[Wolfe In Chef's Clothing]'s diary

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Written about Thursday 2006-09-14
Written: (6647 days ago)

To finish off my Mood...

Do not fear what lurks within your darkest dreams.. Fear what is obvious in the realm of the wake..

82818  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2006-09-14
Written: (6647 days ago)

*under 60 points= not too s*xy
*from 61-300 points= pretty s*xy
over 301-599 points= VERY s*xy!!!
*beyond 600= beyond very, very s*xy !!!!



A=100 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=145 F=12 G=3 H=10 I=200 J=100 K=114 L=100 M=25 N=450 O=80 P=2 Q=12 R=400 S=113 T=405 U=11 V=10 W=10 X=3 Y=210 Z=23


E=145
R=400
Y=210
N=450

1205????
Fixed the math Cant believe it

82588  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2006-09-10
Written: (6650 days ago)

Dont want to change my mood. I'll be slow cus I'm doing homework >.>

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Written about Sunday 2006-09-10
Written: (6651 days ago)


30 thangs that will piss ur perents off


1. Follow them around the house everywhere...
2. Moo when they say your name...
3. Run into walls...
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...
7. Wear a sticker that says, "I’m a retard"...
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time...
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...
10. Do what they actually tell you...
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly...
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people...
13. At everything they say yell, Liar...
14. Try to swim in the floor...
15. Tap on their door all night...
16.Pretend to have amnesia...
17.Say everything backwards...
18.Give yourself a swirly...
19.Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"...
20.Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear...
21.Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times...
22.Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder...
23.Run in circles...
24.Recite a whole movie 3 times...
25.Pretend to beat yourself up...
26.Slither everywhere...
27.Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist... tell them you're making a fashion statement...
28.Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way...
29.Super glue your finger up your nose...
30.Talk to a pen...

82503  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2006-09-09
Written: (6651 days ago)

http://www.fullmetalalchemist.com/movie/index.htm


I WANT TO SEE I WANT TO SEE I WANT TO SEE!

82483  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2006-09-09
Written: (6652 days ago)

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82415  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2006-09-07
Written: (6653 days ago)

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82318  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2006-09-06
Written: (6655 days ago)

LAYER ONE:
** Name: Eryn
** Nickname: On my page
** Birth date: 2/5/92
** Birthplace: Abilene Texas
** Current location: Texas
** Eye color: Green
** Hair color: Brown, blonde and red
** Height: 5'11
** IQ: 99
** Righty or lefty: righty


LAYER TWO
** Your heritage: Irish, German, Native American, Scottish and others
** Your weakness: Aint tellin' you.
** Your fears: Loosing EVERYONE I love (AKA I've already seemingly lost people.
** Your perfect pizza: Aint a fan of pizza
** Goal you'd like to achieve: Not sure.
** Your favorite band: TO MANY TO SAY!
** Favorite Movies: TO MANY TO SAY!


LAYER THREE
** Your most overused word: Gah!
** Your thoughts when first waking up: Want..to..sleep...more...
** Your best physical feature: Eyes? I dunno ><
** Your in-bed time: Whenever I drift into the realk of Nightmares.
** Your most missed memory: My girlfriend and I talking on the phone for hours...


LAYER FOUR
** Smoke: no
** Cuss: Some
** Sing: Yeah
** Take a shower every day: Sure do.
** Have a crush(es): Have a love.
** Do you think you've been in love: Yes. I know it.
** Want to go to college: Yah
** Want to get married: Yah
** Believe in yourself: *Shrug*
** Get motion sickness: No
** Think you're attractive: No
** Think you're a health freak: Nope
** Get along with your parents: Most of the time.
** Like thunderstorms: NO!!!!!!!!
** Play an instrument: Some


LAYER FIVE
In the past Year have you
** Drank alcohol: Yes
** Smoked: No
** Done drugs: No
** Had sex: No
** Made out: No
** Gone on a date: No
** Gone to the mall: Yes
** Eaten an entire box of Oreos: No
** Eaten sushi: YAH!
** Been on stage: Yah
** Gone skating: No
** Made homemade cookies: Yah
** Gone skinny-dipping: No
** Dyed your hair: Yah
** Stolen anything: No


LAYER SIX
Ever...
** Played a game that required removal of clothing: No
** Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: No
** Been caught doing something: No
** Been called a tease: No
** Gotten beaten up: No
** Shoplifted: No
** Changed who you were to fit in: Hell. No.
** Slept with a member of the opposite sex without having sex: Never slept with a memeber of the oposite sex.


