A guy and girl were speeding over 90 mph on a road on a motorcycle…
Girl:"Slow down. I’m scared."
Guy:"No, this is fun."
Girl:"No, its not. Please, its too scary."
Guy:"Then tell me you love me."
Girl:"Fine, I love you. Slow down!"
Guy:"Now give me a BIG hug."
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: "Can you take my helmet off and put it on? Its bugging me."
Paper the next day: Motorcycle crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people riding. Only one survived.
The truth:
Halfway down the road, the guy realized the brakes went out, and he didn’t want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug him one last time, then had her put on his helmet. So that she would live, even though it meant that he would die.
[BULLSH*T. If that were to actually happen, they BOTH would of died! Why do people believe this?!? I mean, seriously!! The girl's neck still would of snapped, or her rib cage could of caved in, or something like that. Also, if the guy had any brains, he would of taken his hand off the gas, and kept driving around until it slowed down or came to a halt. But then again, that would of "ruined the purpose of the story." I still say BULLSH*T. If he REALLY loved her, he would of tried to slow down, but HE DIDN'T. I could believe it if it was 50 mph, but 90? I don't think so! Hell, she could of still died at 50. The thing is, they SMASHED INTO A BUILDING. That would of killed them both. You'd see blood EVERYWHERE.
My Point: Don't believe this story. The girl wouldn't of survived either.]
.... And if the guy really loved her, WHY DIDN'T HE HAVE A HELMET FOR HER IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?!?!
I was bored... So here you go...
1. Name: Jackelyn (call me that, you're dead)
2. Birth date: 3/13/92
3. Height: 5'4 1/2
4. Eye color: brown/little bit of green
5. Do you smoke: I quit for Eric
6. Piercing(s): 0
7. Favorite Pajamas: bra, and pajama pants
8. Favorite Movie(s): Interview With The Vampire
9. Favorite Music: HEAVY METAL! (woo!)
10. Favorite State(s): California, Nevada
11. Favorite Writer: Edgar Allen Poe/Anne Rice
12. Favorite color: Green
13. Favorite song at this moment: Rip Out The Wings Of A Butterfly by HIM
14.You spend your time rather inside or outside: Either one
15. Fast or slow: ooo... uh... both (hehe)
16. Cremate or Buried when dead: I don't care. Just throw me in the woods for the wolves to eat my dead, mangled body
17. Sex or Alcohol: .... both?
18. Tall or small guys: I don't care. At least at my eye level.
19. Happy or Sad: Sad
20. Life or Death: Death
21. Does true love exist: Of course
22. Best feeling: Whatever I feel around my bf...
23. Are you an emotional person: Yes... Too emotional...
1.)what is ur cup size? 38C and why do you care anyway?!?!
2.)dont u hate it when its time for that monthly cylce? Hell yeah.
3.)what do u look for in guys? I don't... because I love the one I'm with
4.)r u afraid of lesbians? I hate homophobics
5.)r u attracted to other girls? Just one...
6.)r u a virgin? Yes
7.)r u single? No
8.)what do guys think of u? Some think that I'm an ugly bitch; others think I'm nice and hot... (the hot part is bull...)
9.)what kind of cologne do u like guys to wear? I don't care, as long as it's like Axe... (hehe)
10.)do u wear make up? Only eyeliner (black), or sometimes lipstick (black as well)... but the closest I get is probably Chapstick... lol
I'm realllly mad at Kenneth... He went on my other account, and messed it up... :'(
MY FAVORITE SONGS: WARNING! THEY ARE MOSTLY CORNY!
1. I Can Love You Like That by: All-4-One
2. BYOB by: System of a Down
3. We Belong Together by: Mariah Carey (well, used to be)
4. This I Promise You by: *NSYNC
5. Rip Out The Wings Of A Butterfly by: HIM
6. Dumpweed by: blink-182
...!!!