[Wolfe In Chef's Clothing]'s diary

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Written about Tuesday 2008-06-24
Written: (5997 days ago)

My friends

1. [YOUR REAL NAME:]
Lauren
2. [YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3/4 letters of real name plus izzle)]
Laurizzle
3. [YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)]
Purple Unicorn
4. [YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)]
McCla
5. [YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)]
Blue Dr.Pepper
6. [YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name)]
Acbrenean
7. [YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (both parents middle name)]
Susan Noel
8. [YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)]
Black Orion

116021  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2008-06-23
Written: (5998 days ago)

So I can get it out of my freakin' mood!

Any Thoughts?
POST OR I WILL DO MY BLACK PIMP VOICE IN YOUR DREAM!

115254  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2008-06-02
Written: (6019 days ago)
Next in thread: 115255

In a reply to [Eyes of the Reaper]'s previous diary entry 'the meaning of life'

I think she is mistaken.

The meaning of life, the universe and everything else is
42
Yes you heard me. 42.

Makes even better sense, no?
:) Meaning of life people.
42.
Remember that.

114553  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2008-05-11
Written: (6041 days ago)

I have an iPhone!!!

113852  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2008-04-20
Written: (6062 days ago)
Next in thread: 113913

Hey peeps. Not sure how often/long I'll be on. I've been helping a friend of my mom's take care of her eight orphaned (The mother died durring the C-section) lab puppies. They have to be bottle fed every 3 hours. There are 8 of them. And I've been the one feeding (Alone) most the time. Then I have to make sure everyone goes pee and/or poo before I put them in the big container for a while then they all go back to their little crates to sleep.

113593  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2008-04-12
Written: (6070 days ago)
Next in thread: 113594

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Thought some people might like this :D

113543  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2008-04-10
Written: (6072 days ago)

SMALL TOWNS

Those who grew up in small towns will laugh when they read this.

Those who didn't will be in disbelief and won't understand how true it
is.

1) You can name everyone you graduated with.

2) You know what 4-H means.

3) You went to parties at a pasture, barn, gravel pit, or in the
middle of a dirt road. On Monday you could always tell who was at the
party because of the scratches on their legs from running through the
woods when the party was busted. (See #6.)

4) You used to'drag'Main .

5) You whispered the 'F' word and your parents knew within the hour.

6) You scheduled parties around the schedules of different police
officers, because you new which ones
would bust you and which ones
wouldn't.

7) You could never buy cigarettes because all the store clerks knew
how old you were (and if you were old enough, they'd tell your parents
anyhow.) Besides, where would you get the money?

8) When you did find somebody old enough and brave enough to buy
cigarettes, you still had to go out into the country and drive on back
roads to smoke them.

9) You knew which section of the ditch you would find the beer your
buyer dropped off.

10) It was cool to date somebody from the neighboring town.

11) The whole school went to the same party after graduation.

12) You didn't give directions by street names but rather by
references. Turn by Nelson's house, go 2 blocks to Anerson's , and
it's four houses left of the track field.

13) The golf course had only 9 holes.

14) You couldn't help but date a friend's ex-boyfriend/girlfriend.

15) Your car stayed filthy
because of the dirt roads, and you will
never own a dark vehicle for this reason.

16) The town next to you was considered 'trashy' or 'snooty,' but was
actually just like your town.

17) You referred to anyone with a house newer then 1955 as the 'rich'
people.

18) The people in the 'big city' dressed funny, and then you picked up
the trend 2 years later.

19) Anyone you wanted could be found at the local gas station or the
dairybar.

20) You saw at least one friend a week driving a tractor through town
or one of your friends driving a grain truck to school occasionally.

21) The gym teacher suggested you haul hay for the summer to get
stronger.

22) Directions were given using THE stop sign as a reference.

23) When you decided to walk somewhere for exercise, 5 people would
pull over and ask if you wanted a ride.

24) Your teachers called you by your older siblings' names.

25) Your
teachers remembered when they taught your parents.

