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Written about Wednesday 2009-09-02
Written: (5563 days ago)

GODDAMMIT



Fucking dropped my comp on the second day. DAMMIT. THe screen doesn't work. So I gave it to Mr. Holmes, and he was so busy (and, of course, my comp was beign difficult) that I didn't get a new comp until the day ended. But, eh, no biggy.

I just can't. FUCKING BELEIVE I dropeed the goddamn thing.
125126  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2009-09-01
Written: (5564 days ago)

Ok. Sooo...uhm, broke a record. I've been up since 3 sunday. So, I've been up for a total of, currently, 25 hours. I didn't plan it this way, and I'm so flipping tired. But I can't sleep until midnight tonight, if I can help it. Maybe I'll nap for an hour or two, but I have to be uber tired.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway. I'm so happy that I got to drive to school today. X3 It rocked. But i'm SOO embarrassed, at lunch, I took Grace to Hammers to get lunch (she didn't want anything, of course), and then took her back home, where Heather promply ran into the passenger's side window on purpose, making me jump. But it was all well and good, cause I hadn't seen her at all that day.

So, we're heading back to the school, right? Well, I locked up, but, being extremely forgetful because of my serious lack of sleep, I thought I locked my keys in the car. Well, the only option, Heather pointed out, was to tear the duct tape from the back window, and unlock the door. So, I did.

WELL, a few seconds after I opened the door, an ALARM went OFF.

I knew I had an alarm, but I didn't think it worked. Honestly. well, I was dead WRONG. The thing went off for 5 to 10 minutes with the three of us scrambling around trying to figure out where the fuck my key was. It turned out to be in my backpack. Haha. So, I turned it off in time for Alex to show up, and I explained. He just chuckled, and told me he thought that someone was being pulled over by the cops, or something.

Did I mention that kids were outside playing in the elementary school?

After that, we headed over to eat lunch, and I told Deven what happened. He looked at me, and was like "that was you?"

haha. Funny stuff. f u n n y stuff.

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Written about Saturday 2009-08-29
Written: (5566 days ago)
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Written about Friday 2009-08-21
Written: (5574 days ago)

I usually don't do this, but...

Billy Ray Cyrus


Achy Breaky Heart Lyrics




You can tell the world you never was my girl
You can burn my clothes when I'm gone
Or you can tell your friends just what a fool I've been
And laugh and joke about me on the phone

You can tell my arms to go back onto the phone
You can tell my feet to hit the floor
Or you can tell my lilps to tell my fingertips
They won't be reaching out for you no more

But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I just don't think it'd understand
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo

You can tell your ma I moved to Arkansas
Or you can tell your dog to bite my leg
Or tell your brother Cliff who's fist can tell my lips
He never really liked me anyway

Oh tell your Aunt Louise, tell anything you please
Myself already knows that I'm okay
Oh you can tell my eyes to watch out for my mind
It might be walking out on me today

But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I just don't think it'd understand
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo

But don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
I just don't think it'd understand
And if you tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo

Don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo

Don't tell my heart, my achy breaky heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooo


This songs makes me giggle. X3
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Written about Saturday 2009-08-15
Written: (5580 days ago)
Next in thread: 124768

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Written about Wednesday 2009-08-12
Written: (5584 days ago)

Question: how does a guy on the back of an enormous motorbike with swords and a guitar strapped to his back, wearing fiery gauntlets, escape detection in the middle of King's Cross Station, when said station is filled with commuters?

Answer: he doesn't.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3623289/1/Demons_and_Wizards

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Written about Monday 2009-08-10
Written: (5585 days ago)

I think this is one of my favorite scenes between Harry and Ron.

Harry: Reading the Maruaders Map
Ron: suddenly wakes up Spiders! spiders! they want me to tap dance, I don't wanna tap dance...
Harry: You tell those spiders Ron.
Ron: I'll, I'll tell'm I'll tell'm....falls asleep zzzzzzzzzzz....

124455  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2009-08-09
Written: (5586 days ago)

**GETHAPPY**
1. "Fever (The Toxic Avenger Remix) Family Force 5
2. "99 Red Balloons" Gold Finger
3. "Godzilla" Blue Oyster Cult
4. "Party, Join Us" Crayon Shin-Chan
5. "Siamese Cat Song" B5
6. "Walk Like an Egyptian" Bangles
7. "The Bare Necessities" Bowling for Soup
8. "Take Me On" Ah-Ha
9. "Jitterbug" Wham!
10. "Drama Queen" Family Force 5
11. "When We Die" Bowling For Soup
12. "Move Your Feet (Radio Edit)" Junior Senior
13. "Radio Nowhere" Bruce Springsteen
14. "I'm Gay" Bowling For Soup
15. "Dare" Gorillaz
16. "Surfin' Bird (The Bird is the Word)" Trashmen
17. "We are Siamese" Hillary and Haley Duff
18. "Court of Miracles" Huchback of Notre Dame
19. "I Fought the Law" The Clash
20. "Dance Or Die (The Secret Handshake Van Halen Remix) Family Force 5
21. "Wake the Dead (Lalipop remix)" Family Force 5
22. "Never Going Down (remix)" Hollywood Undead
23. "Always Look On The Brightside Of Life" Monty Python
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