LAYER SEVEN
** Age you hope to be married: 20
** Number of children: *Shrug*
** How do you want to die: In like...an explotion...
** Where do you want to go to college: Tarlton
** What do you want to be when you grow up: Not sure.
** What country would you most like to visit: Japan, Ireland, Russia. Lots more.
** Who is your most loved person: Megan
** Best first date location: Wherever we can.
** Best first kiss location: Dont care.

82306  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2006-09-05
Written: (6655 days ago)
Next in thread: 82311

"Take your rainbow pride and stay the hell away from me".


A quote from [Princess Zelda]'s page... and to think.. you know someone.. Well it dosnt matter. She hates me now anyway.. I didnt even do anything to her. She hates me because I'm me. *Shrugs* Not my fault. She can join the other people that hate me for who I am. Why should I care?

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Written about Monday 2006-09-04
Written: (6657 days ago)
Next in thread: 82156

My new pup, Gracie, is deaf, so we have traded her in for her littermate (Brother) who we are thinking of naming Shilo. He's much quieter then her and much more gentle. My hands are torn up from Gracie.

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Written about Monday 2006-08-28
Written: (6663 days ago)

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81696  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2006-08-27
Written: (6664 days ago)

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Written about Wednesday 2006-08-23
Written: (6669 days ago)

A white man yells to a black man. "Hey colored boy! You're blockin my view."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black"
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this in your house if you are against racism

81083  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2006-08-20
Written: (6671 days ago)

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Kickass jedi lady from a game my bro plays. She is blind and sees with the force

80987  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2006-08-19
Written: (6672 days ago)

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80984  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2006-08-19
Written: (6672 days ago)
80915  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2006-08-19
Written: (6673 days ago)

The Verve Pipe

The Freshman Lyrics


When I was young I knew everything
She a punk who rarely ever took advice
Now I'm guilt stricken,
Sobbing with my head on the floor
Stop a baby's breath and a shoe full of rice

I can't be held responsible
She was touching her face
I won't be held responsible
She fell in love in the first place

For the life of me I cannot remember
What made us think that we were wise and
We'd never compromise
For the life of me I cannot believe
We'd ever die for these sins
We were merely freshmen

My best friend took a week's
Vacation to forget her
His girl took a weeks's worth of
Valium and slept
And now he's guilt stricken sobbing with his
Head on the floor
Thinks about her now and how he never really
Wept he says

I can't be held responsible
She was touching her face
I won't be held responsible
She fell in love in the first place

For the life of me I cannot remember
What made us think that we were wise and
We'd never compromise
For the life of me I cannot believe
We'd ever die for these sins
We were merely freshmen

hey yeah
hey yeah
hey yeah

We've tried to wash our hands of all this
We never talk of our lacking relationships
And how we're guilt stricken sobbing with our
Heads on the floor
We fell through the ice when we tried not to
Slip, we'd say

I can't be held responsible
She was touching her face
And I won't be held responsible
She fell in love in the first place

For the life of me I cannot remember
What made us think that we were wise and
We'd never compromise
For the life of me I cannot believe
We'd ever die for these sins
We were merely freshmen

For the life of me I cannot remember
What made us think that we were wise and
We'd never compromise
For the life of me I cannot believe
We'd ever die for these sins
We were merely freshmen
We were merely freshmen

80592  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2006-08-15
Written: (6676 days ago)

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I am now...an offical ABILENE HIGH EAGLE!

80468  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2006-08-14
Written: (6677 days ago)
Next in thread: 80509

Quotes from POTC Dead man's chest.

"Why is the rum always gone?!"

"Elizabeth!....Hide the rum..."

"Those clothes do not flatter you at all. It should be a dress or nothing and I happen to have no dress in my cabin"

"What about Jack? I cant leave without him!....Nevermind lets go!"

"Dont touch my dirt!"

"I got a jar of dirt! I got a jar of dirt!"

"Where's the thump thump?!"

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