26) You could charge at any local store or write checks without any ID.

27) There was no McDonalds.

28) The closest mall was over an hour away.

29) It was normal to see an old man riding through town on a riding
lawn
mower.

30) You've pee'd in a cornfield.

31) Most people went by a nickname.

32) You laughed your butt off reading this because you know it is
true, and you forward it to everyone who may have lived in a small
town.

I would not have wanted to have been raised any other way!!!!

Toughtimes don't last... Tough people do.

113462  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2008-04-08
Written: (6074 days ago)

I've prolly posted this before but it gives me chills when I read it so I'm posting it again.

A boy and a girl,
the best of friends.
From elementary to high school
from beginning to end.

Through all those years
their friendship grew.
They both felt the same,
but neither knew.

Each waking moment
since the day they met.
They both loved each other
sunrise to sunset.

He was all she had
in her terrible life.
He was the one
who kept her from her knife.

She was his angel,
she made him smile.
Though life threw him curves,
she made it all worth while.

Then one day
things went terribly wrong.
The next few weeks
were like a very sad song.

He made her jealous
on purpose he tried.
When the girl asked, "Do you love her?"
on purpose he lied.

He played with jealousy
like it was a game.
Little did he know
Things would never be the same.

His plan was working
but he had no clue.
How wrong things would go,
the damage he would do.

One night she broke down,
feeling very alone.
Just her and the blade,
no one else home.

She dialed his number,
he answered, "Hello"
She told him she loved him
and hung up the phone.

He raced to her house
just a minute too late.
Found her lying in blood,
her heart had no rate.

Beside her was a note,
in it her confession.
Her love for this boy,
her only obsession.

As he read the note,
he knelt down and cried.
Grabbed her knife,
that night they both died.

She was found in his arms,
both of them dead.
Under her note
his handwriting said:

"I loved her so,
she never knew.
All this time
I loved her too."

112568  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2008-03-11
Written: (6102 days ago)



    To my out of state friends who weren't fortunate enough to be born in Texas .... I sincerely apologize if this happens to be above some of yall's level of education!!! ha-ha
    
    
             U R A Texan
               If . . . .

    1. You can properly pronounce Corsicana,
    Palestine, Decatur, Wichita Falls, San
    Antonio, Burnet, Boerne, Nacogdoches ,
    Mexia, Waco ,  Amarillo , and Waxahachie.

    2. A tornado warning siren is your signal to
    go out in the yard and look for a funnel.

    3. You've ever had to switch from
    "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

    4. You know that the true value of a parking
    space is not determined by the distance
    to the door, but by the availability of shade.

    5. Stores don't have bags, they have sacks.

    6. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.

    7. You measure distance in minutes.

    8. Little Smokies are something you
    serve only for special occasions.

    9. You listen to the weather forecast
    before picking out an outfit

    10. You know cow-pies are not made of beef.

    11. Someone you know has used a football
    schedule to plan their wedding date.

    12. You have known someone who has had a
    belt buckle bigger than your fist.

    13. You aren't surprised to find movie rental,
    ammunition, and bait all in the same store.

    14. Your "place at the lake" has wheels under it.

    15. A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol;
    a Ford F350 4x4 is.

    16. You know everything goes better
    with Ranch dressin'.

    17. You learned how to shoot a gun
    before you learned how to multiply.

    18. You actually understand this and you are
    "fixin' to" send it to your friends.

    19. Finally, you are 100% Texan if you have
    ever heard this conversation:  
                 " You wanna coke?" "Yeah."
                 "What kind?"
                 "Dr. Pepper."



HELLZ YEAH BITCHES!

112486  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2008-03-09
Written: (6104 days ago)

The best advice I ever got
Was don't be somebody [you're not]
And it's hard to measure up
But I thank God enough
We're all the same on the inside
But we're always up agaisnt everybody's [outside]
And it's hard to live up to strangers
... Beautiful girl ...
Some people always finish last

112450  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2008-03-07
Written: (6106 days ago)

Reading Eclipse. :)

112423  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2008-03-06
Written: (6107 days ago)

Mothmen and the Faeries from Mars?
They're in the closet.

