING IN LIFE: Eric
14. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA: Either one
15. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST: I can't drive yet...
16. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL: Yes
17. THUNDERSTORMS, ARE THEY SCARY OR COOL?: Both--It depends
18. WHAT TYPE WAS YOUR FIRST CAR?: I haven't gotten a car yet
19. IF YOU COULD MEET/SEE ONE PERSON DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?: Ville Valo
20. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: hm... Margarita
21. WHAT'S YOUR SIGN AND BIRTHDAY: Pieces, March 13 1992
22. DO YOU EAT BROCCOLI STEMS?: I hate broccoli
23. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB WHAT WOULD IT BE: A poet
24. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY HAIR COLOR, WHAT WOULD YOU CHOOSE: Black and green
25. IS THE GLASS HALF FULL OR HALF EMPTY: It's just a glass with water in it
26. FAVORITE MOVIE: Nightmare Before Christmas and Interview With the Vampire
27. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS: Yeah
28. WHAT IS UNDER YOUR BED: dust
29. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER: 13
30. FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH? Football and the X-games
35. WINE OR CHAMPAGNE?: Both
36. FAVORITE TV SHOW: Mythbusters or The Simpsons
37. HAMBURGERS OR HOT DOGS?: HOT DOGS!!
39. BEST PLACE YOU'VE EVER BEEN? In the arms of my boyfriend...
40. WHAT'S ON YOUR COMPUTER DESKTOP NOW?: If I knew, I'd tell you...
41. EVER BEEN OR ARE LOVE SO MUCH IT HURT?: Yeah
A guy and girl were speeding over 90 mph on a road on a motorcycle…
Girl:"Slow down. I’m scared."
Guy:"No, this is fun."
Girl:"No, its not. Please, its too scary."
Guy:"Then tell me you love me."
Girl:"Fine, I love you. Slow down!"
Guy:"Now give me a BIG hug."
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: "Can you take my helmet off and put it on? Its bugging me."
Paper the next day: Motorcycle crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people riding. Only one survived.
The truth:
Halfway down the road, the guy realized the brakes went out, and he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug him one last time, then had her put on his helmet. So that she would live, even though it meant that he would die.
[BULLSH*T. If that were to actually happen, they BOTH would of died! Why do people believe this?!? I mean, seriously!! The girl's neck still would of snapped, or her rib cage could of caved in, or something like that. Also, if the guy had any brains, he would of taken his hand off the gas, and kept driving around until it slowed down or came to a halt. But then again, that would of "ruined the purpose of the story." I still say BULLSH*T. If he REALLY loved her, he would of tried to slow down, but HE DIDN'T. I could believe it if it was 50 mph, but 90? I don't think so! Hell, she could of still died at 50. The thing is, they SMASHED INTO A BUILDING. That would of killed them both. You'd see blood EVERYWHERE.
My Point: Don't believe this story. The girl wouldn't of survived either.]
.... And if the guy really loved her, WHY DIDN'T HE HAVE A HELMET FOR HER IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?!?!
I was bored... So here you go...
1. Name: Jackelyn (call me that, you're dead)
2. Birth date: 3/13/92
3. Height: 5'4 1/2
4. Eye color: brown/little bit of green
5. Do you smoke: I quit for Eric
6. Piercing(s): 0
7. Favorite Pajamas: bra, and pajama pants
8. Favorite Movie(s): Interview With The Vampire
9. Favorite Music: HEAVY METAL! (woo!)
10. Favorite State(s): California, Nevada
11. Favorite Writer: Edgar Allen Poe/Anne Rice
12. Favorite color: Green
13. Favorite song at this moment: Rip Out The Wings Of A Butterfly by HIM
14.You spend your time rather inside or outside: Either one
15. Fast or slow: ooo... uh... both (hehe)
16. Cremate or Buried when dead: I don't care. Just throw me in the woods for the wolves to eat my dead, mangled body
17. Sex or Alcohol: .... both?
18. Tall or small guys: I don't care. At least at my eye level.
19. Happy or Sad: Sad
20. Life or Death: Death
21. Does true love exist: Of course
22. Best feeling: Whatever I feel around my bf...
23. Are you an emotional person: Yes... Too emotional...
1.)what is ur cup size? 38C and why do you care anyway?!?!
2.)dont u hate it when its time for that monthly cylce? Hell yeah.
3.)what do u look for in guys? I don't... because I love the one I'm with
4.)r u afraid of lesbians? I hate homophobics
5.)r u attracted to other girls? Just one...
6.)r u a virgin? Yes
7.)r u single? No
8.)what do guys think of u? Some think that I'm an ugly bitch; others think I'm nice and hot... (the hot part is bull...)
9.)what kind of cologne do u like guys to wear? I don't care, as long as it's like Axe... (hehe)
10.)do u wear make up? Only eyeliner (black), or sometimes lipstick (black as well)... but the closest I get is probably Chapstick... lol
I'm realllly mad at Kenneth... He went on my other account, and messed it up... :'(
MY FAVORITE SONGS: WARNING! THEY ARE MOSTLY CORNY!
1. I Can Love You Like That by: All-4-One
2. BYOB by: System of a Down
3. We Belong Together by: Mariah Carey (well, used to be)
4. This I Promise You by: *NSYNC
5. Rip Out The Wings Of A Butterfly by: HIM
6. Dumpweed by: blink-182
...!!!