[punk this, bitch]'s diary
WORDS WOMEN USE
FINE
This is a word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means “something”, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that being with “Nothing” usually end with “Fine”.
GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it.
LOUD SIGH
This is actually not a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A “loud laugh” means she thinks you’re an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over “Nothing”.
THAT’S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. “That’s okay” means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will ay for your mistake.
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say your welcome.
WHATEVER
It’s a woman saying FUCK YOU!
Month One
Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Month Two
Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.
Month Three
You know what mommy, I'm a girl!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.
Month Four
Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.
Month Five
You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's an abortion?
Month Six
I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me!
Month Seven
Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. he is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just...
One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.
The road to recovery is an odd one, filled with obstacles and endless ways to amuse oneself.
Oh Yeah!!
I ♥ me!!
To all of the doubters a huge thank you, you sparked my rebellious side, when I was in such a state, that instead I was pushing myself above and beyond in a class, of which I had no outside support with the exception of my professors and some friends.
and also
♥ A.F.I. ~ DecemberUnderground♥!!!! damn they fucking rule sooooo much!!
Then again, don't they always?
*nods*
So true...
will have to promote from here for now!! I digress, I think I forgot my original topic. *shrugs* So what else, is new?
Please, for the sake of your own sanity learn the difference between literal and rhetorical questions. Don't worry about mine... never really had much to begin with!
Forget the last comment *looks at it* Well that sure didn't take long...
I tried... but I really can't stand people who have actual or close to average intelligence (and behave like idiots) I mean no one is that slow! Well a lot of people who discriminate against others are, but I believe those people need counseling and therapy (many sessions of both)!
No meds (I don't like it when people are dependent on pills, they become more unstable). Plus the only ones who benefit are pharmaceutical companies,
more sick people = more profits.