112266  Link to this entry 
Written about Friday 2008-02-29
Written: (6114 days ago)

I feel like crap.....seriously

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Written about Thursday 2008-02-28
Written: (6114 days ago)

Showed/sold Rookie today. I feel sick and tired. Then again I did get the stomach virus on tuesday, didnt eat at all yesterday because I was sleeping, and have only had a few goldfish today.

112210  Link to this entry 
Written about Tuesday 2008-02-26
Written: (6116 days ago)

Going to San Angelo to show my pigs! Gotta sell them too T_T but oh well. its all good! Wont be on much I dont think

111859  Link to this entry 
Written about Monday 2008-02-18
Written: (6124 days ago)

In fear I hurried this way and that. I had the taste of [Blood and Chocolate] in my mouth, the one as hateful as the other.


-Steppenwolf
111781  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2008-02-16
Written: (6127 days ago)

My friends

1. [YOUR REAL NAME:]
Laura
2. [YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3/4 letters of real name plus izzle)]
Laurizzle
3. [YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)]
Silver Albino Lion
4. [YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)]
Perla
5. [YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)]
Black Fuze
6. [YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name)]
Arasrarry
7. [YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (both parents middle name)]
Marian Elizabeth
8. [YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)]
Black Yankie

111780  Link to this entry 
Written about Saturday 2008-02-16
Written: (6127 days ago)

1. [YOUR REAL NAME:]
Eryn
2. [YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3/4 letters of real name plus izzle)]
Eryizzle
3. [YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)]
Crimson Wolf
4. [YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first)]
Tater
5. [YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)]
Electric Blue Daquery
6. [YOUR IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name)]
Rtelyntom
7. [YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (both parents middle name)]
Dyan David
8. [YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)]
Black Scout

111529  Link to this entry 
Written about Sunday 2008-02-10
Written: (6132 days ago)

I'm this girl.

I'm This Girl


I'm the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because she's sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you...


I'm the girl who likes to be kissed under the stars, more than inside your bedroom or in a expensive resturant...


I'm the girl who holds your hand and plays with it....


I'm the girl who doesn't mind you playing with her hair....


I'm the girl who makes jokes with your mom...


I'm the girl who stares into your eyes looking for a reason what you see in me.......


I'm the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss...


I'm the girl who will take care of you when you are sick...


I'm the girl who you can talk to about anything...


I'm the girl who laughs at your jokes...


I'm the girl who will listen to you talk...


I'm the girl who loves when you hug me for no apparent reason...


I'm the girl who loves it when you hug me from behind or kiss me on the forehead....


I'm the girl who loves you for you ; and doesn't care what other people say about us...


I'm the girl who will love you unconditionally for the rest of your life...

SWEET HEARTED GIRLS : If you are this girl repost this saying "I'm this girl"


DUDES: If you want this girl repost "I want this Girl"


LUCKY BASTARDS: "I have this girl" if you already have her

110081  Link to this entry 
Written about Thursday 2008-01-03
Written: (6170 days ago)

HIGH CLASS
[] You have gone tanning.
[x] You own an iPod/mp3 player.
[X] love Starbucks.
[] You have been called a brat.
[] You have tons of shoes.
[] You hate buying things that are on sale.
[X] You have a laptop.
[] You like shopping.
TOTAL: 3

GOTHIC
[x] Black is one of ur favorite colors.
[] You wear chains.
[X] You like heavy metal.
[x] You've shopped at hot topic
[x] You have worn black lipstick.
[X] You have/had/or wanted piercings.
[] You own a pair of Tripp pants
[x] You have at least one unnaturally colored haired friend.
TOTAL: 6
PUNK
[] You can skateboard.
[] You like plaid.
[x] You have Converse.
[] You hate mtv.
[X] You have/had/wanted blue, orange, pink, red, purple, or green hair.
[] You think mohawks are cool
[x] You LOVE Music.
[x] Hate people who pretend to be something they are not
TOTAL: 4

