[Lord Starscream]'s diary
•HIGH CLASS:•
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•[] You go/have gone tanning.
•[] You own an iPod/mp3 player.
•[] You love Starbucks.
•[x] You have been called a brat.
•[x] You have tons of shoes.
•[] You hate buying things that are on sale.
•[x] You have a laptop.
•[x] You love shopping.
•TOTAL: 4
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•GOTHIC:•
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•[x] Black is one of your favorite colors.
•[] You wear chains.
•[x] you like heavy metal.
•[x] you've shopped at hot topic
•[x] You have worn black lipstick.
•[x] You have/had/or wanted piercings.
•[] You own a pair of Tripp pants
•[x] u have at least one unnaturally colored haired friend.
•TOTAL: 6
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•PUNK:•
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•[] You can skateboard.
•[x] You like plaid.
•[x] You have/love Converse.
•[] You hate mtv.
•[x] You have/had/wante
•[X] You love mohawks
•[X] You LOVE Music.
•[X] Hate people who pretend to be something they are not
•TOTAL: 6
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•EMO:•
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•[x] You are depressed sometimes.
•[x] You have dark colored thick-rimmed glasses.
•[x] You cry easily.
•[] You like emo music
•[x] You've kept a journal/diary.
•[] You have written a sad poem.
•[x] you have dyed your hair
•[] You're sad when you're drunk
•TOTAL: 5
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•GHETTO:•
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•[x] You like rap
•[] have said "Fo Sho, Fo Shizzle, Fo Sheezy, etc."
•[] You have worn/wanted a grill.
•[] You have had a freestyling contest.
•[] You have worn your shoes with the tongue flipped out.
•[] You've said the N word to a black person and didnt get punched
•[] you know most of the lines from Boyz N Da Hood
•[] You own a huge gold chain with a giant gold pendant
•TOTAL: 1
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•HARDCORE:•
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•[x] You like loud music.
•[x] You love/like the Ninja Turtles.
•[x] You have slip-on shoes.
•[x] You like Norma Jean.
•[x] People have called you a freak and meant it lovingly
•[x] You love to "hardcore" dance
•[] Your hair has been dyed more than one color.
•[x] You wear jeans a lot.
•TOTAL: 7
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•PREP:•
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•[] You LOVE/like The OC.
•[x] You had/have/want a tiny/small sized dog.
•[] Your usual outfits consist of pink.
•[x] u like buying shoes A LOT.
•[] you shop at Hollister.AE,a
•[] Getting your nails done is a fun thing.
•[] You have big sunglasses
•[] You can't go anywhere without your hair perfect.
•TOTAL: 2
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•ATHLETIC:•
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•[x] You watch the Superbowl.
•[] You own track shoes or cleats other sports related shoes.
•[] You own jerseys.
•[] You have/ had a special shelf for trophies and awards.
•[] Your garage/shed consists of sports equipment.
•[x] You belong/belonge
•[] You have a specific number preferred for your jersey.
•[] You practice a sport at least 3 times a week
TOTAL: 2
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•SCENE:•
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•[] You like putting little bows in your hair
•[] You have mini-skirts.
•[x] You have parted your hair to the side.
•[] You think polka-dots are way cute.
•[x] You have done a peace sign while you pose for a picture.
•[] You've been called scene before.
•[] You have dyed you hair a bright neon color
•[] You wear/wore long, colorful socks with your skirts
•TOTAL:2
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•REDNECK:•
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•[] Gone four wheeling.
•[] Went hunting.
•[x] Own a four/three-whe
•[x] Like to go fishing.
•[x] Eat beef jerky
•[x] Ever said GIT-R-DONE.
•[] Listened to the song Redneck Woman.
•[] Know who Bocephus is.
•TOTAL: 4
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•METALHEAD:•
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•[] You wear band shirts alot.
•[] If people down talk metal you down talk their favorite music.
•[] You like bands like As I Lay Dying, Lamb Of God, and All That Remains.
•[] You HATE emos.
•[] You love Black Sabbath.
•[] You have gone to Ozzfest.
•[x] You like to headbang.
•[] You don't like rap.
•[x] You have a taste for classic rock as well.
•TOTAL: 2
Hardcore...I guess...
Omg! THe first (really good) hand tutorial I've seen!
Porcelain masks have a very annoying tendency to crack and break at nearly horrible moments.
