proof taht women are evil

first we must establish that woman ARE evil
so [women= shopping]
and shopping takes time x money
now [time = money]
and [money = evil]
SO [women = evil squared]

proof that men are even worse than evil

first we state that men need time, money, girls, and sex
so   [men= time x money x girls x sex]
as we all know  [time = money]
so  [men = money x money x girls x sex]
and we all know men want as many girls as possible because they want as much sex as possible so for guys [girls = sex]
as for tehmens proof that girls are evil
     [girls = evil]
    so [evil = sex]
therefore
 [men = money squared x evil x evil]
 [men = money squared x evil squared]


and because 'money is the root of all evil'
    [money = square root of evil]
there fore
    [money squared = evil]
    [men =evil x (evil)squared] =
    [(evil) to the 3rd power]
mens proved girls = evil
women proved men = (evil)to the third power -----> men is worse than evil
so we are forced to conclude that men are worse than girls

damnit i dont know what to do anymore, i mena i like him really i do, and maybe thats why it hurts, but i mean on elftown he has it all over his page that im his girlfriend but on here im nothing but a really good friend or hunny, not so much as my name, and all the other 'hunnies' in his relationships. i mean him calling me hunny he could mean any of them , and i mean i know he said he wouldnt cheat on me id like to believe him but i mean its like hes embarrassed of me i mean im only on here cause he asked me to his was the first page i visited and he was on here for god knows how long before i was and his page was all over that he was single not so much as a speck that he had a gf, am i crazy? should i not be worried about this? i just dont know anymore. what should i do? things havent been the same between us since.