EMO
[] You have been/are depressed a lot.
[] You have thick-rimmed glasses.
[] You cry easily.
[] You like emo music
[] You've kept a journal/diary.
[] You have written a sad poem.
[x]You have dyed your hair
[] You're sad when you're drunk
TOTAL: 1

GHETTO
[] You like rap.
[x] You have said "Fo Sho, Fo Shizzle, Fo Sheezy, etc."
[] You have worn/wanted a grill.
[] You have had a freestyling contest.
[] You have worn your shoes with the tongue flipped out.
[] You've said the N word to a black person and didnt get punched.
[] You know most of the lines from Boyz N Da Hood
[] You own a huge gold chain with a giant gold pendant
TOTAL: 1

HARDCORE
[X] You like loud music.
[x] You love/like the Ninja Turtles.
[x] You have slip-on shoes.
[] You like NormaL Jean.
[x] People have called you a freak
[] You like to "hardcore" dance or mosh
[x] Your hair has been dyed more than one color.
[x] You wear jeans a lot.
TOTAL: 6

PREP
[] You LOVE laguna beach/ The hills
[] You had/have/want a tiny/small sized dog.
[] Your usual outfits consist of pink.
[] You like buying shoes.
[] You shop at Hollister.AE,and/or Abercrombie
[] Getting your nails done is a fun thing.
[x]You have big sunglasses.
[] You can't go anywhere without your hair perfect.
TOTAL: 1

ATHLETIC
[x] You watch the Superbowl.
[] You own track shoes or cleats other sports related shoes.
[] You collect jerseys.
[] You have/had a special shelf for trophies and awards.
[] Your garage/shed consists of sports equipment.
[x] You belong/belonged to a team.
[] You have a specific number preferred for your jersey.
[x] you have/are playing a real sport .
[] you judge people by the sports they play
TOTAL: 3

REDNECK
[x] Gone four wheeling.
[x] Went hunting.
[] Owned a four/three-wheeler or dirt bike, etc
[x] Like to go fishing.
[x] Eat beef jerky
[x] Ever said GIT-R-DONE.
[x] Ever Listened to the song Redneck Woman.
[x (ROCK AND ROLL MAN! XD )]Know who Bocephus is.
TOTAL: 7

Im a fucking red neck biatch XD

110050  Link to this entry 
Written about Wednesday 2008-01-02
Written: (6171 days ago)

What would you do if:
1) [I committed suicide:]
2) [I said I liked you:]
3) [I kissed you:]
4) [I lived next door to you:]
5) [I started smoking:]
6) [I stole something:]
7) [I was hospitalized:]
8) [I ran away from home:]
9) [I got into a fight and you weren't there:]


what do you think of my:
1) [Personality:]
2) [Eyes:]
3) [Face:]
4) [Hair:]
5) [Clothes:]
6) [Mannerisms:]


general stuff:
1) [Who are you?]
2) [Are we friends?]
3) [When and how did we meet?]
4) [How have I affected you?]
5) [What do you think of me?]
6) [What's the fondest memory you have of me?]
7) [How long do you think we will be friends or enemies?]
8) [do you wuv me?]
9) [Have I ever hurt you?]
10) [Would you hug me?]
11) [Would you kiss me?]
12) [Would you make love to me?]
13) [Would you marry me?]
14) [Emotionally, what stands out?]
15) [Do you wish I was cooler?]
16) [On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I?]
17) [Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.]
18) [Am I loveable?]
19) [How long have you known me?]
20) [Describe me in one word.]
21) [What was your first impression?]
22) [Do you still think that way about me now?]
23) [What do you think my weakness is?]
24) [Do you think I'll get married?]
25) [What about me makes you happy?]
26) [What about me makes you sad?]
27) [What reminds you of me?]
28) [What's something you would change about me?]
29) [How well do you know me?]
30) [Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?]
31) [Do you think I would kill someone?]
32) [Are we close?]
33) [Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you?]

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