If World War Two had been an online Real Time Strategy game, the chat room traffic would have gone something like this.
*Hitler[aoede] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[aoede]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[aoede]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[aoede]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[aoede]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[aoede]: wtf
Hitler[aoede]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[aoede]: thats bullsh1t u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[aoede]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[aoede]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[aoede]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[aoede]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh sh1t help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[aoede]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my sh1t
Hitler[aoede]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[aoede]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[aoede]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[aoede] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[aoede]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[aoede] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this sh1t im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[aoede]: wtf?
Eisenhower: sh1t now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****ho
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all fags
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o sh1t!
*paTTon has left the game.*
Hey everyone, Guess what!?!? I am a member of the "Fag Brigade", And a bitch who I fucking hate wrote this sweet loving story about us....Called Emo
Emo
Jordan Phillips and Jessica Bernard walked into the local A&P casually intending to hang out, for this was the new "cool spot" to loiter. no more outside Subway, that's the suck. So they walked on over to a display and sat down. that's when THEY walked by. THEY, a.k.a the Fag Brigade. Forrest Townsend had his arm around Crystal, followed by Alicia, Steve and Christie. There was someone behind them all, but Jessica could not make out his face. Forrest made it a clear point to come near the two, and made some gay ass comment. After exchanging insults for a minute or two, Forrest and the rest madetheir way in the other direction. As they all turned, that's when she saw who was behind them: it was......PAT TROLL! Immediately Jessica jumped up and grabbed his arm.
"What the fuck are you doing hanging out with THEM?" she asked him. "I WAS TAKEN PRISONER!!!" he yelled. very loudly yelled. "well, why don't you just run away...." then it hit her. he looked DIFFERENT. he was wearing ALL black. and chains. and MAKEUP. BAD makeup. It looked like Forrest had done it to him. "What happened?!" "They....made.
Jessica collapsed to her knees, rose her arms to the air and screamed, "WHHHHHHHHYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYYYYYYY?" That's when Jordan jumped up and ran over, helping Jessica in the stripping proccess.They ripped off the chains and somehow litterally ripped off the makeup. but he wasn't naked. under all the emo, he was wearing a
Home Movies t-shirt and ratty jeans. he whipped out a pair of aviators and slapped them on his face, accidently smacking his nose in the process. then he began to cry. CRY BABY!!!
Then Pat sucked it up, and the three of then walked up to the entire Fag Brigade and beat the living shit out of all of em. they all went down in one punch. allmost in unison. then Jessica realized, the sun had just come out. the light reflected off their sickly pale skin, and the began to smoke. the
smoke was a purplish haze, so they asumed that alot of marijuana was in their system. the three shoved them all into the sun, and watched as they began to smoke to death. Pat whipped out a bucket of popcorn and a couple sodas. They all watched as their black clothes and metal chains melded with
thier sick putrid puddled bodies...
Jessica
P.S., I'm realy not against gay people for those that don't know. it's just this particular group of weirdos and by chance fags, that i do not like to be in the presence of any where on this planet...