Who out of all people reading this gets that? 
DIIIIE YOU STUPID PANDA!
XD Omg! Crowley you poor deprives soul.
Allen: um, Yuu...
Kanda: hmm?
Allen: your hand... =_=
Kanda: ... but you like it *smirks*
Allen: ahahaha. Stop it or I'll never *bleep* and *bleep* with you again!
Kanda: =_=;; che.
Aou: *chuuuuuuuuuuu
Kanda: H-Hey! That brat kissed you!!!! =A=#
Allen: He's still a kid Yuu-chan
Kanda: But---!
Aou: em? Daddy want a kiss too? 8D <--- is eager
Kanda: =_= Don't you dare... ( only Allen's allowed to kiss me!! )
I really don't get the Alaska thing but ooook....They got the quote from blades of glory.
XD It's a D-gray-man SAMMICH!
XD Omg! Band Camp! Though, I wonder waht Allen's story was... I'm a freak that way! 8D
Written about Friday 2007-04-13
Written: (6435 days ago)
*sigh* Fuck, I feel crappy. THis is really the first time i've wrote about it and everythign, and please don't say anything...REa
*sigh* I still feel crappy, but I'll cheer up soon, probably before anyone on my list gets on. Don't say anything, or ask any questions, ok? I might answer then if you do, but...it's not very likely.
Thanks for reading, if you did..
Love cannot possibly last forever For the only perminate thing in this world is death.
Why Dogs Chase Cats
Once long ago, Dog was married to Cat. They were happy together, but every night when Dog came home from work, Cat said she was too sick to make him dinner. Dog was patient with this talk for a while, but he soon got mighty tired of fixing dinner for them both after a hard day's work. After all, Cat just stayed home all day long.
One day, Dog told Cat he was going to work, but instead he hid in the cupboard and watched Cat to see if she really was sick. As soon as Cat thought Dog had left, she started playing games with Kitten. They laughed and ran about. Cat wasn't the least bit sick.
Dog jumped out of the cupboard. When Cat saw him, she stuck a marble in her cheek and told Dog she had a toothache. Dog got so mad at her he started chasing her around and around the house.
Dogs have been chasing Cats ever since.
God! THis is sooo retarded! My mom won't let me on the computer (I'm on right now she's not here) until I clean my room. RIght now she's starting to piss me off.
Written about Monday 2007-02-19
Written: (6489 days ago)
Dr. Henry Jekyll: Science will control our shapes, our intelligence. Even create new breeds of men. Violent men to fight our wars. Docile men to do our work. Hell on Earth. And I... I want no part of it.
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Dr. Henry Jekyll: Evil is not a scientific word.
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Mr. Hyde: I am saving my neck. From the gallows.
NEWSBOY:
Read about the 'ideous murder,
Profane, religious murder!
FIRST GENTLEMAN:
The poor old bishop,
What a shock!
STREET VENDOR:
Seen walkin' wiv 'is daughter,
A moment prior to slaughter!
NEWSBOY:
The shepherd tendin' to 'is flock!
CROWD:
'E died in a London slum -
A slave to martyrdom -
'E died without complaint! -
'E should be made a saint! -
'E's gone back 'ome to God! -
It all seems very odd! -
Why should it be,
This mystery? -
Murder, murder -
In the night air!
Murder, murder -
It's a nightmare!
Murder, murder -
It's a right scare,
Bloody murder
In the night!
Murder, murder -
Makes your heart thump!
Murder, murder -
Makes your nerves jump!
Murder, murder -
Makes your blood pump,
Bloody murder
In the night!
CONGREGATION:
Dona Eis, Requiem
PRIEST:
Sweet death has taken
This brave man from us!
CONGREGATION:
Requiem Aeternam
PRIEST:
Friends, take what comfort
That you can from us!
CONGREGATION:
Dona Eis, Domine...
HYDE:
General Glossop, I'm happy to inform you that you are relieved of your duties, sir. All of them!
A MAN:
Look at this, another murder,
Just like the other murder!
That's poor old General Glossop, dead!
A BOY:
Last week the bishop copped it!
The bloke what done it 'opped it!
That feller must be off 'is 'ead!
ANOTHER CROWD MEMBER:
That's two in the last four days!
This killer has fancy ways!
A.FOURTH:
To kill outside St. Paul's
Requires a lotta balls!
