Well,well. Would you look at that. For once in a really long damn time, I know what the fuck I want. Indeed, a surprise. The down side is actually achieving it though. But I WILL get what I want now that I actaully know what it is. And if I have to give my life (a.k.a. die) to get it, then so be it, as long as it's been gotten. Until then, I won't give up.

Why?! I have no reason. What I did is unforgivable. She has no reason to forgive me for my actions. I don't deserve her. I wouldn't be surprised if she didn't want to be with me any longer...

I'm such a terrible boyfriend...

I do have a reason to be sorry and I am truely sorry, Love. I hope there's some way in hell that you can forgive me...

Just in case you were wondering:


Having nice sex............................358 calories.


Having rough sex (make it hurt please).....543 calories + an extremely happy girl


Take off her clothes
with her consent.........................12 cal
without (or with, but she wants a little fight too!)...187 cal



Take off her Bra
With two hands..........................8 cal
With one hand.........................12 cal
With mouth.............................85 cal + major talent points



Put on Protection
hard ........................... 6 cal
soft..........................315 cal



Foreplay
Looking for target...................8 cal
Finding G spot ......................92 cal + VERY horny girl
I don't Fucking care, I fuck.........0 cal



Entry
Holding her..................12 cal
On the floor.................+8 cal



With Different Position
Missionary..........................358 cal
Doggy...........................316 cal
69 lying...............................286 cal
69 standing.............................512 cal
Italian hanger.........................912 cal



Orgasm
Real................................112 cal
Faking................................315 cal



After "O"
Lying in Bed............................18 cal
Hop off the bed............................36 cal
Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal (priceless)



Get dressed
Quiet and calm...........................32 cal
Rushing.........................98 cal
Heard one of her family members opening the door.............1218 cal
Heard her psyco dad with a sharp knife at the door.............1942 cal

Grade me!
GRADES:
F~ Your ugly, and you suck at life. Literally.
D~ Your an ass. Go jump off a cliff.
C- ~ Your just someone I dont want to talk to okay?
C ~ Your okay looking I guess, but definetly not the best.
C+ ~ Your, meh, the "average joe". Kind of boring yes?
B- ~ Hey your kind of cool. Your kind of cute too.
B ~ Your cute. And your a pretty interesting person.
B+ ~ Pretty damn attractive, and cool too.
A- ~ Your extremely attractive, and your awesome. Go you.
A ~ REALLY hot, I want you here now. Lets get it on.
A+ ~ THE HOTTEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD