If Your Child is a Gothic, Reform Through the Lord!
Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in.
The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child:
-Frequently wears black clothing.
-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.
-Wears excessive black eye makeup, lipstick or nailpolish.
-Wears any odd, silver jewelry or symbols. Some of these include: reversed crosses, pentagrams, pentacles, ankhs or various other Satanic worshipping symbols.
-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.
-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.)
-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically. ((Nuuuuu!))
-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. (
-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.
-Takes drugs.
-Drinks alcohol.
-Is suicidal and/or depressed.
-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation. (This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate attention for this at your local mental health center.)
-Complains of boredom.
-Sleeps too excessively or too little.
-Is excessively awake during the night.
-Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
-Spends large amounts of time alone.
-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits through
meditation.)
-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.
-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.
-Misbehaves at school.
-Misbehaves at home.
-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.
-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood.
(Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very
dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)
-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your
child may watch.)
-Plays videos games that contains violence or are of a role-playing nature. ((>.>))
-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.
-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
-Expresses an interest in sex. ((because we should all be like Ken. Anatomically incorrect.))
-Masturbates
-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.
-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.
-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".
-Claims to be a goth.
If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.
~St. Mary's Catholic Church"

I found this on one of the sites I inhabit. I doubt its true, but it's still funny, since most of those things teens actually do.
And my score was 32/37...
I'm a goth..apparently.

Ramble of the Day for 07/17

Nosy people just annoy me. There are too many annoying nosy people in the world, so I'm going to narrow it down. People who stick their noses in other people's relationships annoy me.

They stick their noses in the relationship, think they know everything about the relationship when in fact they really don't, and end up hindering the relationship.

And as I get older, I see more and more people fucking with relationships and whatnot that they should have left alone.

-.-

Ramble of the Day for 07/16.

Ok. So I went to the movies this weekend, twice. Once at night and once in the day.

At night, I noticed alot of teenage girls wearing extremely whorish clothes. I mean, skirts that looked like they were made out of a yard of jeans with holes torn in them and slutty tank tops that went way down. I was like "WTF?"..

So then I thought it must be a date thing. So when I went today, it was the exact same thing. Short skirts, slutty tops, and the shorts that don't cover much of anything.

My mom actually said to me" I'm so glad you don't dress slutty"....

What is this new found obessession to dress like a whore? I don't get it. Women for ages have been fighting to be treated like equals, and then we go and do shit like wear clothes sluts and whores wear.

"Respect me as a woman, but look at my breasts.."

-.-

And they pay out of their asses for clothes like that. It's like you step into Abercrombie and Fitch and their pants have holes in them and torn and the price tag is $80. Damn, I have a pair of $10 pants in my room (somewhere) and I've attacked them with a pair of scissors and they look almost the same.

And the slutty shirts.. $25. I just don't get it. Why do people wear these things? It's not attractive in the least.

From my favorite anime, AzuManga Daioh

This is Brian. Brian is a female, not a guy.

Brian'll come up later, so wait damnit!

I've decided to clear out my journal.

So I have.

Obviously.
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Well..
not anymore now that I have an entry in.

Fuck it. Main message: It's cleared out