A.FIFTH:
He hates the upper class!
A.SIXTH:
He must be on 'is arse!
CROWD:
Who could he be?
THE BOY:
Don't look at me!
CROWD:
"Bloody murder
In the night!"
Murder, murder -
Doin' folks in -
Murder, murder -
Is the worst sin!
Murder, murder -
Has me screamin'
"Bloody murder
In the night!"
Murder, murder -
Makes me blood thin!
Murder, murder -
Makes me 'ead spin!
Murder, murder -
Starts me drinkin'!
Bloody murder
In the night!"
In the night!"
HYDE:
Bessie, my love... You really should be more careful...wear
UPPER AND LOWER CRUST ON THE STREET:
London has a killer on the loose!
Could be a gang!
Gotta get 'is 'ead inside a noose!
The man must hang!
CROWD:
Maybe his nerve will fail him! -
They've gotta try to nail him! -
They've gotta trail an' jail him,
Now!
Murder!
No matter who we're blamin'
Till they pull wot's-'is-name in,
There's gonna be one flamin'
Row!
Murder, murder -
It's a curse, man!
Murder, murder -
It's perverse, man!
Murder, murder -
Nothing's worse than
Bloody murder
In the night!
HYDE:
Bad news from God, Teddy!
FIRST NEWSBOY:
Read about the worst two murders - !
SECOND NEWSBOY:
Much worse than the first two murders!
CROWD:
That makes it murders three and four!
(VARIOUSLY)
They've murdered dear old Bessie! -
I hear it extremely messy! -
And poor old Archie is no more! -
WOMAN:
They say a lot of blood and gore!
ALL:
That's four in the last eight days!
It's London's latest craze!
SECOND NEWSBOY:
this time 'e was in Perk Lane!
An' 'e may come back again!
WOMEN:
Until the killers found,
There's danger all around!
CROWD:
What can we do?
What can we do?
What can we do?
We wish we knew!
CROWD:
Catchin' such a madman could be hard! -
He'll kill! -
At will! -
Cos they're all so thick at Scotland Yard! -
No brains! -
No skill! -
ALL:
He'll kill us, if we let him!
They'd better go and get him!
I know a way to net him! -
How?
Murder!
No matter who we're blamin'
Till they pull wot's-'is-name in,
There's gonna be
There's gonna be
There's gonna be a flamin'
Row!
Murder, murder -
Or our doorstep!
Murder, murder -
So watch your step!
Murder, murder -
Take one more step,
You'll be murdered
In the night!
Murder, murder -
Once there's one done -
Murder, murder -
Can't be undone!
Murder, murder -
Lives in London! -
Bloody murder
In the night!
In the night!
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Link had disappeared to take advantage of the hot bath that came with the room after ordering me to stay in here and not cause trouble. Hmph. I never caused trouble; I just took advantage of every little bit I found. Speaking of which... if Link wasn’t here, I didn’t have to share my chocolate with him...
I opened the bag and reached inside --
“Hey! My balls melted!”
“...I do believe that is why being hot-headed is a bad thing,” Link said sagely, walking into the room with a perfectly straight face.
I hated when he did that. I couldn’t figure out if he meant for that to sound like I took it or if he was too naive to notice. What was I saying? Link wasn’t half as innocent as everyone back in Hyrule thought. That was the one thing he always beat me at; I could be as crude as I wanted to be, but he could be crude and polite.
He needed to teach me that trick, oh yes, he did. But right now I had more important things, like the squishy and sticky substance that enveloped my hand. Why had I taken my gloves off? My chocolate felt like mud, only worse. I pulled my hand out of the bag and scowled. It looked like mud, too.
I raised my chocolate-cove
“Link, how do I get this off?”
“I believe I said that I shall let you handle the mess, did I not?” He wasn’t even looking my way, instead facing the window with a towel draped across his shoulders.
I licked my hand again, debating whether or not to walk over there and smear chocolate on him. No, then he’d disappear back to the bath and leave me to clean off my hand. Hmm, I could always put it on his... no. I’d never get his breeches off, and even if I did, he’d probably wriggle out of my grip... and the struggle would get chocolate everywhere except where I’d want it...
To do that, I’d have to plan ahead... ambush him when he was half-asleep or something... Yeah, that’d work. I grinned and licked my hand. In the meantime, I had a Hero to harass.
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"Go to hell."
"I have a Condo there."