[punk this, bitch]'s diary
I was tripping out earlier over a bit of cookie dough, but the sweetness was too good to ignore
*jumps up on the roof and shouts*
I have a sweet tooth!!!
I just know I did something earlier that's going to confuse the hell out of me later *slices a skanks neck open* damn street pollution get worst every year.
You never saw anything *rips out your spinal cord* Cool so that's how it's supposed to look!!
I found out something not so much as shocking, more like amusing and __________. But it's alright now *grins like a maniac* the future scenario seems much more promising.
Mean people have babies that look like this:
Little Ashley was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Ashley, who created the universe?"
When Ashley didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted Ashley and the teacher said, "Very good" and Ashley fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked Ashley, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, Ashley didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted Ashley and the teacher said, "very good," and Ashley fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Ashley a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Ashley jumped up and shouted,
"IF YOU STICK THAT FUCKING THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ASS!"
The Teacher fainted.