Hey everyone, Guess what!?!? I am a member of the "Fag Brigade", And a bitch who I fucking hate wrote this sweet loving story about us....Called Emo

Emo

Jordan Phillips and Jessica Bernard walked into the local A&P casually intending to hang out, for this was the new "cool spot" to loiter. no more outside Subway, that's the suck. So they walked on over to a display and sat down. that's when THEY walked by. THEY, a.k.a the Fag Brigade. Forrest Townsend had his arm around Crystal, followed by Alicia, Steve and Christie. There was someone behind them all, but Jessica could not make out his face. Forrest made it a clear point to come near the two, and made some gay ass comment. After exchanging insults for a minute or two, Forrest and the rest madetheir way in the other direction. As they all turned, that's when she saw who was behind them: it was......PAT TROLL! Immediately Jessica jumped up and grabbed his arm.

"What the fuck are you doing hanging out with THEM?" she asked him. "I WAS TAKEN PRISONER!!!" he yelled. very loudly yelled. "well, why don't you just run away...." then it hit her. he looked DIFFERENT. he was wearing ALL black. and chains. and MAKEUP. BAD makeup. It looked like Forrest had done it to him. "What happened?!" "They....made....me.......EEEMMMMOOOOOO!!!!"

Jessica collapsed to her knees, rose her arms to the air and screamed, "WHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYYYYYYY?" That's when Jordan jumped up and ran over, helping Jessica in the stripping proccess.They ripped off the chains and somehow litterally ripped off the makeup. but he wasn't naked. under all the emo, he was wearing a
Home Movies t-shirt and ratty jeans. he whipped out a pair of aviators and slapped them on his face, accidently smacking his nose in the process. then he began to cry. CRY BABY!!!

Then Pat sucked it up, and the three of then walked up to the entire Fag Brigade and beat the living shit out of all of em. they all went down in one punch. allmost in unison. then Jessica realized, the sun had just come out. the light reflected off their sickly pale skin, and the began to smoke. the
smoke was a purplish haze, so they asumed that alot of marijuana was in their system. the three shoved them all into the sun, and watched as they began to smoke to death. Pat whipped out a bucket of popcorn and a couple sodas. They all watched as their black clothes and metal chains melded with
thier sick putrid puddled bodies...


Jessica


P.S., I'm realy not against gay people for those that don't know. it's just this particular group of weirdos and by chance fags, that i do not like to be in the presence of any where on this planet...